[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

What an idiot.

"Hi, I'm an atheist and was wondering if I would be welcome on God's favourite forum."

Are you some kind of dope? Why don't you go to a nazi forum and tell them you're a hook-nosed yid and were wondering if they had any nickels to spare?

Joo's don't ask, they take!

Herbert.

[Elder Older]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

Well, let's hear it once again from the horses mouth:

I love everyone and forgive everyone

Even Satan and his cathlick minions?
I rest my case.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

What an idiot.

"Hi, I'm an atheist and was wondering if I would be welcome on God's favourite forum."

Are you some kind of dope? Why don't you go to a nazi forum and tell them you're a hook-nosed yid and were wondering if they had any nickels to spare?

No, wait, he's also a not-really-catholic-as-such-but-a-bit-deist-not-theist-I-hate-my-parents kinda guy. He's not as shallow as you make out.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

Hello, I have just registered to this forum, and I seek peace and calm discussing and talking
I am not quite sure who is accepted here and who is not, but I'll tell you, I am an atheist. That doesn't make me bad, I have feeling and I am a loving person and I like helping those in need
I hope I don't get instantly banned only because I'm atheist...
Cheers!

What an idiot.

"Hi, I'm an atheist and was wondering if I would be welcome on God's favourite forum."

Are you some kind of dope? Why don't you go to a nazi forum and tell them you're a hook-nosed yid and were wondering if they had any nickels to spare?

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

Hello, I have just registered to this forum, and I seek peace and calm discussing and talking
I am not quite sure who is accepted here and who is not, but I'll tell you, I am an atheist. That doesn't make me bad, I have feeling and I am a loving person and I like helping those in need
I hope I don't get instantly banned only because I'm atheist...
Cheers!

Your going to hell, I would consider that the biggest ban you could ever have.

Servant Herbert.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

I'll tell you, I am an atheist. That doesn't make me bad

Seriously?? It's already a well known FACT that 75% of America thinks all Atheists are Rapists! Are you trying to tell me rapists aren't bad people, because of you are, you are sick in the head!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

...I hope I don't get instantly banned only because I'm atheist...

...I am Christian, too,...

How about getting a good grounding for your own convictions before you go challenging others, hmm?

...and I believe in everything except one [or two or maybe more let's face it I really don't know what I think or feel about anything frankly] thing! I believe in the evolution and big bang theory! AND THAT IS IT? ONLY 2 FACTS OUT OF 1000000 makes me not allowed to go to Heaven?

Uh, yup.

Joshua 1:18 Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage

.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

Oh damnit I'm not coming here ever again.
Who wants to read following, he may, who not, I don't care.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64512 ----> this people are wrong. Water cycle does exist, what you drink, you urinate, you breathe, you sweat, what you don't urinate, breathe or sweat stays in your body that can hold 40 liters. Water isn't infinite, but it recyles, and water we drink is our own recycled urine.
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Fossils of dinosaurs prove that the earth is much older than 6000 years.
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WE DID NOT BECOME OUT OF MONKEYS (gorillas...). We, and today's monkeys come from a universal parent, from which we separated.
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And for last, WHEN YOU ALL DIE, you will completely dissapear, your thoughts, everyone you loved, your energy will be transfered to other forms. Faiths are for weak people that can't bear with that. SORRY.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

WE DID NOT BECOME OUT OF MONKEYS (gorillas...).
We, and today's monkeys come from a universal parent

At least we agree on one thing. That universal parent is also known as GOD.

from which we separated.

Speak for yourself friend.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

Oh damnit I'm not coming here ever again.
Who wants to read following, he may, who not, I don't care.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64512 ----> this people are wrong. Water cycle does exist, what you drink, you urinate, you breathe, you sweat, what you don't urinate, breathe or sweat stays in your body that can hold 40 liters. Water isn't infinite, but it recyles, and water we drink is our own recycled urine.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Fossils of dinosaurs prove that the earth is much older than 6000 years.
----------------------------------------------------------------
WE DID NOT BECOME OUT OF MONKEYS (gorillas...). We, and today's monkeys come from a universal parent, from which we separated.
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And for last, WHEN YOU ALL DIE, you will completely dissapear, your thoughts, everyone you loved, your energy will be transfered to other forms. Faiths are for weak people that can't bear with that. SORRY.

No moral compass, the atheist. Why else would you want to believe in drinking piss? Combine that with someone who doesn't even know if he's a Catholic or not and the melt down is inevitable.

How can we expect discernment from someone not even prepared to look at the evidence. Jesus wins again.

You'll be back! Jesus has brought you here so you can see Him clearly by reading the Bible and seeing what He actually said instead of what the priest who wanted to bumrape you said.

[GlaciaX]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

Oh damnit I'm not coming here ever again.
Who wants to read following, he may, who not, I don't care.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64512 ----> this people are wrong. Water cycle does exist, what you drink, you urinate, you breathe, you sweat, what you don't urinate, breathe or sweat stays in your body that can hold 40 liters. Water isn't infinite, but it recyles, and water we drink is our own recycled urine.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Fossils of dinosaurs prove that the earth is much older than 6000 years.
----------------------------------------------------------------
WE DID NOT BECOME OUT OF MONKEYS (gorillas...). We, and today's monkeys come from a universal parent, from which we separated.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
And for last, WHEN YOU ALL DIE, you will completely dissapear, your thoughts, everyone you loved, your energy will be transfered to other forms. Faiths are for weak people that can't bear with that. SORRY.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

OOOOOOPS, I'm so sorry, yes we are Christians! I am Christian, too, and I believe in everything except one thing! I believe in the evolution and big bang theory! AND THAT IS IT? ONLY 2 FACTS OUT OF 1000000 makes me not allowed to go to Heaven?

So what's all this Chrism nonsense?

Why pray to Mary?

Find me the bit in the Bible that talks about how Mary was immaculately conceived.

Also, when are you going to stop lying?

Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

Glacier, wouldn't you be a tad insulted if we said we don't believe you exist? If we totally ignored you? Pretended you were never there?

Wouldn't that be CRUEL?

If you close your eyes, turn off TV, music, your computer, everything, you will hear a whimper. It's very faint, yet you will hear it. Try it. Go on.

Hear it?

That's the Baby Jesus crying friend, for totally ignoring His existence.

Please don't be cruel.

[GlaciaX]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

There's your problem.

Catholics are not Christians.

Also

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

Skipping bits of the Bible.

Have you ever actually read a Bible? By Bible we mean the King James Bible.

OOOOOOPS, I'm so sorry, yes we are Christians! I am Christian, too, and I believe in everything except one thing! I believe in the evolution and big bang theory! AND THAT IS IT? ONLY 2 FACTS OUT OF 1000000 makes me not allowed to go to Heaven?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, I'm new here

I am living in a catholic family, and I am baptized.
My whole family is catholic except me. I attend religion class in school, however, and this year I will be attending CHRISM. I do believe in God by means of his existance, but I deny some facts stated in bible (evolution for example). Does that still make me a person that HAS to go to hell? Here, truth is now on the desk.

There's your problem.

Catholics are not Christians.

Also

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

Skipping bits of the Bible.

Have you ever actually read a Bible? By Bible we mean the King James Bible.