Wanting to become saved

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wanting to become saved

Hello everyone! I am an athiest, but I have been looking around these forums, and I was thinking of becoming a christian. I've started reading the bible also. I do not currently have a favorite bible verse, but I will soon!

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wanting to become saved

Well, to be honest, I don't think it's Christianity that you want to revert to. Look inside yourself and think.... Are we alone? Could there possibly be other life out there?.... if so, please PM me and maybe we could come up with a plan to set up a church or something.

You will cease and desist in your efforts to recruit unsuspecting heathens over to the worship of space demons. Now.

[El Visitor!]

Re: Wanting to become saved

Well, to be honest, I don't think it's Christianity that you want to revert to. Look inside yourself and think.... Are we alone? Could there possibly be other life out there?.... if so, please PM me and maybe we could come up with a plan to set up a church or something.

Sure and when you do you can sodomise each other to absolutely guarantee that you burn in hell.

[Friend of Greys]

Re: Wanting to become saved

Well, to be honest, I don't think it's Christianity that you want to revert to. Look inside yourself and think.... Are we alone? Could there possibly be other life out there?.... if so, please PM me and maybe we could come up with a plan to set up a church or something.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Wanting to become saved

Hello everyone! I am an athiest, but I have been looking around these forums, and I was thinking of becoming a Christian. I've started reading the bible also. I do not currently have a favorite bible verse, but I will soon!

I'll let you in on a little secret: ALL atheists are thinking of becoming Christians. Every single one of them. They know their hatred of Jesus is foolish, and are constantly thinking of an "escape strategy" for when the poopy hits the fan.

This is why you have people like Christopher Hitchens screaming out for forgiveness and rushing to accept Jesus Christ as his Personal Savior on his deathbed. This is after DECADES of Hitchens spitting in the sweet, sweet face of Our Lord on a daily basis.

Did he make it in time? Was his repentance genuine? I don't know. Either he will be singing songs in Heaven next to me for Eternity, or I will be laughing at him as he writhes in flames forever.

Either way, it's God's Plan and that means it's perfect.

In the meantime, ask yourself: will I have the opportunity to accept Jesus when my time comes? Look, you could be eaten by a tiger or step on a landmine at any moment, and then it's too late. Better get right with God before he smites you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mike202]

Re: Wanting to become saved

I am sorry that I forgot to put this in the first post
I'm Canadian, I hope that there isn't any problem with that?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

It's mainly the part when God said '' Let there be light. And there was light.'' I found it important because God created the light that has the power to save non believers.

Yep.

God is the coolest guy I know.

Good point, well made.

YIC
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[Mike202]

Re: Wanting to become saved

What is it about that verse that is Important to you?
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It's mainly the part when God said '' Let there be light. And there was light.'' I found it important because God created the light that has the power to save non believers.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Wanting to become saved

GLORY! you'd be amazed how many people come to Landover burning with a desire to know God but overlook the simple fact that God made everything purely because He felt like it and because He could.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I do have a favorite verse so far,

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Genesis 1:1

I was going to put this in my signature, but sadly I cannot find the button for editing my profile for this

What is it about that verse that is Important to you?
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[Mike202]

Re: Wanting to become saved

I do have a favorite verse so far,

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
Genesis 1:1-3

I was going to put this in my signature, but sadly I cannot find the button for editing my profile for this

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Wanting to become saved

Not much point you saying anything else for now then. Unless you want to let us know how Genesis is going for you.

Get reading. It's full of wonder. I still get a laugh out of my kids with the talking donkey.

[Mike202]

Hello everyone! I am an athiest, but I have been looking around these forums, and I was thinking of becoming a christian. I've started reading the bible also. I do not currently have a favorite bible verse, but I will soon!