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    Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

    Hello all!

    I have to say that this site is a god send. I've spent years not knowing who to hate or why; but I knew I needed to. I felt it deep within me.

    I'm really excited: I always knew the church I was bought up in was wickedly and monsterously kind and forgiving- but that made no sense.

    If god says something is wrong it is wrong (even if it means many, many of my friends and loved one's going to hell for all eternity) and who am I (or any of us) to doubt god's will.

    It may seem contradictory and mindless but I have faith that my deep routed need to told exactly what to do will see my through unto heaven's grace.

    Here's to many fruitful years of persecuting god's enemies!
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

    Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
    Hello all!

    I have to say that this site is a god send.
    You don't have to say that; for is not everything "of God"?
    I've spent years not knowing who to hate or why; but I knew I needed to. I felt it deep within me.
    The Enemies of The Lord are to be hated. Your own enemies, you shall forgive.
    I'm really excited: I always knew the church I was bought up in was wickedly and monsterously kind and forgiving- but that made no sense.
    If it is not a Landmark Baptist (and only Landover is) then it is not a "church" but a worldly and human social gathering.

    If god says something is wrong it is wrong (even if it means many, many of my friends and loved one's going to hell for all eternity) and who am I (or any of us) to doubt god's will.
    Stop giving reasons, you gave the only reason in the first few words.

    It may seem contradictory and mindless but I have faith that my deep routed need to told exactly what to do will see me through unto heaven's grace.

    Here's to many fruitful years of persecuting god's enemies!
    I'm sure Jesus knows what you mean.
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    • #3
      Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

      I had to look up Plymouth since I didn't know where it was. Now I know you're in socialist Massachusetts. So tell me, how many people have you personally killed by order of Romney's socialized medicine? Do you seriously believe America will buy Romney's radical left agenda? Not to mention, he's a mormon.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

        Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
        I had to look up Plymouth since I didn't know where it was. Now I know you're in socialist Massachusetts. So tell me, how many people have you personally killed by order of Romney's socialized medicine? Do you seriously believe America will buy Romney's radical left agenda? Not to mention, he's a mormon.
        It's worse than that. I live in England. You can't move for healthy people since the Liberal fascist elite forced the draconian NHS on us.

        Reap what you sow? Pull the other one. Malingering freeloaders, the lot of them. If god won't cure them why should I pay to go against god's will?

        I thought Massachusetts was in Spain. That will teach me to listen to my wife.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
              Thanks for the welcome! My rights seem fair and just.

              I forgot to post my favourite Bible verse:

              Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

                Welcome aboard, young Larni. Are you a boy or a girl? And what does the "69" in your username refer to? Is that the number on your favorite football player's jersey?
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                • #9
                  Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Welcome aboard, young Larni. Are you a boy or a girl? And what does the "69" in your username refer to?
                  "69" usually means something filthy.

                  Btw, he is a guy, he mentioned in another thread that he has a rather dull-witted wife.
                  Aspiring Proverbs 31 woman.
                  Praise !

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

                    Originally posted by Lady Effect View Post
                    "69" usually means something filthy.

                    Btw, he is a guy, he mentioned in another thread that he has a rather dull-witted wife.
                    69 is from Psalm 69:5 (KJV) O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from thee.

                    Both my wife and I used to be hellraisers. But I found God and things changed.

                    Psalms 7:11 (KJV) God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

                      Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                      Hello all!

                      I have to say that this site is a god send. I've spent years not knowing who to hate or why; but I knew I needed to. I felt it deep within me.

                      I'm really excited: I always knew the church I was bought up in was wickedly and monsterously kind and forgiving- but that made no sense.

                      If god says something is wrong it is wrong (even if it means many, many of my friends and loved one's going to hell for all eternity) and who am I (or any of us) to doubt god's will.

                      It may seem contradictory and mindless but I have faith that my deep routed need to told exactly what to do will see my through unto heaven's grace.

                      Here's to many fruitful years of persecuting god's enemies!
                      Are you one of them Plymouth Brothers?
                      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                      John 8:32

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello from Plymouth, UK (3461.659 East of America)

                        The Plymouth Bretheren have some good ideas but as ideas are things of men, rather than explicit statements from the KJV I reject them out of hand.

                        They don't like crosses (why would they want to hide them, eh?). We also have them to thank for John Bodkin Adams.

                        1 Corinthians 15:33, "Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners."


                        1Corintians 11:3, "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God."
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                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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