Hello!

[jeremy.boyd]

Hello, my name is Jeremy I was raised an Atheist but knew that was not right and through a friend of mine started going to church realized what I was missing in my life. Now I'm a proud member of The Canadian Baptist Church.

My favourite bible verse is: “Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” John 10:7, 9-10 NIV

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Cannukistani Heathen;

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YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Zechariah Smyth]

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NIV? Throw that abomination away and get a proper KJV Bible.

In the meantime: what about those verses makes you want to drop everything and praise Our Lord Jesus Christ?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[abusedgirl]

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Hello, my name is Jeremy I was raised an Atheist but knew that was not right and through a friend of mine started going to church realized what I was missing in my life. Now I'm a proud member of The Canadian Baptist Church.

My favourite bible verse is: “Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” John 10:7, 9-10 NIV

I do not appreciate what you said about me....YOU GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKER COCK SUCKER!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE???

Leave me alone...

Pam!

[Redeemed Papist]

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I do not appreciate what you said about me....YOU GODDAMN MOTHER piffleER COCK SUCKER!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE???

Leave me alone...

Pam!

That seems totally uncalled for. Are you sure you are not motivated by spite because this wretched sinner is one correct Bible choice away from finding Christ while you are determined to wallow in your own drug-induced puke moaning that nobody cares about how much you stink?

Take a shower in the love of Jesus and renounce this life of hatred and persecution of others!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I do not appreciate what you said about me....YOU GODDAMN MOTHER piffleER COCK SUCKER!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE???

Leave me alone...

Pam!

Bye then. Enjoy hell!

[Voll_EQ]

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Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.”

If you do it, then atleast PRETEND that you are interested and use the prober book:

On http://www.biblegateway.com/ you can even choose the right book.

The correct scripts would be:
John 10:7
Then said Jesus unto them again, Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep.

John 10:9-10
9 I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.

10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

You DO see the difference right?

[Seeker Joe]

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Hello, my name is Jeremy I was raised an Atheist but knew that was not right and through a friend of mine started going to church realized what I was missing in my life. Now I'm a proud member of The Canadian Baptist Church.

My favourite bible verse is: “Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” John 10:7, 9-10 NIV

The NIV! You must be one of those satanic homosexuals! Look here for the real truth about satans bible the NIV.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Bible/NIV/niv-gay-satan.htm

GODs true words are in the one and only KJV!
I AM please forgive him.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Bye then. Enjoy hell!

I am amazed at the patience you displayed with that whining little attention whore!

Oh, hi, Jeremy!