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  • #76
    Re: hello!

    Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
    ok look, if you want to argue about dairy cows, talk to my dad, he knows everything there is to know about it. i dont take much of an interest in it.
    So this great argument from authority "I live on an dairy farm therefore I know milk is all kind and fluffy farming" is actually worth little more than its weight in horseshit!

    Go and ask your dad how the cows come to be lactating in the first place then ask him what happens to all the calves, especially the boy ones.
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    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #77
      Re: hello!

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      So this great argument from authority "I live on an dairy farm therefore I know milk is all kind and fluffy farming" is actually worth little more than its weight in horseshit!

      Go and ask your dad how the cows come to be lactating in the first place then ask him what happens to all the calves, especially the boy ones.
      Brother, your question reminds me of this song from an album of children's fables in my congregation's library. The album is called "Shockheaded Peter", and this group took the original stories from a German children's book first published in 1845.

      This particular tune is strongly recommended for children who refuse to quit sucking their thumbs. However, it may be a bit disturbing for the workplace . . . (if you work with liberals)

      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #78
        Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post


        So, you base your life choices on a crappy British Sci-fi show instead of the Bible? Dear God, the Emo music has rotted your brain girl. OK, let's say, just for giggles, that Dr. Who, that horrible MRC singer person, Jesus, and a Baptist Pastor convinced you that the only way to save the world was to stomp an evil Hell-spawn baby to death, are you telling me you'd refuse?
        doctor who is the best show on TV! asides from Arthur. i've been watching for as long as i can remember (my dad has the old series on tape).
        ok well, it's not "Dr. Who" it's "The Doctor" and even then, i wouldnt, because the Doctor and Gerard would never say that because the Doctor would try to re-write time so that the baby turns out good. and Gerard's a big suck, he loves babies. Have you seen his daughter?? omg she's the most adorable thing ever!!!!!! shes so lucky i mean her parents are AMAZING!!! Gerard and Lyn-z Way=most amazing couple ever!
        Exodus 22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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        • #79
          Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

          Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
          Gerard's a big suck, he loves babies.
          Great. So Gerard Way is a pedophilic pervert and an atheist baby-eater.

          That's some hero ya got there.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #80
            Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
            my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
            My condolences.
            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
            i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
            My condolences.
            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
            i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
            My condolences.
            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
            i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
            My condolences.
            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
            my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
            My condolences.
            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
            and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
            My God you sound wetter than an otters pocket.

            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • #81
              Re: hello!

              he just likes babies, who doesn't, they're adorable. plus he's a dad, and a good one at that. so of course he likes kids, just not in a pedophelic way.
              and he is my hero so if you have a problem with it, too bad.
              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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              • #82
                Re: hello!

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                My wife is pregnant as we speak...
                Oh my goodness, did I miss the official announcement?

                I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

                Mrs. Portway must be SO excited!

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                • #83
                  Re: hello!

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Oh my goodness, did I miss the official announcement?

                  I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

                  Mrs. Portway must be SO excited!

                  Well yeah, if by "excited" you meaning puking all over everything and farting constantly and whining about how her stomach hurts all the time, then yes she's SUPER excited!
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                  • #84
                    Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

                    Well why don't you build her a natal hut? Like a menstrual hut, but maybe a little bigger, and with provisions to last her for the full nine months of uncleanness?
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                    • #85
                      Re: hello!

                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      Well yeah, if by "excited" you meaning puking all over everything and farting constantly and whining about how her stomach hurts all the time, then yes she's SUPER excited!
                      Well that is what happens during pregnancy but congrats! How old is she? Is this your first child?

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                      • #86
                        Re: hello!

                        Originally posted by Killjoys View Post
                        How old is she?
                        Mind your own business!

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                        • #87
                          Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          Well why don't you build her a natal hut? Like a menstrual hut, but maybe a little bigger, and with provisions to last her for the full nine months of uncleanness?
                          Well, now, that's just the cleverest idea! That way she can stop messing up dear Cpt. Portway's house and she can practice her nesting instincts.
                          Win win!

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                          • #88
                            Re: hello!

                            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
                            and he is my hero so if you have a problem with it, too bad.
                            God has a problem with it. Jesus should be your hero, not some lame singer with a lousy voice and bad hair.

                            Enjoy Hell.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #89
                              Re: hello!

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              God has a problem with it. Jesus should be your hero, not some lame singer with a lousy voice and bad hair.

                              Enjoy Hell.
                              Gerard the most amazing voice ever and the most awesome hair i have ever seen, but i'm sorry gee, but it's got nothing on ray toro's fro. now THAT is some beautiful hair. and i will admire whoever has done so much for me that whenever i heard their first name, i do a little jumo for joy inside because to me, MCR means hope. it means that no matter how bad things may get, they get better, it means that you shouldnt have to be what other people want you to be. and most of all it means dont take what the media shoves down you're throat. go against what's "in" because it's only going to bring you down further.
                              Gerard is number one of my top 3 favourite singers, my other two are Amy Lee from Evanescence, and Alfie Boe, he played Jean Valjean in the Les Misreables 25th anniversery, omg, he's the most amazing tenor ever. i love les mis, i've grown up with it. so if you think i only listen to "emo" music. wow are way off. i listen to opera, classical, folk (Mumford and Sons for the win!), i actually just saw the symphony last week! they were doing Gustav Holsts's The Planets. it was AWESOME!
                              Exodus 22:18
                              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                              • #90
                                Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

                                Woman, what in the world are you jabbering about?

                                I know it's not Jesus.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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