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  • #76
    Re: most disgusting forum ever

    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
    If Darwins is true please explain genes can gain information from random allele change in girmline cells.

    Tick tock.
    It's called evolution, but no, I can't explain it. I can't, 'cause it's a huge subject, that even the smartest people have trouble understanding. But I believe more in Darwin than some God who just *BAM!* magically create something. That's just silly, in my opinion.
    Does God really exist?

    Ezekiel 25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

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    • #77
      Re: most disgusting forum ever

      Originally posted by cornflakes View Post
      It's called evolution, but no, I can't explain it. I can't, 'cause it's a huge subject, that even the smartest people have trouble understanding. But I believe more in Darwin than some God who just *BAM!* magically create something. That's just silly, in my opinion.
      So you have very little knowledge about the thing you so strongly believe in. Don't tell me that you have not even read On the origin of species.

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      • #78
        Re: most disgusting forum ever

        Do you know what's really funny? That all these so called "Darwinists" have actually never read a single page of one of his books.

        Neither have they ever read the Bible.

        Meh.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #79
          Re: most disgusting forum ever

          Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
          Unsaved simpletons always find "weird" what they don't have a clue about (Acts 2:12-13; 17:20). Rather than siding with a dead monkey-copulator, why not side with Jesus and get eternal life with God? It beats burning forever.

          Pastor Ed
          Nah, no thanks, I like to have some excitement in my life
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          • #80
            Re: most disgusting forum ever

            Originally posted by ChristCrusader69 View Post
            Whether you like the fact or not, he was born in Israel, thus meaning he was Israeli.
            Is that in the same way as Obama is an American because he was born in Kenya?
            I'm not going to argue if he was human or not despite my beliefs because I value yours,
            Yes, you value them so much as to come here and insult God.
            but you must understand what an Israeli is - an Israelite is someone who resides in Israel.
            So, if you went and lived in Israel, you would be an Israeli?
            Hebrew is the ethonym of Israel,
            I am not moved by your $10 words
            Arabic is a language,
            So, you are now saying that you become an Arab by speaking Arabic?
            Hebrew is an ethical culture.
            Ethical? Ethical? I see nothing ethical about killing Jesus!
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            • #81
              Originally posted by cornflakes View Post
              It's called evolution, but no, I can't explain it. I can't, 'cause it's a huge subject, that even the smartest people have trouble understanding. But I believe more in Darwin than some God who just *BAM!* magically create something. That's just silly, in my opinion.
              Then all you have is an argument from ignorance!

              Stop trying to think about things and read the Bible (KJV161). It has all the answers you will need so you won't ever have to tax your brain again.

              I spent several years doing research in the field of evolutionary psychology and the information barrier proposed in Shannon's seminal work has baffled evolutionist for decades. It was that very paradox that got me reading the Bible and openned my eyes in the first place.

              Don't just parot what you have been told by people with a vested interest in keeping God out of the class room.

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              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #82
                Re: most disgusting forum ever

                you need to go to some mental hospital and get yourself checked out
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • #83
                  Re: most disgusting forum ever

                  Seeing as I used to manage a ward on one I think I'm in a far better position to make that judgement than the front runner in the 'lamest troll 2012' sweep stake.

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                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #84
                    Re: most disgusting forum ever

                    Originally posted by ChristCrusader69 View Post
                    The Bible does have some excellent points, also has some flawed ones - just as every book does.
                    What??? Show me one place in the Bible where God says the Bible is not 100% true?
                    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                    • #85
                      Re: most disgusting forum ever

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      What is your evidence for Jesus? Ours is the Bible. I wasn't aware of any other consistent and credible non-hearsay evidence. On what, other than your own imagination and what feels right, are you basing your conclusions?
                      Oh, you know - Chinese, Roman and Indian documents and lecterns. You know, writings that have just as much purported evidence as the writings that were used to compile the Bible (which were passed on orally for several hundred years, I might add).

                      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                      So you have very little knowledge about the thing you so strongly believe in. Don't tell me that you have not even read On the origin of species.
                      Because the origin of species explained all of evolution. Darwin's research was a gateway, nothing more. Just like Watson and Crick found the shape and structure of DNA, nobody gives them credit for the manufacturing of the human genome though.


                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Is that in the same way as Obama is an American because he was born in Kenya?
                      Yes, you value them so much as to come here and insult God.
                      So, if you went and lived in Israel, you would be an Israeli?
                      I am not moved by your $10 words
                      So, you are now saying that you become an Arab by speaking Arabic? Ethical? Ethical? I see nothing ethical about killing Jesus!
                      This was such a terrible comment that in my discombobulation I was incapable of coming up with a reply to answer such ignorance.


                      Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                      I spent several years doing research in the field of evolutionary psychology and the information barrier proposed in Shannon's seminal work has baffled evolutionist for decades. It was that very paradox that got me reading the Bible and openned my eyes in the first place.
                      Do you even know who Claude E. Shannon was? His work had nothing to do with biology, or evolution for that matter. He was in communications...

                      Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                      What??? Show me one place in the Bible where God says the Bible is not 100% true?
                      I'd say the oral transition for hundreds of years sits on its own accord. I've never even managed to flawlessly complete a game of Telephone in a classroom setting, much less likely to accomplish it over millions of people over miles of land in hundreds of years.

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                      • #86
                        Re: most disgusting forum ever

                        Originally posted by ChristCrusader69 View Post
                        Oh, you know - Chinese, Roman and Indian documents and lecterns.
                        Citations needed.

                        I'd say the oral transition for hundreds of years sits on its own accord. I've never even managed to flawlessly complete a game of Telephone in a classroom setting, much less likely to accomplish it over millions of people over miles of land in hundreds of years.
                        So you don't think that God Almighty has the capability to preserve His revealed word? That wouldn't be much of a God, dear friend.
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                        • #87
                          Re: most disgusting forum ever

                          Originally posted by cornflakes View Post
                          It's called evolution, but no, I can't explain it. I can't, 'cause it's a huge subject, that even the smartest people have trouble understanding. But I believe more in Darwin than some God who just *BAM!* magically create something. That's just silly, in my opinion.
                          It's a really simple idea.

                          The reason you are backtracking is because you held up an idol to refute our beliefs that you don't even yourself understand and now you are flapping about like everyone who has ever asserted something and then been called out on their bluff.

                          Never assume we know less of science than you do.

                          It's really simple - if it contradicts the Bible it has to be wrong.
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                          • #88
                            Re: most disgusting forum ever

                            Originally posted by ChristCrusader69 View Post
                            You know, writings that have just as much purported evidence as the writings that were used to compile the Bible (which were passed on orally for several hundred years, I might add).
                            Facts:
                            Jesus temporarily died for us in the year 33.
                            The first Gospel (Mark) was written between 65 and 70.

                            I make that just over 30 years not 'several hundred'. I remember good old Ronald Reagan as President and that was 30 years ago, I can remember what he said, what he did and what he looked like. If I chose to write down these memories they would be accurate. How can you call the Bible inaccurate then? Are you a retard?

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                            • #89
                              Re: most disgusting forum ever

                              Originally posted by ChristCrusader69 View Post
                              Oh, you know - Chinese, Roman and Indian documents and lecterns. You know, writings that have just as much purported evidence as the writings that were used to compile the Bible (which were passed on orally for several hundred years, I might add).
                              That's your evidence for your idea of Jesus that trumps ours?

                              Piss poor.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • #90
                                Re: most disgusting forum ever

                                I will repeat this again. If you think Landover is not accurately teaching the complete Bible, show us were we are wrong. If you want to spew off your own stupid opinion you can just shut up because you will be banned and you posts deleted.

                                If you are some prissy emo 'tard with the mind of a 14 year who is all upset about the joking around consider this; kings have jesters in the courts for a reason. It wasn't because they were an amusing distraction.

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