Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

[FF John Smith]

From a real American.

This is a letter that I wrote to LBC Pastors.

First, I would like to inquire if this site is actually intended to spread your actual beliefs and ideas and not to just get a rise out of people.


Second, whom ever you are actually reading this (whom is most likely not the Senior Pastor) should greatly consider forwarding this to your Senior Pastor.


Now that that is out of the way, I would like to start by saying that I was raised Baptist. Obviously not the kind of Baptist that you and your church members are portraying as. By first looking at your page, I noticed one thing and one thing alone. Hate. This is something that your right to freedom of speech and miss-interpretation of the Bible has allowed you to do. There are many things in your site that bother many people (by many people I mean 99% of the human population) such as: your ignorant views of Wicca, your hate for homosexuals, and completely insane ideas on every subject from Santa to "Demon Hunting".


You and your fellow members should understand that the Salem Witch Trials were stopped by Gov. Joseph Dudley on December 17, 1711. Your opinions on Wicca are uneducated and are full of bias. The story of the girl throwing a cat in the church is clearly made up, although had it been true and sited; I have no doubt in my mind that the unlawful holding of a U.S. minor for questioning is a felony. I would gladly come detain all of you if this were true. Since it isn't and your merely trying to get a rise out of people and do the same thing that Joseph Granvill did in 1688(which he failed to do), by proving that evil spirits exist and can be conjured by what you and he referred to as 'Witches'.


There are many things in this world that are unknown and cannot be proven, but one thing that you cling so tightly to can be proven. Your bible on your nightstand was re-written by King James (who also held bias opinions which led to the changing, taking and adding of words), translated from Aramaic to Latin to English. There is one thing to take away from those two sentences, and that is that the bible was written by man. Which means that it is not infallible and has given it the right to be miss-interpreted. So lets think on that, you are miss-interpreting something that was written and re-written by man for its own benefit. That puts you and your members in the wrong in at least 3 different ways in just this subject.


Since your allowed to breed hate, label people and single out anyone who isn't to your liking... allow me to do the same, since I believe no man is better than the other. With that being said, some are stronger:mentally, physically, and morally. I would point out that I am more successful in all these categories as opposed to you and your members, but that would be in vein since your ignorance is enough to make everyone you have, and will encounter in you and your members life to look at you as a complete and utter fool(s).


So I would like to congratulate you all, in failing at life.


All my best,


John Smith

This is the response I got.

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that I am actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that I'm right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

Is this what you represent?

I would like to point out that I have personally faced death in war, not your fake war that you have created against all those who don't agree with you. But real, gut wrenching, good men and women dying war. So tell me that I am wrong for what I believe and standing for freedoms that many of you abuse.

Tell me that I am wrong for welcoming all people (since none of us are really from here... we're all immigrants(with the exception of Native Americans)).

In my opinion, all of you(if you haven't) should be drafted into the army and forced to fight in war. Under the most harsh command the Army can provide. Then maybe, once you see a few of your friends die, and you have to fight for your life. You will stop being so HATEFUL and live a life that honors our familys and fellow Americans.

Yours in Freedom,

John Smith

Luk 6:22- Blessed are you when men shall hate you, and when they shall cut you off, and when they shall reproach you and shall cast out your name as evil, for the sake of the Son of Man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

My Uncle, Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld counseled me not to go off to iraquistan to send sand nigras to hell for Jesus, because my services were needed here in God's favorite country, preaching God's Own Truth at God's favorite church, and campaigning for God's favorite party (the GOP!).

How about introducing yourself? What church do you attend? How did you find Jesus? Why are you here?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

Hello, Mr. "I've served at least one tour of duty, but I'm not sure how many".

Why are you here? To persecute us for following the WHOLE Bible, not just the bits we like?

What part of the Bible do you think we are not following? Chapter and verse, please.

Christianity is, first and foremost, about obedience to God. He has provided us over 600 COMMANDS. Not suggestions, not requests, but COMMANDS.

And if you ignore just one, He will reserve a spot in His Lake of Fire for you.

So, which COMMANDS of God's does the false god you've imagined for yourself think you should ignore?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: For all of you

For all of you
From a real American.

This is a letter that I wrote to LBC Pastors.

First, I would like to inquire if this site is actually intended to spread your actual beliefs and ideas and not to just get a rise out of people.


Second, whom ever you are actually reading this (whom is most likely not the Senior Pastor) should greatly consider forwarding this to your Senior Pastor.


Now that that is out of the way, I would like to start by saying that I was raised Baptist. Obviously not the kind of Baptist that you and your church members are portraying as. By first looking at your page, I noticed one thing and one thing alone. Hate. This is something that your right to freedom of speech and miss-interpretation of the Bible has allowed you to do. There are many things in your site that bother many people (by many people I mean 99% of the human population) such as: your ignorant views of Wicca, your hate for homosexuals, and completely insane ideas on every subject from Santa to "Demon Hunting".

You are claiming to be a Baptist, yet you don't know what the Bible says about witchcraft, homosexuality and spiritual warfare?

You are no True Baptist!

We don't hate anyone. We merely warn people what their fate will be if they don't change their ways. Acts 2:38 We warn them that God hates their deeds and sometimes even them. Hosea 9:15; Proverbs 6:16-19; Proverbs 16:5; Isaiah 1:13; Revelation 2:6; 15

You and your fellow members should understand that the Salem Witch Trials were stopped by Gov. Joseph Dudley on December 17, 1711. Your opinions on Wicca are uneducated and are full of bias.

I see you're a wicked. God hates all forms of idolatry and witchcraft, sweetie. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but both the Old and New Testaments are strongly against witchcraft. The punishment for witchcraft according to the Bible? Death.

Exodus 22:18; Leviticus 19:31; Leviticus 20:6; Leviticus 20:27; Deuteronomy 18:10; Deuteronomy 18:11; 1st Samuel 15:23 Revelation 21:8

Your bible on your nightstand was re-written by King James (who also held bias opinions which led to the changing, taking and adding of words), translated from Aramaic to Latin to English.

There is so much wrong with that statement, I don't even know where to begin.

King James didn't write the King James Bible. He merely paid a group of scholars to do it.

The New Testament was originally written in Greek. The same language the King James Bible is translated from.

There is one thing to take away from those two sentences, and that is that the bible was written by man. Which means that it is not infallible and has given it the right to be miss-interpreted.

You are saying that God is so weak that He cannot preserve His instructions to man?

You really aren't a Baptist at all.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: For all of you

Post a copy of your DD214. It will list your combat decorations: I am very interested in seeing them.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Jedediah]

Re: For all of you

Welcome, my deluded, disrespectful friend. You're skirting the line of anti-Christian hate speech pretty closely there. I couldn't help but notice that you quote from a false translation of the Holy Bible. False translations are of the devil and only serve to sow discord among Jesus' elect.

This country has strayed far from its evangelical roots. This decadence kicked into overdrive in the early 20th century as false translations of the Bible, based on Roman manuscripts, began to appear on our shores. In fact, since the arrival of our modern English translations, beginning with the ASV of 1901, America has seen:
1. God and prayer kicked out of our public school
2. Abortion-on-demand legalized
3. Homosexuality accepted nationally as an "alternate life style"
4. In-home pornography via TV, VCR, and Internet
5. Child kidnapping and pornography running rampant
6. Dope-smoking has become an epidemic
7. Satanism is on the rise
8. Video games and dark rock-n-roll music which encourage our children to become homosexuals and school shooters are prevalent

The depraved Madison Avenue sales system that brings false Bibles into the country should set alarms ringing in American "Christians." Instead, deluded by television, they dutifully nod and remark that, "It must be good; everybody's buying one."

Is there any "good" coming from modern translations? Surely. The publishing companies are making millions.

Today American "Christians" are spiritually anemic. They turn instead to their favorite "Bible psychologist" for help rather than Scripture. America as a whole is as morally decayed as Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ezekiel 16:49
Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.

From the time of its publication in 1611, the King James Bible has grown in popularity. Although not mandated by the King to be used in the churches of England, it did, in a matter of a few years, manage to supplant all of the versions translated before it. Though it was not advertised in the Madison Avenue fashion of today's versions, it soon swept all other versions from the hearts and hands of the citizenry of England and its colonies.

With the conquest of the British Empire behind it, it crossed the Atlantic to the United States. Landing here it overwhelmed the double foothold of the Roman Catholic Church planted previously under the flags of Spain and France.

It then began to permeate young America with its ideals. Its Truths led to the establishment of an educational system, based on Scripture, that was unparalleled in the world. It instilled in men the ideals of freedom and personal liberty - thoughts so foreign to the minds of men that their inclusion in our Constitution could only be described as an "experiment" in government.

It commissioned preachers of righteousness who, on foot and horseback, broke trails into the wilderness and spread the Truth of the Gospel and of right living. In its wake was left what could only be described..."one nation, under God..." This accomplished, it set out for the conquest of the heathen world. Bible colleges (Princeton, Harvard, Yale) were founded. Mission societies formed. And eager young missionaries began to scour the globe with little more than a King James Bible and God's Holy Spirit.

If you don't have access to your own copy of God's perfectly preserved Word (KJV 1611, Pure Cambridge Edition), you can print out a copy here and put it into a set of spiral notebooks.

[Wide-Open]

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Wow, this must be important!

I would like to point out that I have personally faced death in war

Cool!

Tell me that I am wrong for welcoming all people

Son, I sure hope you didn't "welcome" those mudslimes, but have blown them to smithereens, as was your duty.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: For all of you

E D I T

As many other members of our congregation have responded to various points in you rather long and grammatically suspect post, I will focus on the undercurrents that I detected, the subtleties that run through your entire post.

You made a point to mention that your were raised Baptist, but made no other mention of the One True Church©. Interestingly, you mentioned the satanic practice of Wicca several times and you also mentioned American savages at one point, referring incorrectly to them as the only real native Americans.

First, Wicca is a twentieth century invention of the inveterate charlatan and flim-flam man, Gerald Gardner. The very fact that practicioners do not see the irony in the term modern paganism makes the utter dismissal of their cobbled together belief system all the easier.

As for the concept of nativism, one need only be born in a particular place to be considered a native. I have little pride in the fact that I am a native born Califorian, but I am quite proud to call myself a native American.

The above leads me to the conclusion that you are a disgruntled former Christian who has chosen to embrace the New Age version of satanism that is Wicca. I would also bet that a small amount of pre-columbian American blood, (no more than 12.5%) runs through your unsaved veins.

I do thank you for your service to this great nation, but you will pardon me if I do not thank you for your rude and condescending first post on our Godly forums.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

He hates Jesus and attacking us is an easy and cowardly way of expressing that hate.

Very sad,


Jack

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

Blah, blah, blah, tl;dr

Dear Glorious War Hero,

Is there any particular reason you chose to post the exact, same tirade twice, in two separate threads?

I would think that somebody who's started two different threads here in the Introduction Forum would have properly introduced himself by now, but I guess I was mistaken.

If you happen to post again, please be sure and tell us how you came to know Jesus, how many times you've impregnated your wife, where you go to church, and which Republicans you'll be voting for in 2012.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

I would think that somebody who's started two different threads here in the Introduction Forum

I was just going to complain about that Brother, but it seems Jesus (Praise Him) has magically merged the two threads!

Now FF (), you do know this forum is Landover Baptist, not wiccapedia, right?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

I was just going to complain about that Brother, but it seems Jesus (Praise Him) has magically merged the two threads!

Now FF (), you do know this forum is Landover Baptist, not wiccapedia, right?

Oh, thank goodness! I think the pastor who helped Jesus with that should be given a new honorary medal: The Christ's Housekeeper badge!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Letter to LBC From FF John Smith

From a real American.

This is a letter that I wrote to LBC Pastors.

First, I would like to inquire if this site is actually intended to spread your actual beliefs and ideas and not to just get a rise out of people.

The Pastors, Choir and Congregation of Landover Baptist Church, in line with Ga:4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? have no interest in moderating their hard and fast beliefs

Great care is taken so that the visitor may read the Word of God based upon KJV1611. This is sometimes given directly and sometimes by parable and sometimes may be found as a moral in the recounting of life experiences. All of these are parts of life and are Given to us by God.

Second, whom ever you are actually reading this (whom is most likely not the Senior Pastor) should greatly consider forwarding this to your Senior Pastor.

That would be Pastor Ezekiel Flint, shown here as “Pastor Zeke”. He personally approves of everything that reaches these boards and is ruthless in weeding out that which cannot be considered to be for the refreshment of the Soul.

Now that that is out of the way, I would like to start by saying that I was raised Baptist. Obviously not the kind of Baptist that you and your church members are portraying as.

Re:3:16: So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

By first looking at your page, I noticed one thing and one thing alone.

And is this not the problem? False Christians just see something written in the Bible and then imagine what it means! They simply think what they would do, and not what The Lord of Hosts would do.

This is something that your right to freedom of speech and miss-interpretation of the Bible has allowed you to do.

Would you be so kind as to point out where you think God is wrong?

You and your fellow members should understand that the Salem Witch Trials were stopped by Gov. Joseph Dudley on December 17, 1711.

How would you describe someone who, in malice and disobedience, urges others to stop the Word of God being carried out? I would say that they are a blasphemer!

There are many things in this world that are unknown

Yes! And I, for one cannot understand why the government would allow someone like you to hold so-called beliefs that are contrary to those told by God Himself!

Your bible on your nightstand was re-written by King James (who also held bias opinions which led to the changing, taking and adding of words), translated from Aramaic to Latin to English. There is one thing to take away from those two sentences, and that is that the bible was written by man.

that the bible was written by man inspired by God

Which means that it is not infallible and has given it the right to be miss-interpreted.

That is stupid! (i) How can God be fallible? Do you think you know better than Him? (ii)We agree that False Christians and heathens like you, constantly misinterpret the Bible, that is precisely why LBC gives the correct version. (see above)

I believe no man is better than the other. With that being said, some are stronger:mentally, physically, and morally.

Let me re-write what you have just written, “All men are equal, except some are more equal than others!”

Is that not the cry of rampant Communism?