[Troll Demon / Sucks garbage men]

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Well yeah, if by "excited" you meaning puking all over everything and farting constantly and whining about how her stomach hurts all the time, then yes she's SUPER excited!

Well that is what happens during pregnancy but congrats! How old is she? Is this your first child?

[Faith_Machine]

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Well why don't you build her a natal hut? Like a menstrual hut, but maybe a little bigger, and with provisions to last her for the full nine months of uncleanness?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh my goodness, did I miss the official announcement?

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

Mrs. Portway must be SO excited!

Well yeah, if by "excited" you meaning puking all over everything and farting constantly and whining about how her stomach hurts all the time, then yes she's SUPER excited!

[Faith_Machine]

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My wife is pregnant as we speak...

Oh my goodness, did I miss the official announcement?

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

Mrs. Portway must be SO excited!

[Brinlynn]

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he just likes babies, who doesn't, they're adorable. plus he's a dad, and a good one at that. so of course he likes kids, just not in a pedophelic way.
and he is my hero so if you have a problem with it, too bad.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.

My condolences.

i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.

My condolences.

i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.

My condolences.

i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.

My condolences.

my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."

My condolences.

and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3

My God you sound wetter than an otters pocket.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Gerard's a big suck, he loves babies.

Great. So Gerard Way is a pedophilic pervert and an atheist baby-eater.

That's some hero ya got there.

[Brinlynn]

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So, you base your life choices on a crappy British Sci-fi show instead of the Bible? Dear God, the Emo music has rotted your brain girl. OK, let's say, just for giggles, that Dr. Who, that horrible MRC singer person, Jesus, and a Baptist Pastor convinced you that the only way to save the world was to stomp an evil Hell-spawn baby to death, are you telling me you'd refuse?

doctor who is the best show on TV! asides from Arthur. i've been watching for as long as i can remember (my dad has the old series on tape).
ok well, it's not "Dr. Who" it's "The Doctor" and even then, i wouldnt, because the Doctor and Gerard would never say that because the Doctor would try to re-write time so that the baby turns out good. and Gerard's a big suck, he loves babies. Have you seen his daughter?? omg she's the most adorable thing ever!!!!!! shes so lucky i mean her parents are AMAZING!!! Gerard and Lyn-z Way=most amazing couple ever!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So this great argument from authority "I live on an dairy farm therefore I know milk is all kind and fluffy farming" is actually worth little more than its weight in horseshit!

Go and ask your dad how the cows come to be lactating in the first place then ask him what happens to all the calves, especially the boy ones.

Brother, your question reminds me of this song from an album of children's fables in my congregation's library. The album is called "Shockheaded Peter", and this group took the original stories from a German children's book first published in 1845.

This particular tune is strongly recommended for children who refuse to quit sucking their thumbs. However, it may be a bit disturbing for the workplace . . . (if you work with liberals)

[Redeemed Papist]

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ok look, if you want to argue about dairy cows, talk to my dad, he knows everything there is to know about it. i dont take much of an interest in it.

So this great argument from authority "I live on an dairy farm therefore I know milk is all kind and fluffy farming" is actually worth little more than its weight in horseshit!

Go and ask your dad how the cows come to be lactating in the first place then ask him what happens to all the calves, especially the boy ones.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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ok look, if you want to argue about dairy cows, talk to my dad, he knows everything there is to know about it. i dont take much of an interest in it.

You brought it up in the context of how "natural" everything you do is.

Now you admit your complete ignorance of it and your intent not to learn. Why? Because you don't like what you are learning.

In school, when your teacher tries to teach you facts you don't like, do you plug your ears and yell "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALA!"

and my great grandma made it for me, how could i have refused it?

So if your great grandma roasted the neighbor's newborn baby for you, you'd eat that, too?

You're amazingly spineless and unprincipled. This is what happens when you have no moral compass.

and im telling you now, if gerard way, my hero, the man i admire most told me to kill a baby, i wouldnt. it's a baby. innocent until proven guilty.

And if he made you a hamburger?

so you'll just mindlessly do what some mysterious force says. how you know for sure it's god and not the other guy?

We read the Bible. Anything inconsistent with the Bible is, by definition, falsehood.

and no i wouldnt because i have a heart. plus wouldnt that be a paradox, if i'm shown all the bad things the baby is going to do, but then i kill it, then technically that reality would cease to exist and i would not know what the baby was going to do, all i would know is that i killed it and would have to live with the guilt for the rest of my life.
i've been watching doctor who my whole life. i know how that all works.

So if you could go back in time and kill Adolf Hitler before he led the massacre of thousands of "innocent" Christ-killing Jews, you wouldn't?

So what do you do with all the calves?

Good question, Brother!

The word "veal" comes to mind.

[Redeemed Papist]

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they're bred all natural, the milk is natural, everything. we mostly sell the milk at farmers markets. when the cows are old, we put them in a separate pasture and basically they get pampered and when they die, we have to either bury them or cremate them. we only have about 20 cows and we have 3 that are used for breeding.
and i dont like the production, or the taste of meat. the only meat i've ever had that i liked was in Newfoundland, they gave me fresh caught salmon and since i was a guest there i felt it was only polite to eat it and that was actually good. asides from that, ew.

and the MCRmy is NOT a terrorist organization, it's quite the opposite actually. go look it up, see what we're all about. www.imnotokay.net is a pretty good site.

So what do you do with all the calves?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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so you'll just mindlessly do what some mysterious force says. how you know for sure it's god and not the other guy? and if you're hearing voices, i worry for you're mental well being.
and no i wouldnt because i have a heart. plus wouldnt that be a paradox, if i'm shown all the bad things the baby is going to do, but then i kill it, then technically that reality would cease to exist and i would not know what the baby was going to do, all i would know is that i killed it and would have to live with the guilt for the rest of my life.
i've been watching doctor who my whole life. i know how that all works.

It's not a matter of hearing voices, son. It's a matter of reading the Bible and doing what it says. The Bible commands us to slaughter many people and kinds of people, Amalekites for example. Hopefully, there are none left by this point. But if a True Christian™ ever comes across an Amalekite, he or she should lobby Congress to have him or her executed.

See 1 Samuel 15:3 for proof of God's commandment to kill the Amalekites.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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i have to agree they do. i don't hate anyone or anything, honestly, hate just causes problems. and as Master Yoda said "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering." plus when you think about it, hating something really isn't going to change anything. it's just going to cause problems.
and i like having all the books around. we have SO many books. we have everything from the Bible, to Harry Potter (the most read books thanks to me), to these huge think history books. oh and then i have an ereader with nearly 300 more books on it. it's pretty awesome. i would NEVER burn a book. it just seems so wrong to me. i mean it's someone's life's work and it's a book. especially if it's something that someone really believes in.
as you can see, i love reading, i just wish i had more time for it.

Then there is no way you can obey Acts 19:19 which teaches us to burn books of pagan origin...

"Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver."

So since you positively refuse to honor the Lord Jesus Christ in obedience, you might ought to consider leaving and being about Satan's business elsewhere with the rest of the fat, pimply-faced, pale-skinned, tongue-ring-wearing, anti-social troglodytes who love to keep Marilyn Manson posters up on their walls and their windows painted over.

Not pleased,

Pastor Ed

[shy Rita]

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So you'll just mindlessly do what some mysterious force says? How you know for sure it's God and not the other guy? If you're hearing voices, I worry for your mental well being.
No I wouldn't because I have a heart. plus wouldn't that be a paradox, if I'm shown all the bad things the baby is going to do, but then I kill it, then technically that reality would cease to exist and I would not know what the baby was going to do, all I would know is that I killed it and would have to live with the guilt for the rest of my life.
I've been watching doctor Who my whole life. I know how that all works.

I had to fix that. Write properly. Read the KJV Bible every day, if nothing else it might knock some sense into you. If not, at least it'll improve your English- I hope.