[Brother Helge]

Re: Hi everyone!

And yes, I do have a brassiere, but it is in the very smallest size that any store has. I am very ashamed of my lack of a bosom and my inability to have children at the moment, so I am very appreciative of any advice you're willing to give.

Are you building your life around what's wrong with you, or what's right with Him?

Just pray and read the Bible (KJV only)!

Matthew 7:7-8
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi everyone!

Jamie, as long as your status is officially "unsaved trash," you are unable to start threads anywhere but the Introduction Forum. However, you are able to post in existing threads outside the Introduction Forum.

Fear not, dear girl, as I'm sure a lass as submissive and appropriately self-deprecating as yourself will be able to go far around here.

[JamieLCaldera]

Re: Hi everyone!

Dear Roberta,
I have no knowledge about "bimanual exam". I really have no idea what that term means at all. I would love to move this thread to another area of this blessed website, but when I tried to post in Aunt Flo's Prayer Shack for Women, it said that I did not have permission. I am very confused. I thought Brother Harold Porter had given me permission?

And yes, I do have a brassiere, but it is in the very smallest size that any store has. I am very ashamed of my lack of a bosom and my inability to have children at the moment, so I am very appreciative of any advice you're willing to give. Thank you so very much.

God Bless!

Love, Jamie L. Caldera

[Roberta]

Re: Hi everyone!

Jamie,

This thread should probably be moved over to Auntie Flo's. We are discussing things that menfolk know (and it's none of their business) nothing about.

I do not want to get to personal here but are you wearing a brassiere yet? If you have womanly breasts but the curse hasn't started you very well may have an imperforatehymen. Have you had a bimanual exam?

YIC,

Robbie

[JamieLCaldera]

Re: Hi everyone!

Hello! Nice to meet you Brother Harold and James! I cannot wait to begin posting. Thank you for the warm welcome.

And James, I am extremely sad to say that I haven't started "my time of the month". I know that I won't be valued as a woman or even as a human if I don't create some sons. I was hoping I could get some advice on how I would be able to start. I have been praying and I know that God will answer my prayers for it to come soon. He always does.


God bless you all!

Love, Jamie L. Caldera

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everyone!

Welcome Jamie! Always nice to see young, firm, fertile ladies. Tell me, how many sons has Jesus been able to pull from your womb so far? How many were living?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hi everyone!

Also, am I allowed to begin posting in the forums? And of course, I would mainly post in the women's forum! I just want to make sure before I post, to avoid any trouble.

Of course, young lady. Post freely, but always make sure it is relevant, on-topic and would make Jesus proud of a mere woman.

And welcome to God's favorite forum!

In Christ

[JamieLCaldera]

Re: Hi everyone!

I will begin praying at once. I had no idea that it would be so bad that I would have to visit a doctor. I do not know what to do, I can't see a male or female doctor. I would appreciate some guidance from our cherished pastors.

No, I have not spent a month in my menstrual hut. My father and I are confused on what exactly it is and what it does. I would certainly love to have one if it would help. And do you need to have started your "time of the month" in order to spend time in the hut?

Also, I appreciate everyone's concern for my well being. I'm so glad that I have you all to help me. I will hope God will understand how I cannot bear to wait for my child making abilities to begin. I need to start making Future Soldiers of Christ!


Also, am I allowed to begin posting in the forums? And of course, I would mainly post in the women's forum! I just want to make sure before I post, to avoid any trouble.

God bless you all and thank you for all your generous advice and kindness!

Love, Jamie L. Caldera

[Brother Helge]

Re: Hi everyone!

Dear, have you tried praying?

Jamie - P.U.S.H.!
Pray Until Something Happens!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi everyone!

Okay well Zechariah, I haven't started "that time of the month" yet. I am a late bloomer. I don't want to make Jesus cry, but I don't know what to do. It just won't start!

Dear, have you tried praying?

[Deaner]

Re: Hi everyone!

Have you spent the required month in the menstrual hut??

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi everyone!

Jamie, it's obvious you need a doctor to take a look at your lady parts ASAP, but this brings to mind a very perplexing challenge:

On the one hand, we know God doesn't want women working outside the home, and therefore wouldn't approve of you seeing a girl doctor. On the other hand, there are obvious problems with seeing a male gynecologist.

I wonder if the pastors here might be willing to weigh in on this troubling quandary?

[JamieLCaldera]

Re: Hi everyone!

Okay well Zechariah, I haven't started "that time of the month" yet. I am a late bloomer. I don't want to make Jesus cry, but I don't know what to do. It just won't start!

And, yes I do go to his church! I will ask him about it some time! He truly is marvelous.

I know that Christ hates liars, I would never lie, especially not to everyone here. I am who I say I am and I was struggling to retrieve my password.


Thanks you everybody. God bless you all.

[Deaner]

Re: Hi everyone!

Hi everyone! This is me Jamie----but somehow I got locked out of my other account. Do I need to make another introduction thread

Maybe, maybe not. You will definitely have to go thru the initiation ritual with the Pastors and all True Christians once again. This is only to confirm positively your identity.

Christ hates liars.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi everyone!

You go to Pastor James' Church in Biloxi? That's great! He and I were roomies once at a Pastor's retreat in Tahiti. Ask him about it sometime.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Hi everyone! This is me Jamie----but somehow I got locked out of my other account. Do I need to make another introduction thread or do I just leave this one? I'm utterly confused using this computer (I haven't got much practice on this gadget!) and I'm simple minded (we all know why that is so!) so please forgive me for the use of another account.

Yours with love,
Jamie L. Caldera

Please answer the questions I posed above.