[Georgina]

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Or Christians.

no i suspect austria is full of weed smoking homosexual hippies like netherlands, they are awfully close after all.

[Georgina]

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I didn't know that they had schools in Austria.

i was educated in texas, and am currently in australia dutifully with my husband as he travels for work. Ive never been to the Godless pit that is austria nor do I intend to.

[Brother Enoch]

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I didn't know that they had schools in Austria.

Or Christians.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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sorry I left school at 12 to focus on being a good Christian Housewife

I didn't know that they had schools in Austria.

[Faith_Machine]

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I know it is quite unsuitable for a woman, but do you think i could be accepted as a forum member? I wanted to ask questions about proper Christian Discipline and cooking etc.

God's delays are not God's denials. Have you begun tithing to the Landover Baptist Church? That may help, as we know that it pleases God mightily.

[Georgina]

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I was hoping for something a bit more . . . scholarly.

Or at least spell-checked.

sorry I left school at 12 to focus on being a good Christian Housewife

[Georgina]

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Georgia, that is very compelling research you've begun. I don't normally see much need for women to get a lot of schooling, but I think it would be a grand thing for you to take correspondence courses and earn a degree from a good creationist university, as long as doing so didn't distract you too much from your child-rearing duties.

I know it is quite unsuitable for a woman, but do you think i could be accepted as a forum member? I wanted to ask questions about proper Christian Discipline and cooking etc.

[Faith_Machine]

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Those are excellent points, Reverend Rodimer, but brown rice is almost exclusively for hippies and communists.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I can't vouch for their complete authenticity, but here are some of my favorite Old Testament dinner recipes.

Considering white rice is the third ingredient, and it wasn't introduced to the Middle East or northern Africa until about 3,500 years ago, it's a safe bet that Esau didn't use it nearly 6,000 years ago. I can't speak to the spices.

The dinner rolls use yeast; until at least after the Exodus (Moses' time), the Jews ate unleavened bread.

A shame these people can't do basic homework -- like find out if the major ingredients were even available -- before declaring their recipe "Biblical".

[Faith_Machine]

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Georgia, that is very compelling research you've begun. I don't normally see much need for women to get a lot of schooling, but I think it would be a grand thing for you to take correspondence courses and earn a degree from a good creationist university, as long as doing so didn't distract you too much from your child-rearing duties.

[Faith_Machine]

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Dear Faith_Machine.

You are so cleaver and know everybody, and you are also helpfull, i hope when i am one day no unsaved trash that i will be able to call you "friend"

Do you by chance know where to get hold on them recipes? Then i will have my wife to make some bible food for me

Well friend, you can already call me a friend!

I can't vouch for their complete authenticity, but here are some of my favorite Old Testament dinner recipes.

And for dessert, I like to serve delicious Bible Cakes!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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do you approve?

I was hoping for something a bit more . . . scholarly.

Or at least spell-checked.

[Georgina]

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I'm not a True Christian™ scientist, unfortunately, so I'll have to wait until my more learned brethren weigh in to be sure, but your logic appears flawless.

ooh yay I cant wait

[Brother Enoch]

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do you approve?

I'm not a True Christian(tm) scientist, unfortunately, so I'll have to wait until my more learned brethren weigh in to be sure, but your logic appears flawless.

[Georgina]

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Please post your article on intelligent falling for peer review by Landover's True Christian™ scientists. Feel free to post it in this thread. Should you pass the peer review it can be made a thread in the appropriate forum.

I, for one, am in an agony of expectation.

do you approve?