Grovelling apologies from Alaska

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Grovelling apologies from Alaska

Mr. King? Who's Mr. King, and what's this about a revelation? Please tell me you're not a member of George King's UFO cult.

[Bob]

Re: Grovelling apologies from Alaska

in my opinion

I always teach the children that having an opinion is begging Jesus to send you to Hell. Jesus doesn't want opinions. He wants children to be on their knees begging for His forgiveness. And he wants me to beat those children on their sinful bottoms to prevent them from burning!

There is no need for opinions:
Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

Burning their bottoms with the rod prevents them burning in Hell:
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

[James Hutchins]

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Another eslimoe mumbling due to chunks of blbber caught between his teeth.

Friend, groveling at our feet makes you look cheap and worthless. You should instead have your face to the dirt (ice in your case) at the toes of Jesus, praying He lifts your weeping, spear pocked face to give you 'the look'.

[Holyfield]

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Welcome to this friendly forum!

In my opinion you should be very cautious about Mr King.

Matt 24:5 "For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many."

[Redeemed Papist]

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Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. How many soldiers for Christ have you impregnated your wife with? What's the best pie she bakes for you?

[Youngned]

Brothers and sisters I have been punished for my previous messages, I apologise, in my opinion I was introducing myself and the revelation through God that has been given to Mr King. I was not 'spamming' and if you feel this to be the case I am truly sorry. I wish to join fellow true Christians on here and stand by you in the fight for Truth and to be accepted in Jesus.

Ned.