[handmaiden]

Re: New Around Here

I do know that every now and then I like to fellate a nice bass

Now, Sister SUV, you know you gotta catch that ole bass before you can fellate it.


Fishy Yours,

Handmaiden

[SUV]

Re: New Around Here

Now, Sister SUV, you know you gotta catch that ole bass before you can fellate it.


Fishy Yours,

Handmaiden

He is a slippery one! But I give it that old Good Old Christian Try. It's important for girls to know how to do this for "Marriage Skills" so I usually have some around to watch or help.
I even let the Boys try out sometimes; you never know when this sort of thing may prove useful in Life

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: New Around Here

So how do you feel about Fried Baloney Sandwiches with Mayonnaise? It's to DIE for!

add a thick chunk of Velveeta and it'll taste like you've been RAPTURED!!

I thought by now you might find catfish sashimi on local menus. What do your dry cleaners and 7-11 owners eat when they're out on the town?

"Out on the Town" around here is usually a casserole pot luck at the trailer park above-ground pool house, then off to the bowling alley (men only of course, True Christian Ladies stay behind to clean up)


SUV and Roberta - how did you both get you "Most Obedient" badges? I pray to be more obedient every day.

[SUV]

Re: New Around Here

SUV and Roberta - how did you both get you "Most Obedient" badges? I pray to be more obedient every day.

The Pastors seem to just randomly reward mine, perhaps due to remorse to make up for those times when....

Nevermind!

[Noah Sole]

Re: New Around Here

Hey Kitchen Keepin,

You seem to be pretty good around the kitchen from what I've been reading. I've been working all day and am feeling pretty weary and faint. Do you have a recipe for that wonderful 'red pottage' that Jacob used to make?

Genesis 25:29-31
King James Version (KJV)
29And Jacob sod pottage: and Esau came from the field, and he was faint:

30And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called Edom.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

Re: New Around Here

Hey there, Kitchen Creeper! What's with the pornographic profile pic? I'd hate to have to add your profile to the list of sites my parental controls filter out! Especially since that could make it difficult for me to interact with you regarding prayer requests, pie recipes, and whatnot.

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: New Around Here

Hey Kitchen Keepin,

You seem to be pretty good around the kitchen from what I've been reading. I've been working all day and am feeling pretty weary and faint. Do you have a recipe for that wonderful 'red pottage' that Jacob used to make?

Genesis 25:29-31
King James Version (KJV)
29And Jacob sod pottage: and Esau came from the field, and he was faint:

30And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called Edom.

YIC

my Red Pottage comes to you via that wonderful 21st century convenience the CROCK POT


I use the Cuisinart to chop 3 heads of Red Cabbage, 2 cans of beets and let that simmer on low for 7 hrs (peas and carrots optional) Salt and pepper to taste!!

Now I KNOW that Jacob's Red Pottage was a "vegan" version, but Jesus threw OUT all those OT dietary gobbledegook laws, and Paul tells that all unclean food are now made clean Romans 14:14. SOOOO I usually pan fry and toss in what ever Mr. Keeper has brought home that day, be it possum, squirrel, or a healthy chunk of PORK!!

and if you Pottage still isn't red enough for you, why just Wash it in the Blood of the Lamb!!

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: New Around Here

Hey there, Kitchen Creeper! What's with the pornographic profile pic? I'd hate to have to add your profile to the list of sites my parental controls filter out! Especially since that could make it difficult for me to interact with you regarding prayer requests, pie recipes, and whatnot.

Pornographic? oh good Heavens, Faith!! I merely dress the way my husband commands me to. That funny pic is commemorating the LAST AND FINAL time I ever burned anyone's biscuits!! No potholder was handy, so I used my snowy white skirt to try to save the biscuits. You can't actually see my ruffled pink bloomers under there.


Instead of parental controls - use that pic to demonstrate to your Godly daughters that they should always dress pretty when their Christ-like husbands are expected home any minute, always have an oven mitt handy, and most importantly, always always wear your pearls. (Matthew 13: 45-46)

[SUV]

Re: New Around Here

Pornographic? oh good Heavens, Faith!! I merely dress the way my husband commands me to.

I Believe you! After all, look at the way GODLY Sarah Palin dresses in her Kitchen!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: New Around Here

Pornographic? oh good Heavens, Faith!! I merely dress the way my husband commands me to. That funny pic is commemorating the LAST AND FINAL time I ever burned anyone's biscuits!! No potholder was handy, so I used my snowy white skirt to try to save the biscuits. You can't actually see my ruffled pink bloomers under there.


Instead of parental controls - use that pic to demonstrate to your Godly daughters that they should always dress pretty when their Christ-like husbands are expected home any minute, always have an oven mitt handy, and most importantly, always always wear your pearls. (Matthew 13: 45-46)

Ah, sorry for the misunderstanding. Moving forward, if you say or do anything that concerns me, I will have the good sense to bring it up with your husband, rather than confusing you with it.

(I should have really known this in the first place, but living as I do in Northern California, one does tend to get easily confused about gender roles.)