[SovietJew]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

There may be hope for you yet!

Yes, without God, there could be no Tea Party.

Without God, we'd be a bunch of mindless Demoncrat drones, voting to tax, tax, tax until we are all equal in poverty and degradation.

Without God we would not exist lol

[Roberta]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

I think if we read the works of Rene Decartes we would know there must be a creator, one to give us things such as thought.

But that's just my two cents.

He was a fookin french burd turglar! Spend your centimes on Castro Street!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

I think if we read the works of Rene Decartes we would know there must be a creator, one to give us things such as thought.

But that's just my two cents.

There may be hope for you yet!

Yes, without God, there could be no Tea Party.

Without God, we'd be a bunch of mindless Demoncrat drones, voting to tax, tax, tax until we are all equal in poverty and degradation.

[SovietJew]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

I think if we read the works of Rene Decartes we would know there must be a creator, one to give us things such as thought.

But that's just my two cents.

[Roberta]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

Wait, wait!

You asked for evidence I gave you evidence. Don't move on the another point before this one is settled.

And for reference the vermiform appendix has an immuno active purpose and stores some bacterior to aid digestion of cellulose.

Your turn.

ThinksDesign

Every once in a while God makes a mistake, Stinky.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

wow I thought you people were meant to be able to turn the other cheek and ignore shit like that. Maybe your just as messed up as the rest of the human race, you can't even follow your own teaching, I'm the one who is sorry for you, you live an empty life because everything fun is a sin, and then you die, and don't go to heaven, I've been on a plane, there is nothing in the sky but clouds.

Friend, I have been nothing but kind, understanding and forgiving of your trespasses.
I answered your questions with irrefutable proof. But I'll answer one more of your questions. As you flew in the plane (I'll assume you have to fly commercial) you were in the clouds. Above the clouds is the upper firmament. Think of it what is above the Dallas SkyDome(c). God resides there in Heaven.
I am also sure you have never seen the ends of the Earth too, nor have you seen a lot of wonders, like a Chinese factory. But we all know they are there. Just like you. I have never seen, heard or have an actual evidence of your existence yet I know you are there.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

wow I thought you people were meant to be able to turn the other cheek and ignore shit like that...

Do you even know what "turning the other cheek" meant back then? Hint: It's not what Pastor Feelgood told you.

... Maybe your just as messed up as the rest of the human race, you can't even follow your own teaching,...

Let's see, you probably believe in freedom of religion, am I right?

Oh, except when they say something you don't like...

... I'm the one who is sorry for you, you live an empty life because everything fun is a sin, and then you die, and don't go to heaven,...

Prove it, or STFU.

... I've been on a plane, there is nothing in the sky but clouds.

You didn't see God, therefore He doesn't exist. Logic fail.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

wow I thought you people were meant to be able to turn the other cheek and ignore shit like that. Maybe your just as messed up as the rest of the human race, you can't even follow your own teaching, I'm the one who is sorry for you, you live an empty life because everything fun is a sin, and then you die, and don't go to heaven, I've been on a plane, there is nothing in the sky but clouds.

Look, you came in here being a rude little shit and then you asked US why WE were being hostile. Um, DUH!

Let me nutshell this for you dimwit. We're God's chosen people, we're True Christians(tm). We're going to Heaven when Jesus kills us, you're going to Hell. I don't care if you believe in God, I just don't.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

wow I thought you people were meant to be able to turn the other cheek

Too bad you have no idea what that means.

I'll even quote Wikipedia, the atheist's favorite source of knowledge:

A literal interpretation of the passages, in which the command refers specifically to a manual strike against the side of a person's face, can be supported by reference to historical and other factors.[2] At the time of Jesus, striking someone deemed to be of a lower class with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance.[3] If the persecuted person "turned the other cheek," the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed.[4] The other alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect demanding equality.

Thus, turning the other cheek is similar in effect to this gesture which, surprisingly enough, was common even in Jesus' time!

[bible_is_fiction]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

Why should we be nice to you? You called us scum in your first post!

wow I thought you people were meant to be able to turn the other cheek and ignore shit like that. Maybe your just as messed up as the rest of the human race, you can't even follow your own teaching, I'm the one who is sorry for you, you live an empty life because everything fun is a sin, and then you die, and don't go to heaven, I've been on a plane, there is nothing in the sky but clouds.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

I never said I hate him. You all seem to become quite hostile when asked for proof of your god. Why the hostility, why not just give infallible evidence that he is real, every bit of proof you lot have given me can be debunked

Friend, all the proof you need is all around you. Whe you have an accident, you ruin things. Accordingly, the Earth and all the living things cannot be accidental or we'd all have hands sticking out our heads.

I am glad you admit you do not Hate God. That is a step in the right direction.

Why do you think the Bible is fiction? Have you ever noticed, the Bible is not in the 'Fiction' secton of the library?

There is hope for you, I will pray.

[Thinks Design]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

What about the appendix, if god created me, why leave the appendix in, if its just going to bust and kill me? Was he drunk that day?

Wait, wait!

You asked for evidence I gave you evidence. Don't move on the another point before this one is settled.

And for reference the vermiform appendix has an immuno active purpose and stores some bacterior to aid digestion of cellulose.

Your turn.

ThinksDesign

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

Hi there christian scum. If you can show me 3 pieces of evidence that your lord and savior really exists, then I will repent and surrender to Jesus. Now it has got to be hard evidence, faith is not proof. Just because you believe doesn't mean its real.

Just a friendly reminder to an unfriendly atheist that this is an INTRODUCTION FORUM. Tell us about yourself and avoid the urge to fight Satan's war for him.

But while we're waiting for you to tell us more, I will give you not three, but ten pieces of evidence you ask for (I could give you no less than 1,210,500,000, but my time is limited)...

1) The smile of a child.

2) A flower and birds tweeting on a sunny day.

3) The fact that laws exist. If God did not exist, people would go around killing one another and anally raping the corpses without consequences and life would fall into chaos and cease to be. But there are laws to prevent people from sodomizing and killing one another and sticking leaves in each other's burnt orifices because life continues, obviously. Therefore, God exists.

4) Something cannot come from nothing. And yet we exist. Therefore, God exists. Amen!

5) God made the riverbeds just big enough for the rivers.

6) Every foot measures exactly 12 inches. If God did not exist, 2 x 2 would be more than 4 because everything would be chaos.

7) If God did not exist, evolution would be true and there would be Crocaducks. But there are none. Therefore, God exists.

8) Every watch has a watchmaker. The world and our bodies are much more complex than clocks, and so much have an even more complex designer. That designer is God.

9) All things in the universe agree as one and have a relationship sustainably interworking with each other, otherwise they would not exist. God is one. Therefore, God had to have made the universe to work together, and therefore, exists.

10) The Bible. It changes lives, but sinners hearing cold, lifeless lectures are not changed by the things men say. Therefore, the Bible must be from God - the opposite of man - which demands God's existence, obviously.

The existence of God is so easily proven!

Pastor Ed

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

I never said I hate him. You all seem to become quite hostile when asked for proof of your god. Why the hostility, why not just give infallible evidence that he is real, every bit of proof you lot have given me can be debunked

Why the hostility? Your greeting to us was "Hi there Christian scum."

Why don't you go to your Mommy's church and introduce yourself in the same manner, and see what response you get?

Oh, right. Because you're a pathetic little coward hiding in your Mommy's basement, secure in your mistaken belief that nobody at this end can trace your IP address, see your email address, or figure out who you are.

The Department of Faith knows, little boy. So get over your little attitude.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hi, Prove to me god is real and I'll repent

Hi there christian scum. If you can show me 3 pieces of evidence that your lord and savior really exists, then I will repent and surrender to Jesus. Now it has got to be hard evidence, faith is not proof. Just because you believe doesn't mean its real.

Read my signature, I have a few. I really can't be bothered to spoon feed them to you since I am not your mother.

You really a rather stupid, irrelevant question since as Christians we are primary concerned about Christ's teaching on how to live our lives. Your' entire argument is clearly leading to if God doesn't exist then you can stop behaving like a moral person.