[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

I'd rather go to a satanic ritual.

Katherine,

I have one question.

Why do hate JESUS?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

I'd rather go to a satanic ritual.

I knew it--her true intentions all along.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

Pastor Ezekiel: You may ban or revoke all privileges or what ever you do now. I will not be returning to this site no matter how strong the "pull of God" is. I'd rather go to a satanic ritual.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

To all who mentioned my age and lack of children: I understand that God made me able to bear children in my teenage years but as of yet I have not found a young man to help me raise mentioned child(ren). Also I understand that I still have several fertile years in front of me. I believe the end is around 50 years of age for women meaning I still have 33 or so years.

Please do not wait until you are 50 to have children. If you do you will probably end up with a retard like Sarah's little Twig.

Rev. M. Rodimer: I had hoped that you would be the most helpful out of all of these people. I guess I was wrong. Let me spell it out for you. Life.Gets.Busy.

Is that what you will tell God when He decides to kill you with a bus tomorrow, and you find yourself before Him, being asked why you didn't spend your time praising Him and reading His Word?

As He casts you into unending torment in His Lake of Fire, will you scream out, "LIFE.GETS.BUSYYYYYY"?

God put us on Earth to prepare for an eternity of service to Him. That is the single priority. Your sports? At best a distraction, at worst a demonic obsession leading to lesbianism.

I fail to see why you have joined a Christian church's discussion forum, only to make excuses for completely ignoring God for an entire decade. Most who join here are trying to get right with God, not justify their laziness and misplaced priorities.

[The Lord's Sword]

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You think the screaming is for fun? It's not. During child birth women are able to stand almost double the amount of pain that would kill another human.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

God is responsible for that pain.

I can think of many things that are more important than a few pages mass produced and put in cheap plastic covers. My family, my friends, a proper education, a steady job that doesn't require me to spread my legs for every man with a wad of cash.

That is the reason you are going to hell. The Lord comes first. If you had a good Christian father who properly educated you, you would know this. You haven't read the bible in 10 years and your only excuse is "I was busy."

What would have happened if God hadn't made Eve? Man kind would be extinct.

What if there was no God? Who cares, its not true. I don't deal with hypothetical, I deal with reality. The reality is that women are put on this earth to obey their fathers and husbands. The mere fact that you think you have the 'right' to speak your mind is hilarious. I suggest you find a good Christian husband to teach you that you are to cook, clean, produce Soldiers for Christ, and do whatever he asks.

Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, we will not get sucked by you into some sordid internet scam. The last thing we want is for some femnazi to try and manhandle our beliefs.
We follow the Word of God© EXACTLY as written in the KJV Bible. No hormone addled adolescent girl with a flowering nubile body can sway us from our rigid ways.
So you need to use your pumped up dirndl elsewhere.
Why you hate God escapes me. Perhaps it is all the techno-rave music you kids listen to.

[Kathrine]

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I hope you all are happy. I really hope you find some sort of joy in your twisted view of a rather good book. But, in my OPINION, you are simply using the words as a shield.

Larni69: First off why would you use the numbers 69 in your user name? Just curious to know if you are aware that those numbers in that order symbolize oral sex. Also I am in firm belief (and I WILL continue to believe) that children do not choose to become retarded or Homosexual. The term "gay" has only in recent times become a word to describe those of homosexual orientation. For centuries before now it was used in place of happy or joyful.

Rev. M. Rodimer: I had hoped that you would be the most helpful out of all of these people. I guess I was wrong. Let me spell it out for you. Life.Gets.Busy.

James Hutchins: You are probably the worst of the people who have posted on this thread out of all. Congratulations. Just to inform you Niedersachsen is a county in Germany. Not a town and I do know exactly where it is because I live in a town in Niedersachsen. By keeping my virginity this long I suppose the term "Whore" can't be applied to me so there goes your first quote. If you have any sort of wisdom outside your so narrowly focused knowledge I would LOVE to hear it since not all the wisdom in the world can come from a single book. That's your second quote gone. I fail to see the righteousness you are judging me from. All I see is a user name and an angry anonymous person who I hope never to meet in the real world. Also we are not in church. I will speak my mind as is a given right by the deceleration of independence. Womans rights were also given to me through the same Government that gives you right of Religion. Where did I ever say that I defiled farm animals. I said I raised sheep ONCE. And do you really think I'm desperate enough to molest a farm animal? I'm not sure whether to be sickened or saddened by your (false and disturbed) view of me.

Roberta: You seem like a nice woman. Why would you so blatantly say such hurtful things about another womans child?

The Lord's Sword: First of all thank you for your late welcome. Second of all you were the one who pushed me away the most. I am fine with people telling me I'm wrong. Just fine with people telling me how to think. But you sir/ma'am crossed a very fine line. My family. I can think of many things that are more important than a few pages mass produced and put in cheap plastic covers. My family, my friends, a proper education, a steady job that doesn't require me to spread my legs for every man with a wad of cash. I could go on but I think (if you aren't that dim) you get the point. Which brings me to my next point. You talk about how woman was made for man correct? That when God created Eve he took a rib from Adam and some dirt and created the female counter part for him. What would have happened if God hadn't made Eve? Man kind would be extinct. Women, as long as there is a way to obtain genetic material, can re-populate. Men, as far as I know, are not physically able to 1. have a child. and 2. Stand the pain women go through to bring these "miracles of life" into the world. You think the screaming is for fun? It's not. During child birth women are able to stand almost double the amount of pain that would kill another human.

and finally

Pastor Ezekiel: I know my rights. I'm an intelligent girl. I do not want to find out more about this church if these are the responses I am receiving. If God needed bandwidth I'm sure he can have access to all of it in a heart beat.



I believe I have said enough and if all of you are going to heaven I would honestly join all the sinners you have condemned before me and just simply go to Hell. I like warm places anyways.

Also I've been wanting to do this for the longest time.



Why would you guys honestly put those two smilies in the same box together? I'm not that creative and I'm sure one of your condemned has done it before so why not remove the devil from the smilie box?

Pastor Ezekiel: You may ban or revoke all privileges or what ever you do now. I will not be returning to this site no matter how strong the "pull of God" is. I'd rather go to a satanic ritual.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

I have not had a lot of time since we moved to re-read it unfortunately.

James Hutchins: Even you contradict yourself within that short post. In the second paragraph you stated that we have free will if I am not mistaken. Does this mean only men since women are not allowed to question anything? I don't believe I am empty-headed as well and one such as you should not be the judge of whether or not the knowledge held inside of my head is important or not.

Firstly, welcome! This is the one true path to Jesus and Heaven. If you keep on the path you are currently on you will end up in Hell before you know it. How have you not had time for the bible? 10 years isn't long enough to get a new bible? It sounds like your parents spend their weekends fornicating and having anal sex. NOTHING is more important than the bible, KJV of course. Matthew 6:31-33 clearly states that you shouldn't worry about anything other than God. I suggest you start putting your priorities in line, unless you want to go to hell.

You are not equal to a man. You are a woman and need to learn your place. 1 Corinthians 11:8-9 "For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man." God makes it clear that you are NOT our equal and should obey us. You were created for us. If you took the time to read the bible, you would know that your place is to serve your father, since you are not married. You need to find yourself a good Christian husband and obey his every command. All of these opinions you have are your ticket to Hell.
Matthew 6:31-33


31Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32(For after all these things do the Gentiles seek for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.
33But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

[Roberta]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

To all who mentioned my age and lack of children: I understand that God made me able to bear children in my teenage years but as of yet I have not found a young man to help me raise mentioned child(ren). Also I understand that I still have several fertile years in front of me. I believe the end is around 50 years of age for women meaning I still have 33 or so years.

Please do not wait until you are 50 to have children. If you do you will probably end up with a retard like Sarah's little Twig.

[James Hutchins]

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She is gone. Another sinner off to defile farm animals.
Why am I not in the least bit surprised and yet at the same time saddened at the sheeps violation?

[James Hutchins]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

First I would like to thank you all for not incoherently screaming at me for not reading the whole bible. I do in fact have a decent reason for not finishing the whole book. If you will have patience I will explain. You see I moved states when I was around 7 years old which is why I had to leave my private school. During this move we had to pack all of our bibles in a single box. Unfortunately this box got lost somewhere between Colorado and Washington State. The private school I was then enrolled in did not have the topic of religion and I got involved with other things such as sports and the orchestra. I have not had a lot of time since we moved to re-read it unfortunately.

Now on to some things that strike a nerve with me.

I am sorry to say that even though I find your advice and helpfulness rather enjoyable I do have a few issues.

Wide-Open: Do you know where I live? I think not. The town I live in has more sheep than men. It was a school project and I had to raise three lambs to score well in the class.

Dr. Ernst C. Ville: I thank you for your thought out and helpful post. I apologize for my inaccuracies. As my tag line states I am as of yet unsaved trash, I believe that means that I am going to hell if I continue on this path. I cannot remember the exact verse for a quote but I do remember the story. It was with Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. I believe they were Gods first children weren't they? Also I appreciate your concern about me being to young to last long here but I am very mature-minded for my age and I think I can take being criticized and having others put opinions in my messages. If you remember correctly I said that 1 in 10 rams preferred rams to ewes. Meaning that 9 out of 10 rams still prefer ewes to rams which keeps the population running smoothly.

James Hutchins: Even you contradict yourself within that short post. In the second paragraph you stated that we have free will if I am not mistaken. Does this mean only men since women are not allowed to question anything? I don't believe I am empty-headed as well and one such as you should not be the judge of whether or not the knowledge held inside of my head is important or not.

Redeemed Papist: I never said anywhere that the Bible was hard to follow. You are jumping to conclusions.

To all who mentioned my age and lack of children: I understand that God made me able to bear children in my teenage years but as of yet I have not found a young man to help me raise mentioned child(ren). Also I understand that I still have several fertile years in front of me. I believe the end is around 50 years of age for women meaning I still have 33 or so years.

I have no idea where 'Niedersachsen' is located nor do I care. However, somehow I suspect you do. 51.666 79.6500
Now, if you'd read the Bible, you'd see I do not contradict myself. In fact, I am Biblically correct. Unless of course you are not a female. Which is possible given your close relationship with sheep.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

Furthermore, as a True Christian™, God has empowered me to make judgment exactly like this
Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.


Just in case you wonder:
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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First I would like to thank you all for not incoherently screaming at me for not reading the whole bible. I do in fact have a decent reason for not finishing the whole book. If you will have patience I will explain. You see I moved states when I was around 7 years old which is why I had to leave my private school. During this move we had to pack all of our bibles in a single box. Unfortunately this box got lost somewhere between Colorado and Washington State. The private school I was then enrolled in did not have the topic of religion and I got involved with other things such as sports and the orchestra. I have not had a lot of time since we moved to re-read it unfortunately.

You've had ten years to wander down to your nearest Baptist church and ask for a free Bible, yet you haven't done it. Why?

Because you've put sports and playing with instruments ahead of Jesus, that's why!

www.bible.com
www.biblegateway.com

Look, it's the Bible. On the Internet, for free!

Next excuse?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Also I understand that I still have several fertile years in front of me. I believe the end is around 50 years of age for women meaning I still have 33 or so years.

But by that time your looks will have faded and any children you have will be far more likely to decide to be retarded or gay.

Chop chop!
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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I suppose I should start somewhere.

None of that wall of excuses is going to get you into Heaven. Why are you not doing the will of our Father in Heaven?