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    Pardon my rudeness

    I am sorry it was rude of me to post and not introduce myself. I am Linus a member of St. Rose in Girard, Ohio.

    I would have to say of all Kings 3:5-12
    At Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night, and God said, “Ask what I shall give you.” And Solomon said, “You have shown great and steadfast love to your servant David my father, because he walked before you in faithfulness, in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart toward you. And you have kept for him this great and steadfast love and have given him a son to sit on his throne this day. And now, O LORD my God, you have made your servant king in place of David my father, although I am but a little child. I do not know how to go out or come in. And your servant is in the midst of your people whom you have chosen, a great people, too many to be numbered or counted for multitude. Give your servant therefore an understanding mind to govern your people, that I may discern between good and evil, for who is able to govern this your great people?” It pleased the Lord that Solomon had asked this. And God said to him, “Because you have asked this, and have not asked for yourself long life or riches or the life of your enemies, but have asked for yourself understanding to discern what is right, behold, I now do according to your word. Behold, I give you a wise and discerning mind, so that none like you has been before you and none like you shall arise after you.
    I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8
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  • #2
    Re: Pardon my rudeness

    What on earth is a "linus member?"

    How many perverted orgies have you participated in? How many tattoos and piercings have you mocked God with? Tell us all about your demonic tribe of hatemongers.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Pardon my rudeness

      Originally posted by Juggalinux View Post
      I am sorry it was rude of me to post and not introduce myself. I am Linus a member of St. Rose in Girard, Ohio.

      I would have to say of all Kings 3:5-12
      Hello!

      St. Rose sounds like a papist outfit. Are you ready to cast the beads and mackerel behind you and embrace the One True Path to Redemption through Our Lord Jesus Christ?

      I pray that you are!

      (John 14:6) "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

      Not Mary, not the Poop, not anyone but Jesus!



      Yours in Christ (NOT MARY!!!),

      Z. Smyth
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      • #4
        Re: Pardon my rudeness

        Welcome friend! You have no idea how it makes my heart sing when a papist ceases that false God worshiping and comes to sit by the manager of Baby Jesus.
        Tell us, what horrors did you experience by the robes of those priests?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Pardon my rudeness

          Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
          The same goes for God and juggalism.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #6
            Re: Pardon my rudeness

            You poor sweet little child abuse victim. I'm so glad you are no longer genuflecting at the altar of some priest's bishop. I'm thrilled you have chosen to be here with us instead. If you ever need to share the abuse you've endured, please don't hesitate. We can set up a special midnight telephone prayer line for you to pray about all of your childhood sins and shames. I promise I won't laugh at all. In fact, you'll probably only hear complete silence on the other end as you share the details. Praise Jesus that you've finally cast off those sick demons. CAST THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY! VIGOROUSLY! REBUKE THEM IN THE NAME OF CHRIST JESUS! OH, GOD COME INTO HIM AND FILL HIM UP INSIDE WITH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT!

            Saved By The Rich And Hearty Blood Of Christ,
            Harry Lester
            Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
            -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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            • #7
              Re: Pardon my rudeness

              well, hi, Juggalinu X. Is you one of them born again Islamos what puts a X at the end of they names? I never quite understood all that. Is it like a tic-tac-toe thing? Do some Mooselimbs do it with a O? Like Malcolm O? It's right perplexin is all.

              YiC,
              Lori H.
              Genesis 1:24
              And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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              • #8
                Re: Pardon my rudeness

                Son,
                I'm not certain what you are doing here.

                Originally posted by Juggalinux View Post
                I am sorry it was rude of me to post and not introduce myself. I am Linus a member of St. Rose in Girard, Ohio.

                I would have to say of all Kings 3:5-12
                Originally posted by Satanic Verses
                At Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night, and God said, “Ask what I shall give you.” And Solomon said, “You have shown great and steadfast love to your servant David my father, because he walked before you in faithfulness, in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart toward you. And you have kept for him this great and steadfast love and have given him a son to sit on his throne this day. And now, O LORD my God, you have made your servant king in place of David my father, although I am but a little child. I do not know how to go out or come in. And your servant is in the midst of your people whom you have chosen, a great people, too many to be numbered or counted for multitude. Give your servant therefore an understanding mind to govern your people, that I may discern between good and evil, for who is able to govern this your great people?” It pleased the Lord that Solomon had asked this. And God said to him, “Because you have asked this, and have not asked for yourself long life or riches or the life of your enemies, but have asked for yourself understanding to discern what is right, behold, I now do according to your word. Behold, I give you a wise and discerning mind, so that none like you has been before you and none like you shall arise after you.
                I will tell you this, MY Bible says in 1 Kings 3:

                Originally posted by AV1611 KING JAMES BIBLE
                5In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night: and God said, Ask what I shall give thee.

                6And Solomon said, Thou hast shewed unto thy servant David my father great mercy, according as he walked before thee in truth, and in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart with thee; and thou hast kept for him this great kindness, that thou hast given him a son to sit on his throne, as it is this day.

                7And now, O LORD my God, thou hast made thy servant king instead of David my father: and I am but a little child: I know not how to go out or come in.

                8And thy servant is in the midst of thy people which thou hast chosen, a great people, that cannot be numbered nor counted for multitude.

                9Give therefore thy servant an understanding heart to judge thy people, that I may discern between good and bad: for who is able to judge this thy so great a people?

                10And the speech pleased the LORD, that Solomon had asked this thing.

                11And God said unto him, Because thou hast asked this thing, and hast not asked for thyself long life; neither hast asked riches for thyself, nor hast asked the life of thine enemies; but hast asked for thyself understanding to discern judgment;

                12Behold, I have done according to thy words: lo, I have given thee a wise and an understanding heart; so that there was none like thee before thee, neither after thee shall any arise like unto thee.
                Perhaps you will do a little bit of research here and find out why there is only ONE Bible...the AV1611 King James Bible. All others are perversions of Satan and lead the heathen astray.
                In Christ,
                Warren

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