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  • jeremy.boyd
    Unsaved trash
    • Dec 2011
    • 4

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello, my name is Jeremy I was raised an Atheist but knew that was not right and through a friend of mine started going to church realized what I was missing in my life. Now I'm a proud member of The Canadian Baptist Church.

    My favourite bible verse is: “Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” John 10:7, 9-10 NIV
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Dear Cannukistani Heathen;

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.


    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      NIV? Throw that abomination away and get a proper KJV Bible.

      In the meantime: what about those verses makes you want to drop everything and praise Our Lord Jesus Christ?

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Posted via Mobile Device
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      • abusedgirl
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2011
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by jeremy.boyd View Post
        Hello, my name is Jeremy I was raised an Atheist but knew that was not right and through a friend of mine started going to church realized what I was missing in my life. Now I'm a proud member of The Canadian Baptist Church.

        My favourite bible verse is: “Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” John 10:7, 9-10 NIV
        I do not appreciate what you said about me....YOU GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKER COCK SUCKER!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE???

        Leave me alone...

        Pam!

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by abusedgirl View Post
          I do not appreciate what you said about me....YOU GODDAMN MOTHER piffleER COCK SUCKER!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE???

          Leave me alone...

          Pam!
          That seems totally uncalled for. Are you sure you are not motivated by spite because this wretched sinner is one correct Bible choice away from finding Christ while you are determined to wallow in your own drug-induced puke moaning that nobody cares about how much you stink?

          Take a shower in the love of Jesus and renounce this life of hatred and persecution of others!
          sigpic
          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by abusedgirl View Post
            I do not appreciate what you said about me....YOU GODDAMN MOTHER piffleER COCK SUCKER!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE???

            Leave me alone...

            Pam!
            Bye then. Enjoy hell!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Voll_EQ
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2011
              • 152

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by jeremy.boyd View Post
              Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.”
              If you do it, then atleast PRETEND that you are interested and use the prober book:

              On http://www.biblegateway.com/ you can even choose the right book.

              The correct scripts would be:
              John 10:7
              Then said Jesus unto them again, Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep
              .

              John 10:9-10
              9 I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.

              10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.


              You DO see the difference right?

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              • Seeker Joe
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Dec 2011
                • 8

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by jeremy.boyd View Post
                Hello, my name is Jeremy I was raised an Atheist but knew that was not right and through a friend of mine started going to church realized what I was missing in my life. Now I'm a proud member of The Canadian Baptist Church.

                My favourite bible verse is: “Therefore Jesus said again, “Very truly I tell you, I am the gate for the sheep. I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” John 10:7, 9-10 NIV
                The NIV! You must be one of those satanic homosexuals! Look here for the real truth about satans bible the NIV.


                GODs true words are in the one and only KJV!
                I AM please forgive him.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Bye then. Enjoy hell!
                  I am amazed at the patience you displayed with that whining little attention whore!

                  Oh, hi, Jeremy!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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