looking for a mentor

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: looking for a mentor

Yes, but what does it want? Why does it want to chat with one of us in secret?

Surely it is better for the other silent unsaved who lurk to see a wretched sinner guided into the loving arms of Jesus who temporarily died for us openly!

I'm not convinced it doesn't want to try to seduce us. We need to know more. For example, it seems to hate queers which is all very right and proper and holy but not if it's not from a love of Jesus and respect for His hatred of the fudge packer.

I think this is more a passive type gayosaurus, the type that acts shy, but when put in a gayusexualsituations he ends up getting poked more than an obama voodoo doll.

As long you keep your distance, I think we'll be safe.

It kind of grunts at you when it tries to communicate. It speaks, but never really makes sense.

Gay for sure, gay wishing to be saved? That's up to it.

Servant Herb.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: looking for a mentor

Well, we like hearing that!

Welcome.

Yes, but what does it want? Why does it want to chat with one of us in secret?

Surely it is better for the other silent unsaved who lurk to see a wretched sinner guided into the loving arms of Jesus who temporarily died for us openly!

I'm not convinced it doesn't want to try to seduce us. We need to know more. For example, it seems to hate queers which is all very right and proper and holy but not if it's not from a love of Jesus and respect for His hatred of the fudge packer.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: looking for a mentor

NEW TO GOD ECT NOT A QUEER

Well, we like hearing that!

Welcome.

[brad36]

Re: looking for a mentor

NEW TO GOD ECT NOT A QUEER

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for a mentor

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Are you one of the Jersey Shore weirdos? Your picture looks like you've applied hair products by the spoonful. Maybe you need to spend less time in vain pursuits and more time in the Word.

As you've been shown, we take the Bible very seriously here. Obviously you are lost, as you've said. Well, friend, we are here to tell you not to worry: Jesus is the answer to your problems. Take a few hours each day and spend it in the Word. You (probably) spend 8 hours a day working to support your Godless lifestyle, so the least you can do is spend 2 or 3 learning how you might invite Jesus into your heart.

As I said, we take the Bible seriously here. We aren't going to do all the hard work for you though: we ask that you read your Bible. We are more than happy to clear up any questions you might have, however. And if you need recommendations on verses to read, we have many members eager to help you in that regard. But please don't think you can come here and try to "trick" us into believing that Jesus wasn't real or that the Bible has any perceived inconsistencies.

You are here as our guest, and we'd ask that you start by introducing yourself a bit better. After all, this is the introduction forum. Jesus may be omniscient, but there are some of us here who aren't

Welcome, friend, and I hope you find your stay here enlightening. Leave behind your sinful lifestyle and come meet my friend Jesus!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: looking for a mentor

Here's a tip to start with:

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: looking for a mentor

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Jesus Christ, my friend. He wrote the definitive guide for the lost here. Read it, learn it, live it.

In Christ

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: looking for a mentor

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This ain't no queer palace of Sodom, pal.

This is for Jesus.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: looking for a mentor

brad here looking for a mentor guider ruler email me here thanks

Stop doing drugs, don't hang around darkie's or messican's and Read what your supposed to post here in the INTRO FORUM!

Servant Herbert.

[brad36]

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