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Re: Hello to All from a magic-undie-wearing cultist.
Well, one of you jehovo witnesses came a knockin on my trailer door again, so i started brandishin daddy's (RIP) blunderbuss what i keep loaded with gunpowder and used kitty litter? well, he dropped his pamphlets and started a runnin! not fast enuff though! so i fired a warnin shot directly into his buttcheeks? HOOWEE! for his sake, i hope your Hellbound church a latterday saints has got cushioned pews!
and thanks for the pamphlets, they 2 ply.
Yours in Christ,
Lori H
Well, one of you jehovo witnesses came a knockin on my trailer door again, so i started brandishin daddy's (RIP) blunderbuss what i keep loaded with gunpowder and used kitty litter? well, he dropped his pamphlets and started a runnin! not fast enuff though! so i fired a warnin shot directly into his buttcheeks? HOOWEE! for his sake, i hope your Hellbound church a latterday saints has got cushioned pews!
and thanks for the pamphlets, they 2 ply.
Yours in Christ,
Lori H
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