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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    Wouldent this requires that i actualy tried to hex you all, or tried to make Witchcraft.

    Again as stated, i dont mean to mock you, and i do agree with alot of your belives, and i do belive in "Most " of the bible, i know this is not good enough for you however why cant you accept that i am here in a peacefull way, not trying to convince you to give up your religion ? (wich would be quite futille)
    Hexes do not work against Christians Psalm 23:4 - God is so up-to-date! He is way ahead of your 1st church of satan superstitious thelemites still living in the 19th century, still wet behind the ears and still hitting us with overcooked potatoes, what a damp squib. You like The Bible?

    Have you read it.

    ROMANS 8
    38
    For I am perswaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
    39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shalbe able to separate vs from the loue of God, which is in Christ Iesus our Lord.

    ©1611

    That's my God! Straightforward and true (but too hard for you?) Hallelujah!

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  • tomasespensen
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!
    Wouldent this requires that i actualy tried to hex you all, or tried to make Witchcraft.

    Again as stated, i dont mean to mock you, and i do agree with alot of your belives, and i do belive in "Most " of the bible, i know this is not good enough for you however why cant you accept that i am here in a peacefull way, not trying to convince you to give up your religion ? (wich would be quite futille)

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    Dear Rev. M. Rodimer

    You disagree that heaven and hell are in symbiose ?

    Who created evil?

    Isaiah 45:7

    7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

    And are the word of Satan,not also the word of God?

    Lamentations 3:38

    38 Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good?

    Indeed i am not a LaVeyan Satanist, as you say, they are atheists, and as i do belive in the Bible, i do belive in God, and i do belive in Jesus, i can noy be a atheist, however for me, i like the other side better, I want to live my live my life without fear of sinning, as the Christians sin are hard too 100% avoid.

    The 9 Satanic sins are a tad easyer to avoid
    1. Stupidity
    2. Pretentiousness
    3. Solipsism
    4. Self-deceit
    5. Herd Conformity
    6. Lack of Perspective
    7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
    8. Counterproductive Pride
    9. Lack of Aesthetics
    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

    Father,
    In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

    Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

    In Jesus name I pray..
    Amen

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    Indeed i am not a LaVeyan Satanist, as you say, they are atheists, and as i do belive in the Bible, i do belive in God, and i do belive in Jesus, i can noy be a atheist, however for me, i like the other side better, I want to live my live my life without fear of sinning, as the Christians sin are hard too 100% avoid.

    The 9 Satanic sins are a tad easyer to avoid
    1. Stupidity
    2. Pretentiousness
    3. Solipsism
    4. Self-deceit
    5. Herd Conformity
    6. Lack of Perspective
    7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
    8. Counterproductive Pride
    9. Lack of Aesthetics
    And yet you claim to be a member of the Church of Satan (which is LaVeyan) and keep quoting the LaVeyan Satanic Bible.

    Are you really that stupid (note: Satanic Sin #1), or do you just think we are?

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  • tomasespensen
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Are you little slow or something? You posted the answer yourself, it was of course God who created evil. God created everything.

    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.



    No.

    So we agree that God created everything, so something we have in common
    The post of Isaiah 45:7 was meerly to make my point.

    I understand (not interp) Lamentations 3:38 as good and evil are spoken from smae mouth, and in this case it can be only God? I might be wrong though.

    And as Lucifer is a Angel (i know you claim hes fallen, wich he is in the Christian therms, others might say hes a rising Angel.

    I might be slow, but atleast i try to listen and understand all you are saying

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    Who created evil?
    Are you little slow or something? You posted the answer yourself, it was of course God who created evil. God created everything.

    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    And are the word of Satan,not also the word of God?
    No.

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    Indeed i am not a LaVeyan Satanist
    Yes, we knew very well from the start that you are a liar. As you see, we see easily through your type. It's too late for you trying to get some credibility. Better luck next time.

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  • tomasespensen
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Dear Retard:

    LaVeyan Satanists (of which you are not) are atheists. They don't believe in God or in Satan; rather, both God and Satan are used as archetypes to direct their self-worship.

    At least understand the false religion you're going to claim to follow before you claim to follow it, idiot.
    Dear Rev. M. Rodimer

    You disagree that heaven and hell are in symbiose ?

    Who created evil?

    Isaiah 45:7

    7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

    And are the word of Satan,not also the word of God?

    Lamentations 3:38

    38 Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good?

    Indeed i am not a LaVeyan Satanist, as you say, they are atheists, and as i do belive in the Bible, i do belive in God, and i do belive in Jesus, i can noy be a atheist, however for me, i like the other side better, I want to live my live my life without fear of sinning, as the Christians sin are hard too 100% avoid.

    The 9 Satanic sins are a tad easyer to avoid
    1. Stupidity
    2. Pretentiousness
    3. Solipsism
    4. Self-deceit
    5. Herd Conformity
    6. Lack of Perspective
    7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
    8. Counterproductive Pride
    9. Lack of Aesthetics

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by tomaspazen View Post
    I am indeed not out to troll you all, as you i Belive in the bible, i do believe in God and i Do belive in Satan
    Dear Retard:

    LaVeyan Satanists (of which you are not) are atheists. They don't believe in God or in Satan; rather, both God and Satan are used as archetypes to direct their self-worship.

    At least understand the false religion you're going to claim to follow before you claim to follow it, idiot.

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    I am indeed not out to troll you all, as you i Belive in the bible, i do believe in God and i Do belive in Satan

    Like you also believe in satan:

    John 8:44
    King James Version (KJV)
    44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

    Here the Devil are mentioned as "father" so i guess theres more fatheres?
    The father of lies. It's another term for Satan.

    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    And due to your belives: Dident God created Satan? And in this case, isent there a pupose of Satan (foreksample to take care of all the sinners)
    Someone believing the lies Satan whispers to him.
    Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
    And how can persons like me, that belives in the Bible (aswell as Book of Sa***) be an atheist ?
    Most Stanists are Laveyan posers.

    Since we have that established, why do you follow Stan and not Jesus? Don't you know the name of Jesus is much more powerful?

    Mark 16:17
    And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;

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  • tomasespensen
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    Re: Heillo all - Marys xxx-mas

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    Everyone knows that the church of Satan is a group of atheists just out to troll our good Christian sensibilities.

    I am indeed not out to troll you all, as you i Belive in the bible, i do believe in God and i Do belive in Satan

    Like you also believe in satan:

    John 8:44
    King James Version (KJV)
    44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

    Here the Devil are mentioned as "father" so i guess theres more fatheres?
    And due to your belives: Dident God created Satan? And in this case, isent there a pupose of Satan (foreksample to take care of all the sinners)

    And how can persons like me, that belives in the Bible (aswell as Book of Sa***) be an atheist ?

    As you can see in this tread, by you verry own Pastor Billy-Reuben
    my beliefs also secure my futere after death:
    Here (dont worry, its a link to this forum)

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Everyone knows that the church of Satan is a group of atheists just out to troll our good Christian sensibilities.

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  • tomasespensen
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    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Better luck next time.
    Better luck with what? I dont get this? I need luck to post? Here i come to your board haveing 2 options:
    1. Sneak arround and my name would apear here and there on the fora
    2. Tell you people i am here?

    Would you prefer me to lie and try to please you, or you prefer a open and hornest man?

    I do agree with alot of your wieves, however i also disagree with alot, but as stated alse where, this is not a discution forum, so i just try and suck knowledge to me

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Better luck next time.

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  • tomasespensen
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    Dear ugubugu,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Attempting to recruit our children to paganism
    -------
    Oh boy, another troll has come along trying to play shock the Christians.
    That i get a Inftaction is perfectly ok, this is what i had expected.
    However, i am Not trying to recruit anyone.
    You have your believes and i have mines, i am not trying to scare anyone either.

    Visit the homepage if you want, and dont if you dont want, its easy.
    On the otherhand: I dont want to sneak arround, so thats why i introduced my self
    Let us all be able to talk, maybe you guyes can teach me a thing or two?I am open.
    Let me learn more about the Baptist Christianity.

    Enemies, is just what atheist calls us, however i see us as a symbiose.
    Question is: With out Hell/Satan, What would the reason then be for Jesus /God/ Heaven?

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