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    Hello, My Friends in Christ !

    Hi y'all ! Proud Seventh Day Adventist up in this place.
    I think y'all are privy to a lot of truths, but why do y'all attend church on the first day (Sunday) ? By practicing and preaching this vile "tenet", y'all have unwittingly made yourselves pawns of the Great Harlot (aka the Roman Catholic church). Aren't y'all aware that the Catholic instituted Sunday as its "official" day of worship in order to appeal to the sun-worshipping HEATHENS ! SUNday ... get it ? Please think about this ! And maybe you will *truly* be saved !

    Your Friend in the LORD,

    William J. Henson
    For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day : why the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
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    Re: Hello, My Friends in Christ !

    So you believe in all that hooey Ellen White plagiarized from other authors?

    I think the only thing you people ever got right was your disgust for Catholics, knowledge that masturbation causes dropsy, and your crusade against Wicca.

    Other than that, you're all nuts.
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    • #3
      Re: Hello, My Friends in Christ !

      Welcome to the friendliest forum on the Internet!

      I find it odd that you Adventists claim to be such big vegetarians, yet you have no problem feeding your children to dingoes.
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      • #4
        Re: Hello, My Friends in Christ !

        Glenlivet, I assume you are at least 18?

        To answer your question, I praise Jesus EVERY day. Every day is is all about God. I read my Bible and make a point to precisely live out the verse I just read that day, well except when stupid secular laws claim the actions would be a felony if I were caught. Jesus though, always has my six.

        Tell me friend, how many sons has God felt appropriate for your seed to grow?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, My Friends in Christ !

          The Adventists are nothing but hopped-up Jehovah Witnesses. God hates them intensely!



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