A introdution to the way of being an attention grabbing idiot

[Noah Sole]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

from the FoGsqr-book of 1923 it is qouted



let us praice the real creator of the earth together!
praice the squirrels!

Is that the book written by dyslexics?

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

it is people like you that will suffer ever after death.
the squirrels will accept you for who you are. even if you don't realize it

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: [FoG] A introdution to the way of Sqr relegion

Great...another furry queer.

(Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Squirrel Lover for Satan]

as a member of the Sqr church i stadn by my will that god did not create the universe.
the Squirrels did, with their magical powers, they created the human, to prove that the could create a thing that would be better and smarter than anyother living creature living in the universe.

but how did the universe get created then?
squirrels are like Chuck Norris. they cannot get hurt or die. before the earth was created, the squirrels traveled thru the univers in their spaceship, trying to find the place they wanted to live.
they found the sun and then they decided, this is where the world should be...

Our believes in the Squirrels are not a joke, we are here to prove to you that you have a wrong believe and that the squirrels can forgive you, if you admit that you have believed in the wrong god.

from the FoGsqr-book of 1923 it is qouted

The man or animal who shall start believe in the real creator, shall be forgiven, when him admit an misbelief has occuired.

let us praice the real creator of the earth together!
praice the squirrels!