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  • #16
    Re: Hello!

    Leah, you made no mention of your wedding day. You are engaged, right? You are not a fish breathed rug muncher are you?
    Landover would like to be part of your wedding.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Leah, you made no mention of your wedding day. You are engaged, right? You are not a fish breathed rug muncher are you?
      Landover would like to be part of your wedding.
      My father is currently arranging a marriage for me. I do not know when my wedding will occur currently.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
        My father is currently arranging a marriage for me. I do not know when my wedding will occur currently.
        I have a few sons of marrying age. Perhaps I'll swing by and talk with your dad. My sons all have the requisite fifty shekels. They are all hard workers and are pillars of the Church.
        What kind of pie do you serve? Thick and firm or all drippy and gooey?
        Do you have your own cleaning supplies?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #19
          Re: My Name is Leah and Jesus Just Touched Me.

          This is probably really obvious and I'm sure the men who've already said "hi" to you are going to laugh at me, but I'm really confused.

          Are you a talking dog? Only, your picture...

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          • #20
            Re: My Name is Leah and Jesus Just Touched Me.

            Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
            This is probably really obvious and I'm sure the men who've already said "hi" to you are going to laugh at me, but I'm really confused.

            Are you a talking dog? Only, your picture...
            That's my dog. He's a 1 year old maltese.

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            • #21
              Re: My Name is Leah and Jesus Just Touched Me.

              Originally posted by Leah Rebecca View Post
              That's my dog. He's a 1 year old maltese.
              Funny. He doesn't look like a falcon.

              Anyway, Leah, where did Jesus touch you?

              I remember the first time Jesus touched me like it was yesterday. I was just a young boy, and my parents hadn't yet been Saved. They thought nothing of it when a Catholic neighbor asked me if I'd like to go to his "church" and see what it was like.

              The Head Papist, Father McFeely or something, was giving me a tour after the service, showing me the confessionals, when suddenly I felt Jesus touch me!

              He whispered in my ear, "This is a house of sin. I will cast all these people into Hell for their idolatry. And tell that man in the dress to take his hand off your behind, he's trying to give you a disease!"

              Well let me tell you, I lit into that perverted pedophilic Papist like Rush Limbaugh into a law student who admits to being a birth-control-using harlot! And I've been on fire for the Lord ever since.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #22
                Re: My Name is Leah and Jesus Just Touched Me.

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Funny. He doesn't look like a falcon.

                Anyway, Leah, where did Jesus touch you?

                I remember the first time Jesus touched me like it was yesterday. I was just a young boy, and my parents hadn't yet been Saved. They thought nothing of it when a Catholic neighbor asked me if I'd like to go to his "church" and see what it was like.

                The Head Papist, Father McFeely or something, was giving me a tour after the service, showing me the confessionals, when suddenly I felt Jesus touch me!

                He whispered in my ear, "This is a house of sin. I will cast all these people into Hell for their idolatry. And tell that man in the dress to take his hand off your behind, he's trying to give you a disease!"

                Well let me tell you, I lit into that perverted pedophilic Papist like Rush Limbaugh into a law student who admits to being a birth-control-using harlot! And I've been on fire for the Lord ever since.
                While my grandmother was dealing with her final punishment from God (she had lung cancer), the Lord was working on my heart, and I felt drawn to read Scripture, something I hadn't done in years. About a week after her death, I came across Psalm 116:9- "I will walk before the LORD in the land of the living.". When I read that, the voice of the Lord told me "It is not too late. Your grandmother may be condemned, but you can still serve Me." That hit me like nothing in the world, and literally caused me to fall to my knees and repent of my sins. Ever since then, I work to learn about God and serve Him and Him only.

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                • #23
                  Re: My Name is Leah and Jesus Just Touched Me.

                  For reasons that I am unsure of, my father has decided to move us out of Virginia.
                  Then, he was telling me I can't get married... something about me being accursed. I have no clue... Sadly, I can do nothing.

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                  • #24
                    Re: My Name is Leah and Jesus Just Touched Me.

                    I was lucky that my Grandma And Grandpa were faithful to the KJB and eventually led me to True Christianity. Im glad they taught me despite my atheistic up bringing with my parents- it was because of my parents who will burn in hell for being dissenters that I did not find God sooner.
                    It is unfortunate but God cannot save non sinners. And sinners do not deserve our love. That is the true message.

                    God Bless (unless your a sinner)
                    GW

                    John 9:25
                    He answered, and said, Whether he be a sinner or no, I know not: One thing I know, that whereas I was blind, now I see.

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