[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Oh, and I'll have to have a way of seeing the difference between you and your evil twin sister.

Unless I am more Dutch (and thus stupid) then I thought, we can mark you, as it won't be to remember someone dead:

Leviticus 19:28Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any markes vpon you: I am the Lord.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Well, I'm from the Netherlands too. As we both seem to strive after Gods approval, we might consider producing boys for the Lord. But, do not get your hopes too high.
First, I'm not a True Christian (but certainly hope to become a beacon for Jesus in this Godless country)
Secondly, that bad breath will have to go, as well as your slutty behaviour (for that last, some True Christian corrections should work). You sound less horrible than most dutchies I've met.

Do you fart? Captain Portway has some problems with his new wife, so I'd like to spare myself some unpleasant surprises.

Of course we need approval from an appropriate person like a pastor. If this is going to happen and you want to increase your changes of being saved by childbearing, it should be fast. You have lost enough child bearing possibilities already.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Thanks for your warm welcome and inspiration! Yes indeed I need to do something about my breath. Even my dog doesn't want to be in the same room as me. It's that bad. My daddy (r.i.p.) believes that's my punishment for having lost faith in the Lord during my teenage years.

What can I do?

Read the Bible - the answer is always in there, you need to eat rolls:

Ezekiel 3:3
And he said unto me, Son of man, cause thy belly to eat, and fill thy bowels with this roll that I give thee. Then did I eat it; and it was in my mouth as honey for sweetness.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Thanks for your heartwarming welcome! I am indeed concerned I spill my childbearing years and will get punished for it. But as you know Netherlands is full of Sinners, not a lot of true Christian's out there. Should I flew Europe and move back to Nebraska?

I don't ride rides as I'm taught that's sinfull, so I can't answer your question.

Is there a reason no man will marry you? Has your pie been on the sill too long and is now full of Satans stink bugs?My wife, Mrs. Hutchins has had that problem though she has found a salt and Pine Lysol rinse works wonders.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

It's like a national pastime! Hands Brinker was writing about dykes even before it became PC.

So typical Dutch

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

It's never to late to be Saved©, even Jeffry Dahmer is in Heaven. But you never know when you might drown in a canal or get run over by a truck full of live eels or tulips! So I wouldn't wait too darned long to get right with God Rubina. You can never tell when He might just get an itchy trigger finger and send you to Hell!

Thanks so much, I'm not waisting any more of my precious time on earth. I've been reading and learning AV1611 King James Bible, by heart, soul and mind.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Welcome Rubinnia. What is it like living on that ranch of Michael Jackson? Do you have to buy tickets to ride the rides?
Don't you feel at all guilty for not fulfilling the wishes of God? Every day you are of childbearing age and are not pregnant is like spitting in the face of Jesus.

Thanks for your heartwarming welcome! I am indeed concerned I spill my childbearing years and will get punished for it. But as you know Netherlands is full of Sinners, not a lot of true Christian's out there. Should I flew Europe and move back to Nebraska?

I don't ride rides as I'm taught that's sinfull, so I can't answer your question.

[Roberta]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

You can never tell when He might just get an itchy trigger finger and send you to Hell!

It's like a national pastime! Hands Brinker was writing about dykes even before it became PC.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

In which part of Denmark is the Netherlands?

Actually Denmark is a small village in the Netherlands, see:

http://maps.google.nl/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=np&q=Denemarken+Groningen&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x47c9d56e6b6a2503:0xe3b5d06f00e9af4b,Denemarken&gl=nl&ei=bQplT7frNcygOs3TsYAI&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CDAQ8gEwAA

[Swedish eskimo]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

In which part of Denmark is the Netherlands?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Welcome Rubinnia. What is it like living on that ranch of Michael Jackson? Do you have to buy tickets to ride the rides?
Don't you feel at all guilty for not fulfilling the wishes of God? Every day you are of childbearing age and are not pregnant is like spitting in the face of Jesus.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I can be saved, right? If I follow the path of God, read and learn as long as they are from the 1611 version of King James' glorious book.
It's not to late right?

It's never to late to be Saved©, even Jeffry Dahmer is in Heaven. But you never know when you might drown in a canal or get run over by a truck full of live eels or tulips! So I wouldn't wait too darned long to get right with God Rubina. You can never tell when He might just get an itchy trigger finger and send you to Hell!

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Get her one like this (see below) - that's the technical term that doctors use.

So which part of Holland are you from?

Thanks for posting. I haven't seen these before. Heard of it but believed it to be an hoax. I just learned they only hand these out to atheists.....

I'm from the Northern part of the Netherlands... 150 k.m. from Amsterdamned

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I can be saved, right? If I follow the path of God, read and learn as long as they are from the 1611 version of King James' glorious book.
It's not to late right?

Just get on with it instead of acting like a trollop.

Report back whenever you find a particularly inspiring verse.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

God's ways seem strange to you because you're a false Christian tramp whose breath smells. As a True Christian™, I understand God's works (usually) and my breath smells like a spring morning.

I can be saved, right? If I follow the path of God, read and learn as long as they are from the 1611 version of King James' glorious book.
It's not to late right?