[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: False Christian slope lover with a question or twenty

Oy, where to start with this?

There was not just matter which came into existence in the Big Bang, there was also energy, and one can become the other (see Einstein). Matter can NOT "get erased".

Wait, are you saying you believe in this "Ki"?

What kind of an atheistard are you?

If you are going to believe in an all-powerful, invisible force that can't be measured, wouldn't it make sense to just believe in God and go to Heaven instead of "Ki" and go to Hell?

If it looks like a threat, sounds like a threat, smells like a threat...

. . . it's probably a whiny little Wii-ninja.

Hold it there Rambo. You're little civi wannbe was cute up to this point, but now I have to step in. You throw down in my house, you deal with me Mr Know Many Arts, master of none. All your little Ki tricks won't work because I will ghost your backside so fast you will never know what hit you. This isn't a threat, this is how it is.

Wave your tonfues and numchucks all you want kid, but we security specialists are trained to deal with your type and we are watching.

As I recall, this represents the Landover Security Force's approach to Wii-ninjas:

[Wide-Open]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

If only we could put little icons under people's names to clearly show their views. That would be helpful.

I agree. It's very easy to mistake Oliver for a True Christian(TM).

[Faith_Machine]

Re: False Christian slope lover with a question or twenty

Oh boy. The cellar dweller has threatened to find some of his buddies to perpetrate a DDOS attack against us. That's rich. He obviously doesn't have a very firm understanding of how DDOS attacks work. Hint: you need more than a buddy or two.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

I'm not arguing against my own position. I do believe that God is an unnecessary hypothesis. You can access this "deep Web," but you can't access enough of this forum to figure out my religious beliefs or lack thereof?

If only we could put little icons under people's names to clearly show their views. That would be helpful.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

Now I'm getting a bit irritated.

Good. So am I.

Or I can just find some buds, DDOS your site, and bring it down for a few hours.

I hope for your sake your first name isn't Mike. If it is, expect the DoF knocking on your door when you least expect it. You might find yourself with your Ki shoved up your, ahem, backside.

Fortunately, your name isn't Mike. Right?

Leviticus 26:7
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

@Oliver, You're arguing against your own position. Stating that Spirit is unnecessary is more or less stating that God is unnecessary.

I'm not arguing against my own position. I do believe that God is an unnecessary hypothesis. You can access this "deep Web," but you can't access enough of this forum to figure out my religious beliefs or lack thereof?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

I meant leave it open in my browser, so the instant I woke up, I'd be back in the conversation.

Still waiting for your reply, BTW.

You're so earnest!

If you put half the effort into being straight with Jesus as you do into running off at the mouth...

Nobody's fooled by your flouncing out. Your divinely inspired signature is too true.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: False Christian slope lover with a question or twenty

Oh goodness, this is embarrassing: I know you were only trying to prove a point, Brother WJB, but the sight of a video by godless Pen and Teller made me so spitting mad, I flung a pair of scissors at my computer screen!

I can still use it, but it will need replacing soon.



I may need to tithe a little less than usual this month.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

So is Ki another word for Thetan?

It's more like "Thetan" is the goal – achieved by "auditing" with an "E-meter" – which presumably detects something "real" called "E" (although those who have examined them claim it's an ohm meter – or whetstone bridge). Notice how "E" rhymes with "Ki" – which rhymes with "B" as in BS.

Speaking of BS – this about sums up "Martial Arts":

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

@Faith_Machine, Matthew 2-14 through to 2-23, VS Luke 2-22 and 2-39. Respectively, they state that the infant Christ was taken to Egypt and that He was taken to Jerusalem, in what looks to me like the same time span. Mind clearing that up? And thanks for the Ad Hominem.

First of all, I am NOT a homo, and even if I was (which I most certainly am NOT), I can't imagine why you would thank me for such a thing.

Secondly, you need to learn how to read for comprehension. The verses in question are describing two completely separate events, one of which took place two years after the other one. Why would you expect the two accounts to in any way match each other?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

[Benjamin Over]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

Well, In the time Jesus was around, there was quite a bit of violence going on, so Jesus could have had Martial Arts Training to defend himself incase of attack, but thats not the point, Benjamin.

You're truly ridiculous!. I don't know what kind of a JESUS it is that you believe in, but my JESUS would never yield himself into all that martial crap, but to GOD.

John 4:21-24

21Jesus saith unto her, Woman, believe me, the hour cometh, when ye shall neither in this mountain, nor yet at Jerusalem, worship the Father.

22Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.

23But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him.

24God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

[TheWielder]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

@Glorious, Martial Arts were not present in the area at the time. As well, if he had to defend himself, I'd think one of his apostles, if not angels of God himself, would step in beforehand.

Still, I definitely appreciate your support on this matter.


Also, I forgot to post the image I mentioned above.

[TheWielder]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

@Catherine, I said *like* the dead sea scrolls. I was using them as an example. Furthermore, see attached picture- it's a screenshot of Roberta's post. The image I'm speaking of falls under the genre "Hentai," which literally translates to "Perverted," and refers to drawings and animations that show sexual acts or images. In this one, a girl is exposing her breasts and is wearing no pants. I don't know if we have the same Criteria, but go almost anywhere on the internet and that image will be considered pornographic.

@Zech, House fire two years back. Family got out mostly unscathed, 'cept my sister, who had her entire right arm burned. Scars are still there, and she's quite self-conscious about it. Anyhow, all of my work was destroyed, and in the deep web, leads disappear quick. If I were to try and reassemble it now, it would take about a quarter-year's worth of time in front of my computer. As in, the total hours needed would be somewhere within the vicinity of 2000. At this point in time, I just don't have that kind of time. Besides, technology has evolved a good deal, and accessing them in the first place would be much harder. It could be done, but I'd have to learn a LOT more than I know now.

@Glorious, Thanks for the support, mate. Such things seem to be a rarity here, and I'm very grateful for it.

@Benjamin,
--I doubt they were very good at it, then. Furthermore, I understand quite well that the flashy kicks and flips don't work in real life. I don't use those. But like I said before, Martial Arts is a deep intellectual pursuit. At least it is when you're doing it right.
--Let me clarify that statement *again*: I'm saying such feats can theoretically be replicated, NOT that Christ necessarily used Ki to perform them.

Though, if Ki were one's soul, wouldn't it make some degree of Sense that the Son of God would have the "strongest" soul to ever grace the earth? Again, not saying that's the case, merely conjecture.
--Knowing how to fire a gun doesn't make me a murderer, so why would knowing Martial Arts make me a violent person? Like I said, I hope never to have to fight. And ALSO like I said, I have no way of tracking down any of you. Unless you decide to give me your Facebook accounts or something, there's nothing I can do, and even then I probably wouldn't be able to do anything.
--I'm not Claiming that Jesus knew Martial Arts. Martial Arts are only used in the application of Ki as a weapon. That's the only connection.

Let me put it this way- Say you have a bullet. That bullet can be fired by many types of guns. One type of gun would, in this case, represent martial arts. There are still plenty of other guns representing plenty of other methods of firing the bullet. Of course, that's assuming Christ wanted to fire the metaphorical bullet (use Ki) at all, and like I keep restating, I'm not assuming that. Only saying it's Possible, not definite. Also, I'm a He.

@Pastor Ezekiel, that's a Straw Man fallacy in use.

[InHisGloriousName]

Re: Christian Swordsman with a question or twenty

He/She claimed that JESUS practiced martial arts. Where is the sense in that??

Well, In the time Jesus was around, there was quite a bit of violence going on, so Jesus could have had Martial Arts Training to defend himself incase of attack, but thats not the point, Benjamin.