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Many years ago my parents (Mom and Dad, no perverted lesbos I see every-day walking down the street, pretending they can be “great parents”) gave me the name Ronald.
In addition to that, they also introduced me to the word of our Jesus, and I memorized the whole Bible by the age of fourteen.
I was born and raised in Texas, but after my Momma died (she only produced 6 children by the age of 35, I was her last) we moved around the States a lot.
It was very hard for a growing man to be without long-term friendships, but Papa said to me “You are a good Christian boy, you best friend is Jesus Christ” and I took his word very seriously.
I came here, to this Godly forum, because I can clearly see that you are God-fearing, well-behaved people, who put women to their place and can handle a gun.
God was very loving to me, for my wife gave me no daughters, only strong and Christian sons (seven of them to be precise).
My favorite Bible part is Genesis 22:1-19.
I teach extra classes in Bible study program (under the association of Texas Baptists Man) and in them I try to teach kids how Darwin was nothing else but a liar, sodomiser, Mary-hailer, monkey who will burn in hell for all the shit lies he produced.
I always ask them did you grandma, God let her rest in peace, looked like this?
Well, here is the picture of my son`s trophy (taken many springs ago in Creationism camp)
Does this mean that my very own son killed his grandmother?
What kind of logic is that?
Of course not! (I was quite tasty meal tough, and his skin is used as carpet in my living room nowdays)
This ain't my first rodeo with fighting this monsters, and if you and your pastors are willing to take me among you, I promise you won`t regret it.
Many years ago my parents (Mom and Dad, no perverted lesbos I see every-day walking down the street, pretending they can be “great parents”) gave me the name Ronald.
In addition to that, they also introduced me to the word of our Jesus, and I memorized the whole Bible by the age of fourteen.
I was born and raised in Texas, but after my Momma died (she only produced 6 children by the age of 35, I was her last) we moved around the States a lot.
It was very hard for a growing man to be without long-term friendships, but Papa said to me “You are a good Christian boy, you best friend is Jesus Christ” and I took his word very seriously.
I came here, to this Godly forum, because I can clearly see that you are God-fearing, well-behaved people, who put women to their place and can handle a gun.
God was very loving to me, for my wife gave me no daughters, only strong and Christian sons (seven of them to be precise).
My favorite Bible part is Genesis 22:1-19.
I teach extra classes in Bible study program (under the association of Texas Baptists Man) and in them I try to teach kids how Darwin was nothing else but a liar, sodomiser, Mary-hailer, monkey who will burn in hell for all the shit lies he produced.
I always ask them did you grandma, God let her rest in peace, looked like this?
Well, here is the picture of my son`s trophy (taken many springs ago in Creationism camp)
Does this mean that my very own son killed his grandmother?
What kind of logic is that?
Of course not! (I was quite tasty meal tough, and his skin is used as carpet in my living room nowdays)
This ain't my first rodeo with fighting this monsters, and if you and your pastors are willing to take me among you, I promise you won`t regret it.
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