[El Visitor!]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Hello. My name is Michael Phillips, and I am a young Christian boy living in the UK.

Please excuse me Michael.

Welcome from another recent inductee.

I'm afraid I'm no more than an unworthy sinner because I feel envious.
You're Father has shown you the greatest kindness in his beatings. Indee, I can only hope to feel the cleansing discipline that gave you the clarity to see your' sin and seek salvation here.

I pray that one of the kind pastors here will embrace you and guide you to God's loving.

[El Visitor!]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

I'm more than Slightly homosexual.

I think hiding text in posts may be against forum rules.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Maybe I was thinking of Prof . . . Um, somebody else.

My apologies, Sister!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

You're welcome, my dear Sister in Christ.

And may I congratulate you on your successful anus reconstruction! I'm sure it's a great relief to both you and Don not to have to deal with those adult diapers anymore.

Really, you should share that story in the Straight for Jesus forum, so the sodomites can understand what will one day happen to them when they get gang-banged by "hung studs" while drunk or high on highly-processed, sugary foods. Leroy and pals really did some damage, from what Don tells me.

That wasn't supposed to be a secret, was it?

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

[askeras]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Matthew 23:9

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Welcome to the Forums. Im new myself

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Thank you Rev Rodimer. You words are a great comfort to me.

You're welcome, my dear Sister in Christ.

And may I congratulate you on your successful anus reconstruction! I'm sure it's a great relief to both you and Don not to have to deal with those adult diapers anymore.

Really, you should share that story in the Straight for Jesus forum, so the sodomites can understand what will one day happen to them when they get gang-banged by "hung studs" while drunk or high on highly-processed, sugary foods. Leroy and pals really did some damage, from what Don tells me.

That wasn't supposed to be a secret, was it?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Thank you Rev Rodimer. You words are a great comfort to me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

It saddens me that I come to this site in the spirit of giving and helping only to be attacked.

Sister, we are all proud of you for your loss of nearly 150 pounds over the last few years. We know that before you found Jesus and let Him in, you filled that void with Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Ho-Hoes, and Negroes.

I'm sure you thank the Lord every day for your joyous, loving marriage to Officer Don, instead of those wild orgies of Hostess snacks, bourbon, and "Long" John Leroy and his pals with their "BBWW*" fetish.

* Big Beautiful White Woman

[VictoryOS]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

It saddens me that I come to this site in the spirit of giving and helping only to be attacked.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Judging by your avatar it looks like you have a predisposition to eat way to much food.

Why would you come here and pretend to be a Christian? What drives someone to do such a thing? You obviously know nothing about God.

[Hugues]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Well of course it would seem that way to you, given your filthy mind and predisposition towards homosexuality.

Judging by your avatar it looks like you have a predisposition to eat way to much food.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Wow your 'father' sounds like a very mormonic person.

How so? If his father beats him then he is following God's instructions.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

Slightly homosexual.

Well of course it would seem that way to you, given your filthy mind and predisposition towards homosexuality.

[Hugues]

Re: Young Christian Boy Looking For Guidance

let him enter me and fill my body with his love.

Slightly homosexual.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Wow your 'father' sounds like a very moronic person.

On the contrary: it sounds like his dad loves him very much?

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

My dad never beat me and it took me ages to find Jesus and let him enter me and fill my body with his love.

Think on
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