Pardon my rudeness

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Pardon my rudeness

Son,
I'm not certain what you are doing here.

I am sorry it was rude of me to post and not introduce myself. I am Linus a member of St. Rose in Girard, Ohio.

I would have to say of all Kings 3:5-12

At Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night, and God said, “Ask what I shall give you.” And Solomon said, “You have shown great and steadfast love to your servant David my father, because he walked before you in faithfulness, in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart toward you. And you have kept for him this great and steadfast love and have given him a son to sit on his throne this day. And now, O LORD my God, you have made your servant king in place of David my father, although I am but a little child. I do not know how to go out or come in. And your servant is in the midst of your people whom you have chosen, a great people, too many to be numbered or counted for multitude. Give your servant therefore an understanding mind to govern your people, that I may discern between good and evil, for who is able to govern this your great people?” It pleased the Lord that Solomon had asked this. And God said to him, “Because you have asked this, and have not asked for yourself long life or riches or the life of your enemies, but have asked for yourself understanding to discern what is right, behold, I now do according to your word. Behold, I give you a wise and discerning mind, so that none like you has been before you and none like you shall arise after you.

I will tell you this, MY Bible says in 1 Kings 3:

5In Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night: and God said, Ask what I shall give thee.

6And Solomon said, Thou hast shewed unto thy servant David my father great mercy, according as he walked before thee in truth, and in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart with thee; and thou hast kept for him this great kindness, that thou hast given him a son to sit on his throne, as it is this day.

7And now, O LORD my God, thou hast made thy servant king instead of David my father: and I am but a little child: I know not how to go out or come in.

8And thy servant is in the midst of thy people which thou hast chosen, a great people, that cannot be numbered nor counted for multitude.

9Give therefore thy servant an understanding heart to judge thy people, that I may discern between good and bad: for who is able to judge this thy so great a people?

10And the speech pleased the LORD, that Solomon had asked this thing.

11And God said unto him, Because thou hast asked this thing, and hast not asked for thyself long life; neither hast asked riches for thyself, nor hast asked the life of thine enemies; but hast asked for thyself understanding to discern judgment;

12Behold, I have done according to thy words: lo, I have given thee a wise and an understanding heart; so that there was none like thee before thee, neither after thee shall any arise like unto thee.

Perhaps you will do a little bit of research here and find out why there is only ONE Bible...the AV1611 King James Bible. All others are perversions of Satan and lead the heathen astray.
In Christ,
Warren

[Humongous]

Re: Pardon my rudeness

well, hi, Juggalinu X. Is you one of them born again Islamos what puts a X at the end of they names? I never quite understood all that. Is it like a tic-tac-toe thing? Do some Mooselimbs do it with a O? Like Malcolm O? It's right perplexin is all.

YiC,
Lori H.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Pardon my rudeness

You poor sweet little child abuse victim. I'm so glad you are no longer genuflecting at the altar of some priest's bishop. I'm thrilled you have chosen to be here with us instead. If you ever need to share the abuse you've endured, please don't hesitate. We can set up a special midnight telephone prayer line for you to pray about all of your childhood sins and shames. I promise I won't laugh at all. In fact, you'll probably only hear complete silence on the other end as you share the details. Praise Jesus that you've finally cast off those sick demons. CAST THEM OUT OF YOUR BODY! VIGOROUSLY! REBUKE THEM IN THE NAME OF CHRIST JESUS! OH, GOD COME INTO HIM AND FILL HIM UP INSIDE WITH YOUR HOLY SPIRIT!

Saved By The Rich And Hearty Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pardon my rudeness

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
The same goes for God and juggalism.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Pardon my rudeness

Welcome friend! You have no idea how it makes my heart sing when a papist ceases that false God worshiping and comes to sit by the manager of Baby Jesus.
Tell us, what horrors did you experience by the robes of those priests?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Pardon my rudeness

I am sorry it was rude of me to post and not introduce myself. I am Linus a member of St. Rose in Girard, Ohio.

I would have to say of all Kings 3:5-12

Hello!

St. Rose sounds like a papist outfit. Are you ready to cast the beads and mackerel behind you and embrace the One True Path to Redemption through Our Lord Jesus Christ?

I pray that you are!

(John 14:6) "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Not Mary, not the Poop, not anyone but Jesus!



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY!!!),

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pardon my rudeness

What on earth is a "linus member?"

How many perverted orgies have you participated in? How many tattoos and piercings have you mocked God with? Tell us all about your demonic tribe of hatemongers.

[Juggalinux]

I am sorry it was rude of me to post and not introduce myself. I am Linus a member of St. Rose in Girard, Ohio.

I would have to say of all Kings 3:5-12

At Gibeon the LORD appeared to Solomon in a dream by night, and God said, “Ask what I shall give you.” And Solomon said, “You have shown great and steadfast love to your servant David my father, because he walked before you in faithfulness, in righteousness, and in uprightness of heart toward you. And you have kept for him this great and steadfast love and have given him a son to sit on his throne this day. And now, O LORD my God, you have made your servant king in place of David my father, although I am but a little child. I do not know how to go out or come in. And your servant is in the midst of your people whom you have chosen, a great people, too many to be numbered or counted for multitude. Give your servant therefore an understanding mind to govern your people, that I may discern between good and evil, for who is able to govern this your great people?” It pleased the Lord that Solomon had asked this. And God said to him, “Because you have asked this, and have not asked for yourself long life or riches or the life of your enemies, but have asked for yourself understanding to discern what is right, behold, I now do according to your word. Behold, I give you a wise and discerning mind, so that none like you has been before you and none like you shall arise after you.