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  • Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

    Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
    Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told.
    Religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right.
    Oh boy, your philosophy is derived from a slogan on an idiotic graphic that keeps getting re-shared by retards on Facebook.



    Our philosophy, on the other hand, is taken directly from the painstakingly translated and researched King James Bible, a document whose majesty is unequaled in all of human endeavor.

    Tell us, dear, what other stupid things will you be re-sharing from Facebook? Can we look forward to some Trayvon Martin material? Or perhaps an adorable cat video?
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    • Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

      Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
      i give up. talking to you people is like talking to a wall.
      just know that you can try to change me all you want, but to quote my chemical romance, thank you for the venom here, "you're running after something that you'll never kill."
      the more i read your posts, the more i'm liking Catholics, atleast they're nice.
      We're not trying to change you. You came here, disapproved of us sharing fellowship in God's word and glorying in the wondrous literal truth of the Bible and set about ranting at us that we are wrong. What you didn't like was when we stood firm in the corner you backed us into and fought back with God's conditional love.

      Perhaps there's a lesson in this for you in how you're doing it wrong when it comes to talking to people of faith.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Catholics are exceedingly nice. They're nice to your face while they guilt you for more money to pay off millions of dollars worth of legal fees for having been found out to systematically cover up centuries of child rape without the least concern for the welfare of their victims. They take your money, leading you to think you'll be spending less time in purgatory by being so generous. Just think of all the good you could do with your money and time if you ignored the catholics for the rest of your life.
        Amen, Sister!

        Why, if Brinlynn can't bring herself to donate to a True Christian(tm) church, like Second Baptist (or Landover), I'd rather see her give money to Goodwill, or the Red Cross, or her local food pantry, than to the Catholic Cult!

        Especially a young lady who claims to 'think for herself', wanting to give money to the Pope, who wants to decide for her whether she can get birth control pills! Yeah, that's thinking for herself.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          Oh, this is rich. I should believe some random white-trash poster with a porn-star name who tells me to use my own brain, when God Himself tells me not to!
          porn star name?? Brinlynn, Brin is Gaelic for defender, and Lynn is Gaelic for Lake or Water. my parents named me that and i like it because it's different.
          and he gave it to you for a reason.
          Exodus 22:18
          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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          • Re: hello!

            Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
            have you ever been to England? you can buy it at any grocery or drug store...
            drug store?
            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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            • Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

              Hi there. Fun post, isn't it?

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              • Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

                Originally posted by jon.doyle View Post
                Hi there. Fun post, isn't it?
                How is spitting in Jesus crying face as He hangs on the cross for our sins "fun" friend?

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Re: hello! I'm a Vegetarian, Emo Hippy that just won't listen!

                  Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
                  my name is Brinlynn, i live in England.
                  i like harry potter, doctor who, and lord of the rings.
                  i'm realy into music, my favourite bands are My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, and Rise Against.
                  i also play piano, guitar, flute and saxophone.
                  my favourite quote is "One day, your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching."
                  and that one is from my hero, Gerard Way <3
                  You like Harry Potter and a doctor who...did what? Oh, you mean Doctor Who. You're just too retarded to express that correctly.

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                  • Re: hello!

                    Originally posted by Brinlynn View Post
                    they are amazing, i love her voice, it's so pretty i saw them live once, omg most amazing thing ever! they sound better live then on the record.
                    and for those of you who don't know, Evanescence is a band
                    i'm not an aetheist, i'm agnostic.
                    and i'm a little OCD about my teeth, i brush them like 5 times a day, and they're really straight. don't you american's feed you're babies mountain due instead of milk? just a rumour i heard.
                    Welcome Brinlynn, I myself am an agnostic deist. Personally however, I don't mind agnostics and atheists, and I vastly prefer conversing with them than with idiotic fundamentalist christians. Darn, I wish I could have that "foul sinner on moderation" listing.
                    i iz a retard.

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                    • Re: hello!

                      Originally posted by liar mcguillicuddy View Post
                      Welcome Brinlynn, I myself am an agnostic deist. Personally however, I don't mind agnostics and atheists, and I vastly prefer conversing with them than with idiotic fundamentalist christians. Darn, I wish I could have that "foul sinner on moderation" listing.
                      Request granted.
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                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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