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    In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

    Hello all. I am a member of the Pinelake Baptist Church, Baitshop and Taxidermy, in Okitbbeha, Mississippi.

    I found Jesus when I wanted a way to prove the world that I am right, and always will be. How can I be wrong when GOD and Jesus got my back? My friends think I am crazy now, but I dont care, because they are going to hell (specially the little queer one, with his pink polo shirt and sissy lisp). Oh I have been covered in the Blood of the Lamb.

    Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
    (yes I believe in unicorns! Because they are in GOD's Word!)
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    Re: In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

    Originally posted by St. Vengence View Post
    Hello all. I am a member of the Pinelake Baptist Church, Baitshop and Taxidermy, in Okitbbeha, Mississippi.

    I found Jesus when I wanted a way to prove the world that I am right, and always will be. How can I be wrong when GOD and Jesus got my back? My friends think I am crazy now, but I dont care, because they are going to hell (specially the little queer one, with his pink polo shirt and sissy lisp). Oh I have been covered in the Blood of the Lamb.

    Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
    (yes I believe in unicorns! Because they are in GOD's Word!)
    Why are you hanging out with queers? Associating with them gives your implicit approval of their sodomite deathstyle:

    (Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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      Re: In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Why are you hanging out with queers? Associating with them gives your implicit approval of their sodomite deathstyle:

      (Amos 3:3) "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?"



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      True. I don't think he even really needs to be a homo. I think he is going to hell for the pink shirt and the lisp.

      1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        Re: In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

        in truth, I have never even seen the guy talk to a girl! His parents are always preaching about equality and and how "green" they are! That makes his parents fags too right?

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          Re: In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

          Then why do you associate with him? The Bible tells us that we are to live isolated from sinners.

          II Corinthians 6:14-17
          Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
          And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
          And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
          Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

          It seems as though you need some serious spiritual development to take place before you presume to fellowship with Godly people like us.
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            Re: In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

            Did associate. Not any more, after the tried to corrupt my faith in the fact that GOD made man to be the masters of nature. They gave me this phony crap about the planet being "alive" and that "we are all connected". I could sense the evil in their so called "being a good neighbor".

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            • #7
              Re: In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

              Originally posted by St. Vengence View Post
              in truth, I have never even seen the guy talk to a girl! His parents are always preaching about equality and and how "green" they are! That makes his parents fags too right?
              That's not really important. You must shun them and rebuke them. They are an abomination. Also there is AIDS to worry about.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #8
                Re: In perfect love and fear of THE Almighty

                And how do you figure you're a "saint?"

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                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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