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  • Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    I stumpled upon this page, and see how far out you all are, however it wont be nice to sneak arround without introduceing my self.

    I am a Noweigian, livinging in Germany. My real name is Aldolfio

    I al attending the german capter of this:

    I am however ready to learn about other wiews.

    Well i never realy found Jesus, except for that Mexican Queer dewd, that i stumpled over, by accident I had a knife in my hand, so i dident felt that hard.

    My favorite bible verse would be:

    1. "Love one another" it has been said is the supreme law, but what power made it so?
    Upon what rational authority does the gospel of love rest? Why should I not hate mine
    enemies - if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?
    2. Is it natural for enemies to do good unto each other - and WHAT IS GOOD?
    3. Can the torn and bloody victim "love" the blood-splashed jaws that rend him limb
    from limb?
    4. Are we not all predatory animals by instinct? If humans ceased wholly from preying
    upon each other, could they continue to exist?
    5. Is not "lust and carnal desire" a more truthful term to describe "love" when applied to
    the continuance of the race? Is not the "love" of the fawning scriptures simply a
    euphemism for sexual activity, or was the "great teacher" a glorifier of eunuchs?
    6. Love your enemies and do good to them that hate and use you - is this not the
    despicable philosophy of the spaniel that rolls upon its back when kicked?
    7. Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him
    on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law!
    8. He who turns the other cheek is a cowardly dog!

    THE BOOK OF SATAN III:1-8
    2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
    Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Sure. Look kid, we get so many of these LaVeyan hippies here, that your nonsense does not shock or fool anyone.

    So, why do you pretend to be one?

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    • #3
      Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

      Originally posted by ugubugu View Post
      I stumpled upon this page, and see how far out you all are, however it wont be nice to sneak arround without introduceing my self.

      I am a Noweigian, livinging in Germany. My real name is Aldolfio

      I al attending the german capter of this:

      I am however ready to learn about other wiews.

      Well i never realy found Jesus, except for that Mexican Queer dewd, that i stumpled over, by accident I had a knife in my hand, so i dident felt that hard.

      My favorite bible verse would be:
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

        Oh garsh, that's so utterly SHOCKING!!!!!



        You fail at fail. Congratulations?

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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          • #6
            Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

            Dear ugubugu,

            You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

            Reason: Attempting to recruit our children to paganism
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            Oh boy, another troll has come along trying to play shock the Christians.
            That i get a Inftaction is perfectly ok, this is what i had expected.
            However, i am Not trying to recruit anyone.
            You have your believes and i have mines, i am not trying to scare anyone either.

            Visit the homepage if you want, and dont if you dont want, its easy.
            On the otherhand: I dont want to sneak arround, so thats why i introduced my self
            Let us all be able to talk, maybe you guyes can teach me a thing or two?I am open.
            Let me learn more about the Baptist Christianity.

            Enemies, is just what atheist calls us, however i see us as a symbiose.
            Question is: With out Hell/Satan, What would the reason then be for Jesus /God/ Heaven?
            2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
            Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

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            • #7
              Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

              Better luck next time.

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              • #8
                Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                Better luck next time.
                Better luck with what? I dont get this? I need luck to post? Here i come to your board haveing 2 options:
                1. Sneak arround and my name would apear here and there on the fora
                2. Tell you people i am here?

                Would you prefer me to lie and try to please you, or you prefer a open and hornest man?

                I do agree with alot of your wieves, however i also disagree with alot, but as stated alse where, this is not a discution forum, so i just try and suck knowledge to me
                2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
                Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

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                • #9
                  Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                  Everyone knows that the church of Satan is a group of atheists just out to troll our good Christian sensibilities.
                  Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                  Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                  • #10
                    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                    Everyone knows that the church of Satan is a group of atheists just out to troll our good Christian sensibilities.

                    I am indeed not out to troll you all, as you i Belive in the bible, i do believe in God and i Do belive in Satan

                    Like you also believe in satan:

                    John 8:44
                    King James Version (KJV)
                    44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

                    Here the Devil are mentioned as "father" so i guess theres more fatheres?
                    And due to your belives: Dident God created Satan? And in this case, isent there a pupose of Satan (foreksample to take care of all the sinners)

                    And how can persons like me, that belives in the Bible (aswell as Book of Sa***) be an atheist ?

                    As you can see in this tread, by you verry own Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    my beliefs also secure my futere after death:
                    Here (dont worry, its a link to this forum)
                    2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
                    Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                      Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
                      I am indeed not out to troll you all, as you i Belive in the bible, i do believe in God and i Do belive in Satan

                      Like you also believe in satan:

                      John 8:44
                      King James Version (KJV)
                      44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

                      Here the Devil are mentioned as "father" so i guess theres more fatheres?
                      The father of lies. It's another term for Satan.

                      Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
                      And due to your belives: Dident God created Satan? And in this case, isent there a pupose of Satan (foreksample to take care of all the sinners)
                      Someone believing the lies Satan whispers to him.
                      Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
                      And how can persons like me, that belives in the Bible (aswell as Book of Sa***) be an atheist ?
                      Most Stanists are Laveyan posers.

                      Since we have that established, why do you follow Stan and not Jesus? Don't you know the name of Jesus is much more powerful?

                      Mark 16:17
                      And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
                      Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                      Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                      • #12
                        Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                        Originally posted by tomaspazen View Post
                        I am indeed not out to troll you all, as you i Belive in the bible, i do believe in God and i Do belive in Satan
                        Dear Retard:

                        LaVeyan Satanists (of which you are not) are atheists. They don't believe in God or in Satan; rather, both God and Satan are used as archetypes to direct their self-worship.

                        At least understand the false religion you're going to claim to follow before you claim to follow it, idiot.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Dear Retard:

                          LaVeyan Satanists (of which you are not) are atheists. They don't believe in God or in Satan; rather, both God and Satan are used as archetypes to direct their self-worship.

                          At least understand the false religion you're going to claim to follow before you claim to follow it, idiot.
                          Dear Rev. M. Rodimer

                          You disagree that heaven and hell are in symbiose ?

                          Who created evil?

                          Isaiah 45:7

                          7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                          And are the word of Satan,not also the word of God?

                          Lamentations 3:38

                          38 Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good?

                          Indeed i am not a LaVeyan Satanist, as you say, they are atheists, and as i do belive in the Bible, i do belive in God, and i do belive in Jesus, i can noy be a atheist, however for me, i like the other side better, I want to live my live my life without fear of sinning, as the Christians sin are hard too 100% avoid.

                          The 9 Satanic sins are a tad easyer to avoid
                          1. Stupidity
                          2. Pretentiousness
                          3. Solipsism
                          4. Self-deceit
                          5. Herd Conformity
                          6. Lack of Perspective
                          7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
                          8. Counterproductive Pride
                          9. Lack of Aesthetics
                          2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
                          Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

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                            Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                            Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
                            Who created evil?
                            Are you little slow or something? You posted the answer yourself, it was of course God who created evil. God created everything.

                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

                            Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
                            And are the word of Satan,not also the word of God?
                            No.

                            Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
                            Indeed i am not a LaVeyan Satanist
                            Yes, we knew very well from the start that you are a liar. As you see, we see easily through your type. It's too late for you trying to get some credibility. Better luck next time.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              Are you little slow or something? You posted the answer yourself, it was of course God who created evil. God created everything.

                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.



                              No.

                              So we agree that God created everything, so something we have in common
                              The post of Isaiah 45:7 was meerly to make my point.

                              I understand (not interp) Lamentations 3:38 as good and evil are spoken from smae mouth, and in this case it can be only God? I might be wrong though.

                              And as Lucifer is a Angel (i know you claim hes fallen, wich he is in the Christian therms, others might say hes a rising Angel.

                              I might be slow, but atleast i try to listen and understand all you are saying
                              2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
                              Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

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