Hello from the Uk

[El Visitor!]

Re: Hello from the Uk

Thank you Larni69.

I was a little worried! I try to beat my wife when she talks about trousers (usually to ask me which of my trousers I want her to lay out for me) but I worry that she thinks of them when I'm out of the house.

Luckily I don't allow her to attend church and she only speaks when I address her or have permitted her to speak to someone other than me.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Women should never speak in church

1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

And yes women shout not wear trousers.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

When I found Christ I immediately burned my wife's trousers and waistcoats

YIC
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[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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The username comes from "the three visitors" Genesis 18. It's a bit of an in joke spurred by an aethiest

Well, it's good that we clarified that because I was just about to write you off as another hellbound catlick wasting time in between looking for contract housekeeping jobs.

Pastor Ed

[El Visitor!]

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I did not think that God may have gifted you with sufficiently poor driving skills so that He could use you as a means to smash into the Pernicious Papist Paddies.

Has God seen fit to under endow you in great many other areas or just the majority of areas?

Jesus has touched me!
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Yes, the vast majority.

I'm curious, 'god saved me' has communicated with me directly here, is it accepted practice for women to speak before being directly addressed?
This seems dangerous and could potentially lead to sacreligious acts such as women wearing trousers!

If you already had your' father's/husband's permission and supervision, then pleasw forgive me. I am no more than a humble sinner.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I'm not actually Welsh myself and as such have no understanding of the language. As far as I know, it's never been proven that the welsh language exists and it is most likely sounds made up to mask the clicks and grunts that daffodil lickers use to communicate with each other.
There can therefore be no accurate translation of KJV1611in Welsh which means they are simple heathens.

This is part of the reason why it took so long to return to the fold. The uk is largely a godless land occupied by heathens and beasts almost exclusively.
Yes, God had a reason to send the Irish. To question that is blasphemous!

It's clear that he sent the Irish to me, that I might smite them. That done, God's will has been served. Amen.

I did not think that God may have gifted you with sufficiently poor driving skills so that He could use you as a means to smash into the Pernicious Papist Paddies.

Has God seen fit to under endow you in great many other areas or just the majority of areas?

Jesus has touched me!
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[El Visitor!]

Re: Hello from the Uk

I'm not actually Welsh myself and as such have no understanding of the language. As far as I know, it's never been proven that the welsh language exists and it is most likely sounds made up to mask the clicks and grunts that daffodil lickers use to communicate with each other.
There can therefore be no accurate translation of KJV1611in Welsh which means they are simple heathens.

This is part of the reason why it took so long to return to the fold. The uk is largely a godless land occupied by heathens and beasts almost exclusively.
Yes, God had a reason to send the Irish. To question that is blasphemous!

It's clear that he sent the Irish to me, that I might smite them. That done, God's will has been served. Amen.

[Catherine Moore]

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I have to say, I'm a bit concerned about the Welsh aspect as well. As a true daughter of England and hence a passionate supporter of both Plaid Cymru and the SNP I've read alot of disturbing things about the Welsh.

There is a place called "llanwnnen" in Wales. I'm concerned that anyone growing up with such strings of satanicly sounded syllables (that one's for you, Larni) may have trouble understanding the word of the Lord.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Hi everyone, I'm Mark from North Wales. I attend Cornerstone baptist church (Oswestry) but I want to move somewhere where faith is strong. My pastor Ken runs an 'easy going "church"' with a variety of activities to pick and choose from! Basically this is a wishy-washy way of saying that it's basically a drop in centre for anyone remotely curious about faith to get out of the cold, that lacks the praising of God and Christ we should be there for.

I returned to Christ after an absence from church of nearly 9 years following a serious car accident involving some drunken irish, when I realised God spared me so I could repent and spread his word.

I look forward to joining the community.

Why did it take you so long to return to Christ?

Did your perversions (you know the ones I mean ) keep you from Jesus's loving embrace?

If God sent some dirty scumbag bog trotters to put you in hospital He must have had a pretty good reason

What have you done to upset Jesus so much that he sent some drunken wife beating paddy jokey to crash into you?

Leviticus 20:15 If a man mates with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal.

I've been to Walse and I know of the roving bands of well muscled, beefy men who trawl the long wet nights looking for man and beast to sodomise

Just the thought of rough enshaven men garling gravel (to enable the human tongue to pronounce so called Welsh), sweating out their bestial urges as they manhandle man and boy to culmination makes me sick

Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them.

Please tell me God did not send the stinking unitellible bomb handy Irishmen as a punishment against that

All the best.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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The username comes from "the three visitors" Genesis 18. It's a bit of an in joke spurred by an aethiest trying to quote scripture (badly) to "dissprove" the existence of God. (Backwards logic I know but that's aethiest logic for you).

Thank you for your forth rite answer. We appreciate honesty here! Although I must warn you that we must be careful about jokes, especially here. What starts as a joke could end up misleading someone, and then of course that starts the whole world crying. I've seen it a hundred times.

I don't know if the Taegs lived, certainly they were moving but without any brain activity but they displayed no brain activity before the impact so it's impossible to say for sure.

True, it is indeed rare to see an Irishman display a discernible brain wave on a normal Tuesday night even without evidence of massive head trauma.

I wasn't drunk (being neither Catholic, Irish or "native American").

Whew, thank the Good Lord for that!

[El Visitor!]

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Hi Guys, thanks for the welcome.

To answer your' questions:

The username comes from "the three visitors" Genesis 18. It's a bit of an in joke spurred by an aethiest trying to quote scripture (badly) to "dissprove" the existence of God. (Backwards logic I know but that's aethiest logic for you).

I don't know if the Taegs lived, certainly they were moving but without any brain activity but they displayed no brain activity before the impact so it's impossible to say for sure.

I wasn't drunk (being neither Catholic, Irish or "native American").

Do you have much of an Irish problem in the states?

[Faith_Machine]

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I hate it when a pastor promises to serve God and then he welches on the deal.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hi everyone, I'm Mark from North Wales. I attend Cornerstone baptist church (Oswestry) but I want to move somewhere where faith is strong. My pastor Ken runs an 'easy going "church"' with a variety of activities to pick and choose from! Basically this is a wishy-washy way of saying that it's basically a drop in centre for anyone remotely curious about faith to get out of the cold, that lacks the praising of God and Christ we should be there for.

I returned to Christ after an absence from church of nearly 9 years following a serious car accident involving some drunken irish, when I realised God spared me so I could repent and spread his word.

I look forward to joining the community.

Hi Visitor

Why is your username Mexican?

Did those Irishmans die when you ran them over?

Were you drunk?

I'm glad you went back to church so JESUS won't send you to HELL







Tammi

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why do you have a dago username?

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[El Visitor!]

Hi everyone, I'm Mark from North Wales. I attend Cornerstone baptist church (Oswestry) but I want to move somewhere where faith is strong. My pastor Ken runs an 'easy going "church"' with a variety of activities to pick and choose from! Basically this is a wishy-washy way of saying that it's basically a drop in centre for anyone remotely curious about faith to get out of the cold, that lacks the praising of God and Christ we should be there for.

I returned to Christ after an absence from church of nearly 9 years following a serious car accident involving some drunken irish, when I realised God spared me so I could repent and spread his word.

I look forward to joining the community.