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Hey there guys, names sparks, found this forum, I may be unsaved, but maybe I can find salvation.
please reply and say Hi!
please reply and say Hi!
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Magic 8-Ball says, "Unlikely".Originally posted by Andy Branch View Post
Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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Hi!Attached FilesCome climb my mountains.Comment
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That wasn't much of an introduction, boy. What Church do you attend? How old are you? Why do you want us to cal you "Sparks?"Originally posted by Andy Branch View Post
Tell us about yourself, your sins, and your newfound desire to kneel before Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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So Andy, what passage that God has provided to you seems most apt?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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My apologies for the albeit brief intro, well I am an antendee of Saint Gabriels in London, (Yes a UK sinner) but I find John 9 an inspiration, the healing of Bartimaeus, the spelling may be wrong on that one, forgive me if so.
they call me sparks for my working as a "spark" in buildings and for my works on computers.
any more questions, let me know.Comment
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Do you have any teeth left? How black are they? How many times a day do you get "buggered" in your school? How many times a day are you forced to bow down to the queen? Is it true that the scottish are all retards? Is it true that kitchen taps have rum flowing out of them instead of water?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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I have all my teeth, all are white (teeth are important!) never been buggered, am a pure man, of no carnal intrusion. and no its water, not rum, though I am sure some people would prefer that.
I am part scottish myself a proud nation, yes we get a press, but not to be sullied under the same flag.Comment
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As ever you are correct Pastor Zeke.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
The Scotch are indeed retarded, backwards, over weight and under skilled.
They migrate south for the winter but as 80% of the Scotch are heroine and alcohol dependent as well as homeless God's sharp frosts keep them down to a manageable number.
They can be seen near the tube stations in London committing Onanism for pennies.
Just another low point in this God forsaken Island.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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You know not all Scots are retarded, there have been many great Scots.
Tom Wier, an explorer, author and broadcaster. Sadly Missed since 2006.
Joeseph Black, Discovered Carbon Dioxide. Daniel Rutherford, Discovered and Isolated Nitrogen. These are to name a few, even in any nation, while sinners frollock damming the deeds of good men, Genius, Honesty and Truth can shine through in rare moments.
No country is without sin, a plain and simple fact.Comment
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Go down to Leicester Square and wait outside a tube gate and within 20 seconds a Scotch (okay, maybe and Paddy bog trotter, too) will sidle up (stinking of urine and White Lightning) and offer you a hand job for a quid.Originally posted by Andy Branch View Post
Fact!1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Well being born in London, never been offered a sexual act from the Homeless. Do you speak from experience sir? Never had a crazy English, Scot, or Paddy Homeless approach me.
I did have an American one come up to me asking for a cigarertte, so I let him smoke up and led him to a shelter for the night, least I could do.Comment
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Is that part of the CoE cult, or the Roman Catholic cult?Originally posted by Andy Branch View Post
Are you an arsonist?they call me sparks for my working as a "spark" in buildings
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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It's Roman Catholic, which I never consider Satanic, Never been buggered by a priest, I dont worship the devil. I believe in the Trinity, and most importantly the word of God.
And a spark is a tern used among workers for an electrician.Comment
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How can you be a Catholic AND believe the Word of God? Catholics aren't Christian.Originally posted by Andy Branch View Post
Glad you're not an arsonist.And a spark is a tern used among workers for an electrician.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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