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  • Yurik Baltabek
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    • Feb 2012
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    #1

    Allo to all Christstains true

    Allo all friends of america,

    I am Yurik. Very nice meet you all. I come here to America to live dream in such great country. I want to be Christstain true. I read bible of James the king. But i no break the America law like James King say. I need leader of church guide Yurik. How you be Christstain true in America? You help Yurik in knowing yes? Yes.
  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373

    #2
    Re: Allo to all Christstains true

    Originally posted by Yurik Baltabek View Post
    Allo all friends of america,

    I am Yurik. Very nice meet you all. I come here to America to live dream in such great country. I want to be Christstain true. I read bible of James the king. But i no break the America law like James King say. I need leader of church guide Yurik. How you be Christstain true in America? You help Yurik in knowing yes? Yes.
    If that's the best you can do with English, you need to spend a LOT more time in God's Word, my friend!

    Welcome! How many children do you have, friend? And how many wives? When did you submit your application for citizenship? Are you current on your tithes?
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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    • Yurik Baltabek
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      #3
      Re: Allo to all Christstains true

      Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
      If that's the best you can do with English, you need to spend a LOT more time in God's Word, my friend!

      Welcome! How many children do you have, friend? And how many wives? When did you submit your application for citizenship? Are you current on your tithes?
      Yes I read. I need help of leader of church to understand kings bible yes. 3 child. 1 lady i buy. I no citizen now. Later yes. I pay the tax. I ask how you be Christstain true and no go to stockade cages? I no want to be in cages in great country for follow James the king.

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      • Little Donkey
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        • Oct 2010
        • 498

        #4
        Re: Allo to all Christstains true

        Originally posted by Yurik Baltabek View Post
        Yes I read. I need help of leader of church to understand kings bible yes. 3 child. 1 lady i buy. I no citizen now. Later yes. I pay the tax. I ask how you be Christstain true and no go to stockade cages? I no want to be in cages in great country for follow James the king.
        The language barrier has seemed to have grown yet higher between your two posts. C A N Y O U U N D E R S T A N D U S???

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        • James Hutchins
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          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Allo to all Christstains true

          I had no idea people were so poorly educated in Oklahoma City.
          Try here:
          First Baptist Church of Oklahoma City
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • andyrobert_smith
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2012
            • 29

            #6
            Re: Allo to all Christstains true

            Thats an extremely fanciful picture on the link - a spherical earth????? What sort of Baptists are they in Oklahomer??

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Allo to all Christstains true

              Originally posted by Yurik Baltabek View Post
              Allo all friends of america,

              I am Yurik. Very nice meet you all. I come here to America to live dream in such great country. I want to be Christstain true. I read bible of James the king. But i no break the America law like James King say. I need leader of church guide Yurik. How you be Christstain true in America? You help Yurik in knowing yes? Yes.
              What exactly is a Christ Stain?

              Do you think we worship the long-disproved Shroud of Turin? That's the only "Christ Stain" I'm aware of, and even the Catholic Cult admits it's a hoax.

              How is life in Oklahomer, anyway? Is "Yurik" Oklahoman for "Jerk"?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Yurik Baltabek
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                • Feb 2012
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                #8
                Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                I had no idea people were so poorly educated in Oklahoma City.
                Try here:
                First Baptist Church of Oklahoma City
                These first church in Oklahoma is christstain true and very nice? Yes? Can church not follow man laws in America? I read bible of the king and it has illegal things i should do? How do you do it Christstain and true and not go to cage cell?

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                  Originally posted by Yurik Baltabek View Post
                  These first church in Oklahoma is christstain true and very nice? Yes? Can church not follow man laws in America? I read bible of the king and it has illegal things i should do? How do you do it Christstain and true and not go to cage cell?
                  Brother James is suggesting you walk down the street to that church, which is in the same city as you, and ask them your questions in person.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Yurik Baltabek
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                    • Feb 2012
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                    #10
                    Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Brother James is suggesting you walk down the street to that church, which is in the same city as you, and ask them your questions in person.
                    But they no christian true. You see on the internet page they have the earth is round by them. We know earth is have corner.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                      Friend, the 'sphere' you see is a joke, a funny. You understand that, right? Even that retard Johnson boy understands that.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Yurik Baltabek
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                        #12
                        Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Friend, the 'sphere' you see is a joke, a funny. You understand that, right? Even that retard Johnson boy understands that.
                        I no laughing. Bible of James the king is not for joking.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #13
                          Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                          Hi, Yurik, and welcome to the friendliest and Godliest discussion board on the Internet. I'm curious about something: How do you say the "Our Father" in your native language?
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                          • andyrobert_smith
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
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                            • Feb 2012
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                            #14
                            Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                            The earth is a circle with corners, it is written in Isaiah and therefore not open to dispute:

                            Isaiah 40:22
                            It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

                            Isaiah 11:12
                            And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #15
                              Re: Allo to all Christstains true

                              Originally posted by Yurik Baltabek View Post
                              I no laughing. Bible of James the king is not for joking.
                              No, you're right. The Holy Bible is not a joke.

                              Your country's "cuisine" is a joke.

                              Have you found a restaurant that serves your favorites there in St. Louis?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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