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  • #1

    PRAYER REQUEST:

    Greetings brothers, I need your help with prayer, and advice.

    One of the sister in my church like me and I like her too.
    I don't know that I am ready for marriage or not.
    She want to meet me for taking a lesson, I mean, I take a lesson to her (maths), but I fear these situations, I've never been liked by girl.

    Can you give me advice ? Am I allowed to start a relationship, or not ?
    God want to give me a wife, or the Devil temptate me ??

    thanks
    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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  • #2
    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    You might want to introduce yourself first as this is the introduction part of the forum.

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    • #3
      Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

      Originally posted by GODisHoly View Post
      You might want to introduce yourself first as this is the introduction part of the forum.
      Listen pal, why don't you leave the moderating to the moderators? Take a look at Gypsy Paul's post count before you make the mistake of assuming he's new here.
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      • #4
        Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

        Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
        Greetings brothers, I need your help with prayer, and advice.

        One of the sister in my church like me and I like her too.
        I don't know that I am ready for marriage or not.
        She want to meet me for taking a lesson, I mean, I take a lesson to her (maths), but I fear these situations, I've never been liked by girl.

        Can you give me advice ? Am I allowed to start a relationship, or not ?
        God want to give me a wife, or the Devil temptate me ??

        thanks
        Paul, you must not marry your sister! I can not emphasize this enough! No matter how much she likes you, and no matter how flattering her attention is, it would be a very, very, very bad idea to marry your sister!

        That is, assuming your father is her father and your mother is her mother. If, on the other hand, she is the daughter of your father but not the daughter of your mother, there may be some established precedent for such a marriage...

        Genesis 20:12

        And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife.
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        • #5
          Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Paul, you must not marry your sister! I can not emphasize this enough! No matter how much she likes you, and no matter how flattering her attention is, it would be a very, very, very bad idea to marry your sister!

          That is, assuming your father is her father and your mother is her mother. If, on the other hand, she is the daughter of your father but not the daughter of your mother, there may be some established precedent for such a marriage...
          Lol, sorry, I was not enough clear
          She is NOT my sister, I mean, she is christian. She is sister in Christ.
          Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
          13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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          • #6
            Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

            I sincerely hope you're not changing your story just so you can have sex with your sister. That would make you a liar on top of being an incestor. Got hates liars!
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            • #7
              Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              I sincerely hope you're not changing your story just so you can have sex with your sister. That would make you a liar on top of being an incestor. Got hates liars!
              No, I don't want sex.
              Sometimes I think, I don't want marriage neither.
              I rather want to devote myself to the Lord, and live only for Him, without marriage.
              Can I ask God to give me celibacy gift ?
              Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
              13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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              • #8
                Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                Celabacy?

                That's the most discusting thing I've heard all day

                Gen 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

                You need to get married to a good True Christian (tm) women soon.

                Cathlick priest are selabat (the one's not raping little boys).

                Do you want to be like a papal pedo?

                I sure hope not!

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                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #9
                  Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                  Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                  No, I don't want sex.
                  Sometimes I think, I don't want marriage neither.
                  I rather want to devote myself to the Lord, and live only for Him, without marriage.
                  Can I ask God to give me celibacy gift ?
                  It sounds like you already have the celibacy gift, friend!

                  At least I assume so . . . you're not a fornicator, are you?

                  Please pay no attention to our new friend Larni. He is still learning the Bible, and is unaware that the Apostle Paul favored celibacy:

                  1 Corinthians 7: 7-9

                  7 For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.

                  8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.

                  9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    It sounds like you already have the celibacy gift, friend!

                    At least I assume so . . . you're not a fornicator, are you?

                    Please pay no attention to our new friend Larni. He is still learning the Bible, and is unaware that the Apostle Paul favored celibacy:

                    1 Corinthians 7: 7-9
                    I am not fornicator, of course.
                    I have great desire for sex and marriage, but I have greater desire for giving myself to the Lord.
                    If it is possibe, I would make a decision, and ask the Lord, that He never give me wife.
                    If the Lord and LBC want it so, can you pray for me for this gift ?
                    Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                    13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                    • #11
                      Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                      Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                      I am not fornicator, of course.
                      I have great desire for sex and marriage, but I have greater desire for giving myself to the Lord.
                      If it is possibe, I would make a decision, and ask the Lord, that He never give me wife.
                      If the Lord and LBC want it so, can you pray for me for this gift ?
                      Why not just take matters into your own hands?

                      Matthew 19:12

                      For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Why not just take matters into your own hands?
                        Dear Rev.

                        I prayed to the Lord and I asked the gift of Celibacy for myself.
                        I am weak, but I devoted my whole self to the Lord, I don't want wife, I want to live only for Jesus.

                        I just want to ask you, can someone change my profile name, I don't want to be "gypsy scum", because I am not gypsy.
                        I want to be: Paul the celibate for Christ.
                        It would be great help fr me, because it reminds me, that I am not my own (1Cor. 6,19), but I am for Christ, and He has me. And I am not allowed to seek wife or marriage or any sexual satisfaction, I and my body are devoted to Christ.
                        I hope, you agree me.
                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                        13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                        • #13
                          Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                          OK, but if people don't know you're a Gypsy, how will they know to take precautions? Do you PROMISE you won't steal anything?
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                          • #14
                            Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            OK, but if people don't know you're a Gypsy, how will they know to take precautions? Do you PROMISE you won't steal anything?
                            Of course, yes.
                            I promise, I won't steal anything.
                            Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                            13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

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                            • #15
                              Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

                              Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
                              Of course, yes.
                              I promise, I won't steal anything.
                              A gypsy's word isn't worth a warm bucket of spit. He'll rob you blind.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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