Hello. I'm Art Spier the joo who hates Jesus

[Art Speir]

I am sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Art Speir. I have three daughters and I have been trying to look into Christianity. I wasn't raised in any religion but now that I have a family I feel like I would like one. I had a friend tell me about Christianity so I wanted more information.

I do not have a church as of yet and I have just started reading the bible to get to know it a little better so I do not have a favorite scripture as of yet. I'm really new to this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

How can you function without Jesus in your life? How do you know when to spank your children, discipline your wife, or spend time with friends?

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By the way, you're not a damned joo I hope.

[Art Speir]

Re: Hello.

How can you function without Jesus in your life? How do you know when to spank your children, discipline your wife, or spend time with friends?

The truth is I was never raised in just one home. I was abandoned as a child and put through foster care for many years. I was adopted, but my adoptive family never talked much about religion because of the other children as well. They wanted us to follow our own paths. Sadly, there are families like that in modern time I wasn't blessed to be in a good Christian Family. I would like to be saved.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

The truth is I was never raised in just one home. I was abandoned as a child and put through foster care for many years. I was adopted, but my adoptive family never talked much about religion because of the other children as well. They wanted us to follow our own paths. Sadly, there are families like that in modern time I wasn't blessed to be in a good Christian Family. I would like to be saved.

You poor thing.

So, you could be a joo and not even know it?

[Art Speir]

Re: Hello.

I wish I knew, I could be anything.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

I wish I knew, I could be anything.

Well that must be why Jesus has called you here, friend. To wash you clean with His sweet, sweet blood.

1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood.

The Holy Spirit is at work on you right now, Art. Get on your knees and feel it.

[Art Speir]

Re: Hello.

How would I know when I have felt it?

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello.

How would I know when I have felt it?

You can run an experiment with all manner of household solvents. I'd suggest being very confident in your Salvation™ before attempting this, though. I'm proud to say that I can down a whole cup of Clorox with no ill effect.

Mark 16:17-18
And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

[Art Speir]

Re: Hello.

You can run an experiment with all manner of household solvents. I'd suggest being very confident in your Salvation™ before attempting this, though. I'm proud to say that I can down a whole cup of Clorox with no ill effect.

Mark 16:17-18
And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

I would be lucky enough to find any in the apartment. We tend to keep those types of items at my parents' place to keep out of the reach of the children.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello.

Welcome aboard, Art! Are you related to Jackie?

Don't worry, we won't hold it against you.

[Art Speir]

Re: Hello.

Welcome aboard, Art! Are you related to Jackie?

Don't worry, we won't hold it against you.

I am actually not related, at least that I know of.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello.

Well that's a relief. That woman does nothing but try to tear down the very fabric of our society.

[Art Speir]

Re: Hello.

Well that's a relief. That woman does nothing but try to tear down the very fabric of our society.

I am actually quite unfamiliar with her to be honest.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello.

I am actually quite unfamiliar with her to be honest.

She's a Demoncrat, friend! What else do you need to know?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello.

Worse yet, a California Democrat. I'll bet when she doesn't have babies of her own to abort, she goes out looking for knocked up chicks and pays for their abortions, just to make sure her account at Planned Parenthood is always current and active.