I want to know more

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I want to know more

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[Voll_EQ]

Re: I want to know more

Although I am happy to do this to make your gibberish understandable to my fellow True Christians™, please don't think I'm going to become your pen-pal or anything.



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I am verry happy that you will translate my gibberish language. I am not expecting to become your pen-pal (even i dont mind more firends).

The fact that you will spend time on translateing, shows me that what i say might not be as stupid as it sounds, i will try to be become better at spelling.

Thank you for your time

PS. I wouldent go into the shower with other people, first of all, i dont flash my private parts, 2nd of all i alwayes shower in cold water, as i do need to wash the privates parts, i dont take any chances there.

[HTannor]

Re: I want to know more

Hmmm theres others bibles? Wierd, they must be like makeing a movie to cartoon, 100% bliberish

No offense, but please allow me to translate your rather poor American so the Brothers and Sisters can properly understand your feeble attempt to add something worthwhile to this thread.

"Hmm, there are other bibles? Weird, (some idiotic words), one hundred percent (some other word) (and then some kike symbol)."



Although I am happy to do this to make your gibberish understandable to my fellow True Christians™, please don't think I'm going to become your pen-pal or anything.

And don't even think about taking long warm showers together.


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[Voll_EQ]

Re: I want to know more

Every TRUE Christian™ believes every word of the King Jame Bible, without caveat or exception.

Hmmm theres others bibles? Wierd, they must be like makeing a movie to cartoon, 100% bliberish

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I want to know more

what exactly do the people here believe?

Every TRUE Christian(tm) believes every word of the King Jame Bible, without caveat or exception.

[HTannor]

Re: I want to know more

How Americans adopted the term for their American football I have no idea... feet are rarely used at all...

Well, young lady, you have a great deal to learn about Godly American Football™.

I present photographic evidence showing how our players use their feet most effectively.

[Redeemed Papist]

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How can anyone have joined this site and not know what we believe?

[JennaFutbol]

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Well, we dont really have a place to settle down and raise a family. As soon as we have a house and enough money we will be married immediately. I would not say we are living together so much, I mean we dont really live anywhere. We normally stay in hotel rooms or family members houses. But that is why we are waiting for his break, because he is very good at what he does but his boss takes credit for it. The last person who spoke out against that got fired for lying... even though he wasnt. So about my questions, what exactly do the people here believe?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: I want to know more

Hello and welcome, m'aam. You live with your boyfriend and you two are not married or fornicating?

What are you waiting for? You two should have a few soldiers for Christ by now.

[JennaFutbol]

My name is Jennifer, and my account name is JennaFutbol, because I used to live in England, although only for a couple years before moving here. In the Queens English, football is the american soccer. How Americans adopted the term for their American football I have no idea... feet are rarely used at all... But yes I do play football (British... ill call it futbol for clarification), of course only with family and very close friends of mine. Mostly though, the name is because I could not do just Jenna, and Jennifer is too formal.

I am a Christian, but do not belong to any church specifically. I travel a lot with my boyfriend, as he works in advertising. I go with him to all his sales pitches, his meetings, etc. He has not done anything big, but we are hoping and praying that he will catch a big break.

I am still a virgin, and intend to keep it that way. My boyfriend, luckily, has not tried anything and I do not believe that he will. He is very romantic, but keeps our relationship spiritual. And, since I'm with him all the time i know he is not cheating on me. And, of course, he will not. He is a very loving, caring person.

So, onto the topic. I want to know more about what you people believe about Christ, religion, the Bible, etc. I believe this: God created the Heavens and the Earth, and guided his chosen people, the Jews, for centuries. Their priests grew lazy, and were devout on the outside only. The Jews strayed from Gods holy plan, and the world itself was in turmoil. So, God sent his only son, our Lord, Jesus Christ, to die for our sins. To me, this is the most beautiful thing. John 3:16. I am sure you all know that verse.

My boyfriend, who's name, by the way, is Mike, believes pretty much the same thing, but he prefers to focus more on some things in the Old Testament, such as the numerous laws, whereas I tend to focus more on Jesus. Together, we can practically recite the Bible Well, not really, but we can tell you much of its content.

I myself read mostly the Gospels, as they are the story of Jesus.

What do you guys think of our beliefs? And what are yours?

-Jenna