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  • Voll_EQ
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    Why are theese Trolls coming in here? Whats their pupose of mocking us?

    All we want is peace, when will they understand ?

    Just like earlier today i was in a fight, there was 3 moooslims that handed out folders, i nicely and even politely told them to shuffle them. Then they attacked me, calling me names, i even warned them 3 times, saying that i dident want to hurt them, and that they should move on.

    Then they staring to laugh, and one hitted at me, when he hit the ground the 2 others jumped me. Well they are sorry now, obviously i dont have a sign saying: Hey i am Instructor in Kraw Maga in the army (Yes i know its jew-ninja) But its part of my job, and dont realy have anything to do with jews.

    Well i guess Redeemed Papist is right as he told me : We are blessed when we are persecuted..... my i add myself, we are even more blessed when the persecuters falls to the ground ?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Voll_EQ View Post
    Dear Rev. M. Rodimer

    You realy think I am ready to quote the scribtures? Ok i will try, let me know if i am way of or on the right way
    Very nicely done!
    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    I know Jesus will forgive me for that is why he came to Earth.

    My question to the Pastor was does HE forgive me.
    Pastor Ezekiel doesn't have to forgive you. And Jesus will only forgive you if you stop sinning. Completely. Forever.
    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    My problem is I am confused. If my enjoyment of oral sex with this man is a sin why is it so enjoyable. Why do I take such pleasure in swallowiing his seed each night.
    Hmm, first you were just thinking about it. Then, you maybe did it once. Now, this "colleague you see in the shower" is actually skull-f*cking you nightly.

    I believe we need to add "lying" to your list of sins.

    What does the Bible say about liars?

    Revelation 21:8
    But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


    Hmm, you lie. That makes you a liar. Looks like you're going to Hell. <-- your future
    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    I'll go with option 3. Troll.
    Sounds about right.

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  • Humongous
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    Hi I am a god gearing christian
    well basiscally hi, Y. O'Whylord, and welcome to these Godly forums.

    Is you a Christian mechanic? my Ford Edsel stopped crankin up over two decades ago on account of a dynasty of opossums what keep nestin in the engine generation after generation. them things is real territorial like, and whenever I get near the Edsel to root em out, them corbin bernsen things start screechin and scratchin something holocaustic! maybe you caould come by the tariler and help a little lady out?

    In His name,
    Lori Humongous

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    So who is to save me, if you as true christians will not or cannot.
    Yourself!

    We can't read the Bible for you or make choices for you.

    Look, God has laid out a massive instruction manual for you on His unambiguous and unchanging values for how you should live your life so He doesn't have to burn you forever for ignoring Him. It's up to you to follow those instructions.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    So who is to save me, if you as true christians will not or cannot.

    What do I need to do in your eyes to make me free of gayness
    READ THE KJV BIBLE.

    Good grief, these choad-guzzlers are retarded.



    Cover-to-cover: come back when you're done.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth

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  • whyohwhylord
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    So who is to save me, if you as true christians will not or cannot.

    What do I need to do in your eyes to make me free of gayness

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    You are ay the unsaved are welcome at the top of your page, and yet you accuse me of trolling whatever that is.

    Am I not welcome, do you close Gods door on me?
    You are to be shunned.


    1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

    1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

    Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

    We've told you what to do. Do you expect us to apologise for following God's instructions for what to do with you? Come back when you are an ex gay.



    I think you need to read it again.

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  • whyohwhylord
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    You are ay the unsaved are welcome at the top of your page, and yet you accuse me of trolling whatever that is.

    Am I not welcome, do you close Gods door on me?

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    Would I be better buying a wife. I saw a girl for sale in the singles section but could not bid because I am not recognised as a true christian.

    Would purchasing this child help me to enter the family of true belief and get me a good woman at the same time?
    First and foremost you need to accept Jesus, even the bit that says being a gay fornicator is wrong, and stop trolling the internets.

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  • whyohwhylord
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    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    You're a filthy sinner who is making the wrong choices. Now sort yourself out and stop using ready made secular excuses for being a disgusting sinner!

    Would I be better buying a wife. I saw a girl for sale in the singles section but could not bid because I am not recognised as a true christian.

    Would purchasing this child help me to enter the family of true belief and get me a good woman at the same time?

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    Am I gay, or am I a woman stuck in a mans body.

    Can this happen.
    You're a filthy sinner who is making the wrong choices. Now sort yourself out and stop using ready made secular excuses for being a disgusting sinner!

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    I am hurt brother, I thought I would be able to get help here if no where else
    You have already been offered the best help possible. Pick up a KJV Bible, read it, follow it. That's all there is to it. What could be simpler?

    (And I'm not your brother. )

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  • whyohwhylord
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    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    I'll go with option 3. Troll.
    I am hurt brother, I thought I would be able to get help here if no where else

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Originally posted by whyohwhylord View Post
    Am I gay, or am I a woman stuck in a mans body.

    Can this happen.
    I'll go with option 3. Troll.

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  • whyohwhylord
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    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Two possible reasons, depending on which sex you are. One you're gay, or two you're an insatiable slut. Whatever the correct answer is you will spend eternity burning in hell.

    Am I gay, or am I a woman stuck in a mans body.

    Can this happen.

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