[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Asswarp's Intro Thread

I have moved you whiney diatribe into a thread of its own. Now do the decent thing and tell us about yourself. What church were you raised in? What happened that made you want to hate Jesus? Are you a joo?

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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello there

Hypocrite much?

Oh, you think sexual ambiguity is a bad thing Laurence?

And if you can't decide my gender I think it reflects more on yourself to be honest, because of course I in fact stated my gender previously and you guessed it right first time.

Anyway ladies and gents, I do have better things to be doing, as interesting as this was. Enjoy yourselves all, I'm going to go back to listening to my Marilyn Manson, having rampant sex and dressing like a goth!

Hell, I might even just go and get a few more piercings. Always wanted my clit done. ;D

Oh no! Now I am so shocked I can't go on.

Girl, we've heard the rantings of demons as they emerge, beaten and bloody from the anuses of the possessed trolls. Nothing you can do will shock us. I mean, who knew you'd be a deviant!

[Asswarp]

Re: Hello there

Oh yawn and double yawn.

You clearly believe any old tosh you read in books or hear told to you by a trusted elder.

Hypocrite much?

Oh, you think sexual ambiguity is a bad thing Laurence?

And if you can't decide my gender I think it reflects more on yourself to be honest, because of course I in fact stated my gender previously and you guessed it right first time.

Anyway ladies and gents, I do have better things to be doing, as interesting as this was. Enjoy yourselves all, I'm going to go back to listening to my Marilyn Manson, having rampant sex and dressing like a goth!

Hell, I might even just go and get a few more piercings. Always wanted my clit done. ;D

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello there

Eyeballs began as photosensitive receptors of course. ^^

And where did those come from?

Did the oldest, most primitive creatures on this planet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prokaryote) have these receptors? Legs? Arms? A central nervous system? Wavy, golden hair like mine?

Remember your claim: "Evolution only enhances traits already possible, it doesn't create entire new ones".

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello there

Hahaha! First drop in character there love, you directly addressed me as "an intelligent young lady" so I'm afraid you've just lost.

The edit time out is 25 minutes: I could not edit my post.

I think the thing to take from here is the sexual ambiguity you put out.

If I can't decide your sexuality from your demeanour what does that say about you?

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello there

Eyeballs began as photosensitive receptors of course. ^^

Oh yawn and double yawn.

You clearly believe any old tosh you read in books or hear told to you by a trusted elder.

[Asswarp]

Re: Hello there

Eyeballs began as photosensitive receptors of course. ^^

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello there

...Evolution only enhances traits already possible, it doesn't create entire new ones just to make it easier for you!...

Then where did eyeballs come from?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hello there

Leave it to a know-it-all atheist to ruin a good joke.

[Asswarp]

Re: Hello there

Just noticed the bit of your signature there Mary.

Evolution, why moms don't have three arms?

Because we come from the bilateria group of animals which while having a bottom and top are almost always symmetrical. Look at your skeletal structure and how in fact there is not a mammel on the planet with three arms or even four unless a mutation at birth caused by a genetic defect. A little basic biology for you there. Evolution only enhances traits already possible, it doesn't create entire new ones just to make it easier for you!

Part of the way we evolved all the way back from one cell that first consumed another. Where'd you think ribosomes from? How do you think viruses change from year to year and your granny has to keep getting those pesky flu shots? Evolution.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello there

@Mary

I've read the bible darlin', I come from a religious family however I was not indoctrinated. I was allowed to make my choice when I was old enough. In your eyes no doubt I made the wrong one but I find reassurance in what I can see, feel and prove, not in the small comfort to protect me from the void of death.

If you've not read the King James Version, printed first in 1611, then you've read a bastardized rendition of some fallible person's idea of what the Bible ought to say. You say you come from a religious family but clearly not a truly Christian one. You make whatever choices you want, darlin', but you will spend all eternity as the personal toy of Satan if you don't make the only choice necessary. (Romans 10:9)

[Asswarp]

Re: Hello there

I do apologise Arcweld I thought you was a fella.

Maybe that yap you have on you is why you are getting off to a bad start with Jesus?

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee

Maybe you should let your husband do the talking? I'm sure you would find it better to let him do the talking.

All the best.

Hahaha! First drop in character there love, you directly addressed me as "an intelligent young lady" so I'm afraid you've just lost. Sorry doll-face.

Well all, that was fun actually, crack on and have fun with it. It's only fun until there's a crack in the facade. ^^,

I really do wonder how many people read the ToS before they join and understand... I really do.

(And as for my husband, he does plenty of talking of his own, but you wouldn't like that either since he's an athiest too. ^^)

[Asswarp]

Re: Hello there

You will not find any True Christian™ espousing such heresy.

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

If he created evil then he can't be omni-benevolent.
Just a matter of elimination.

Also, you know every translation of the bible is different right? I mean... ever wonder how much the translators of it dictate your beliefs?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello there

I do apologise Arcweld I thought you was a fella.

Maybe that yap you have on you is why you are getting off to a bad start with Jesus?

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee

Maybe you should let your husband do the talking? I'm sure you would find it better to let him do the talking.

All the best.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello there

...you have to accept that god cannot be...omni-benevolent...

You will not find any True Christian(tm) espousing such heresy.

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."