[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

No friend, your ignorance is not funny. It is sad, actually. But we understand your limited capacity to learn.
I think all nigra men have funny faces though I have to admit, niglets look like chocolate drops.

Please show use where any True Christian™ misquoted the KJV Bible, friend. You may not like what we say but we are merely doing and saying what God commands us to do. Our own opinions matter little to Him.

I suppose now I understand your limited capacity to learn. If it's outside the bible it doesn't exist. When has God commanded you to do something? Last time I checked voices in your head was a condition you need to get checked out.

[KrautJoo]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Obama isn't black. He's mulatto. White mother, black father.

He's as much black as he is white. So, if you can call him a black man, I can with equal intellectual honesty call him a white man.

So if a man was to be both white and black does that make him ok with you? Does everyone have to be white to be saved? What are you basing your logic off of? When does god ever say that blacks are damned for Hell? Also, what if a man was both races? Where does it say that that man would be damned?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

I suppose now I understand your limited capacity to learn. If it's outside the bible it doesn't exist. When has God commanded you to do something? Last time I checked voices in your head was a condition you need to get checked out.

No friend, God gave us free will. He told us if we can follow Him, He would evaluate us and if we proved satisfactory, we might be granted eternity in Heaven. 100 years of effort following after which forever in bliss. Sweet deal if you ask me. You heathens and other souless people, may have fun while you are alive but be prepared for eternity in Hell.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

So if a man was to be both white and black does that make him ok with you? Does everyone have to be white to be saved? What are you basing your logic off of? When does god ever say that blacks are damned for Hell? Also, what if a man was both races? Where does it say that that man would be damned?

Why do you keep talking about race, you racist?

Isn't there a chimney you should be going up?

[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

No friend, God gave us free will. He told us if we can follow Him, He would evaluate us and if we proved satisfactory, we might be granted eternity in Heaven. 100 years of effort following after which forever in bliss. Sweet deal if you ask me. You heathens and other souless people, may have fun while you are alive but be prepared for eternity in Hell.

What if it is you who needs preparing for an eternity in hell? What if what you are doing is wrong? What if god doesn't value people who spread a doctrine of hate? What if God doesn't exist? I want solid proof I'm going to Hell, not just some runaround circle jerk Bible quote. Maybe it would help if you weren't an inbred hillbilly, but I digress.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

So if a man was to be both white and black does that make him ok with you? Does everyone have to be white to be saved? What are you basing your logic off of? When does god ever say that blacks are damned for Hell? Also, what if a man was both races? Where does it say that that man would be damned?

I don't care what race anybody is.

Any black man can become Saved, just as any white man can.

However, black people are cursed by God because Canaan's father, Ham, looked at his naked father (Noah) and then ran out to tell his brothers.

That's why they're black, you see.

So, they likely have a more difficult time becoming Saved, as you can see from their sub(human)culture in the US. Maybe they're different in Germany, but the bulk of urban blacks in the US are animals, living in filth and crime. Well, except for all the ones in prison for dealing drugs or stealing.

Is that directly attributable to their race? No. It's attributable to their choice not to come to Jesus. It's just less easy for them to come to Jesus. Witness our friend "AgnosticBlackMan" here. Not only does he hate Jesus, he also is more than likely misusing the word "agnostic" to mean "somewhere between theist and atheist". (I don't know that for sure.)

http://atheism.about.com/od/aboutagnosticism/a/atheism.htm

Many people who adopt the label of agnostic reject the label of atheist — there is a common perception that agnosticism is a more “reasonable” position while atheism is more “dogmatic,” ultimately indistinguishable from theism except in the details. This is not a valid position to adopt because it misrepresents or misunderstands everything involved: atheism, theism, agnosticism, and the nature of belief itself. It also happens to reinforce popular prejudice against atheists.

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Once it is understood that atheism is merely the absence of belief in any gods, it becomes evident that agnosticism is not, as many assume, a “third way” between atheism and theism. The presence of a belief in a god and the absence of a belief in a god exhaust all of the possibilities. Agnosticism is not about belief in god but about knowledge — it was coined originally to describe the position of a person who could not claim to know for sure if any gods exist or not.



Thus, it is clear that agnosticism is compatible with both theism and atheism. A person can believe in a god (theism) without claiming to know for sure if that god exists; the result is agnostic theism. On the other hand, a person can disbelieve in gods (atheism) without claiming to know for sure that no gods can or do exist; the result is agnostic atheism.


It is also worth noting that there is a vicious double standard involved when theists claim that agnosticism is “better” than atheism because it is less dogmatic. If atheists are closed-minded because they are not agnostic, then so are theists. On the other hand, if theism can be open-minded then so can atheism.

[KrautJoo]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Why do you keep talking about race, you racist?

Isn't there a chimney you should be going up?

Im not going to dignify that holocaust joke with a response. But I will say this, if IM the racist, why are YOU the one thats making holocaust jokes and assaulting my black friend here with racial slurs? Answer me that.

[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Off-topic question for you all. Do you believe Dinosaurs existed?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Off-topic question for you all. Do you believe Dinosaurs existed?

Do you believe unicorns existed?

[AgnosticBuckNigra]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Do you believe unicorns existed?

Why not, what evidence do you have to disprove they ever existed?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Why not, what evidence do you have to disprove they ever existed?

I KNOW they existed. The Bible tells me so. Glad we're on the same page. You're rather impressive for a darkie.

Deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job 39:9-10 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalms 22:21 Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.

Psalms 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Psalms 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

[GregIsSaved!]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Friend, people view your race like a tool, perhaps a shovel or a spade. We know you have limited ability and if left idle for more than a day, rust.

This is what you people do best. I have a bunch living on my plantation and they all do this on Saturday night.

haha sweet GIF, that is exactly what I think of when I think of dancing black people !

God Bless
GW

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

What if it is you who needs preparing for an eternity in hell? What if what you are doing is wrong? What if god doesn't value people who spread a doctrine of hate? What if God doesn't exist? I want solid proof I'm going to Hell, not just some runaround circle jerk Bible quote. Maybe it would help if you weren't an inbred hillbilly, but I digress.

Friend, every mortal person is probably going to Hell. Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[GregIsSaved!]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

The bible says this in many parts. Homosexuality is clearly wrong.

With the schism in the Anglican communion, the Constitutional amendment in the United States to define marriage as between a man and a woman, and in light of various ‘human rights’ laws around the world that vilify those who speak against homosexuality, more Christians are asking what the Christian position towards homosexuality should be. While only a tiny percentage of people are homosexual, the gay lifestyle is becoming mainstream – at least in some circles and in the media. Let’s examine what the Bible says about homosexuality, and clear up a few myths in the process.
First, let’s start with some fundamental groundwork. Some people, uneducated in scripture, are under the mistaken impression that all forms of sexuality are sinful according to the Bible. With this misconception, they readily disregard anything the Bible might say with regards to sexuality, choosing instead to side with their sexual desires. What they don’t understand is that they are completely wrong. Sex is a creation of God, who pronounced all His creation “good!” Sexuality is not sinful. It is a wonderful part of God’s plan.

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God put a limit on sex, though. Yes, a limit – only one. There is no long dissertation on the do’s and don’ts of sex. The only caveat to the enjoyment of sex is this: sex is meant to be enjoyed in the context of marriage – not outside of it. Unfortunately, these days we must be specific. Sex is to be enjoyed within the context of a marriage between a man and a woman. That’s it! That’s the limit. Genesis 2:24-25 says, “Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.” Hebrew 13:4 says, “Marriage is honorable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.” All sexual sins (i.e. promiscuity, adultery, homosexuality, prostitution, etc.) are sins because they do not conform to the limit of sex being a marital activity. Now of course some of you will point out the list of sexual activity prohibited by the Mosaic laws, but let’s not address those issues of the law from which Paul said we are now free. Instead, let’s stick to those ancient commands that endure eternal. To that end, the above-mentioned single rule is how we are to judge sexual morality.
The men of Sodom and Gomorrah were the first recorded in the Bible to face punishment for their sexual perversion. In Genesis chapter 19, we find two angels that pay a visit to Lot’s home in Sodom. In verse four, we find that “all the men from every part of Sodom” surrounded Lot’s house, and told Lot to bring out his visitors “so that we can have sex with them.” The pro-homosexual revisionist argues that the wickedness of Sodom and Gomorrah was that the residents wanted to commit an act of rape. That the rape would have been homosexual is not an issue, according to their argument. However, Jude 7 indicates that Sodom and Gomorrah’s punishment was due to their sexual perversion. Their sin was not simply one of violence (rape) but of sexual immorality (homosexuality). As further evidence of the sinful nature of homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22, and 20:13 both describe homosexuality as “an abomination.”
Contrary to the opinions of some, the Old Testament is not the only place in the Bible that condemns homosexuality. We previously mentioned Hebrews 13:4, where Paul exhorted us to honor the marriage bed and keep it pure. In Romans 1:26-27 Paul is very specific, “For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet.” In 1 Corinthians 6:9, Paul wrote, “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.” The Greek word from which the King James Bible gets the word “effeminate” is malakos, which literally means something soft to the touch, but is used as a negative metaphor to refer to a boy kept for homosexual relations with a man. The “abusers of themselves with mankind” are those men who engage in unnatural sexual relations with other men – homosexuals. That is also how the NASB, the NKJV, and the NIV translate that verse. Also in the New Testament is verse 7 from the book of Jude, defining exactly why Sodom and Gomorrah were punished – homosexuality.
Having established that homosexuality is a sin, we must now face that we live in increasingly pro-homosexual societies. The media and the schools have become mouthpieces for the gay subculture, and are working hard to marginalize those of us who take a moral, biblical stance on the issue. School sex education programs based on the curriculum developed by SIECUS champion homosexuality as being normal and healthy, while encouraging teenagers to ignore the values of their parents if their parents feel homosexuality is wrong. “Gay” television shows are popping up on networks like Bravo and on other networks as well.
In many nations, current and existing laws are including slurs against homosexuality in the definition of hate crimes. In fact, some in Canada have found themselves in legal trouble for reading the first chapter of Romans over the airwaves. This is a pattern that is sweeping the Western world, and I predict we’ll see similar legislation in the United States within the next few years. While the Canadian Parliament claims that a religious exemption in their recent hate speech bill will protect speech of a religious nature, in practice Canadians have already been prosecuted by human rights tribunals for things as simple as listing the same Bible verses above in a newspaper advertisement.
Even the church today is not immune to the mainstreaming of immorality. The Anglican Communion, including the Episcopal Church in the United States is suffering a rift because of the appointment of an openly homosexual bishop. This rift is widened because some of its leaders have deemed it appropriate to perform homosexual marriages. The Methodist Church has allowed openly homosexual ministers to retain their positions. Let me make this clear: I do not oppose allowing homosexuals to attend church. In fact, I think that’s where they should be. However, we must not condone sinful immorality by allowing our clergy to practice it openly. Homosexuality is a sin. Homosexuals are unrepentant of their sin. If they were repentant, they would no longer identify themselves as homosexual. Just as no church would allow their minister to engage in an ongoing adulterous affair and retain his position, so we must not allow homosexual ministers to retain their positions of leadership.
Homosexual advocates will contend that homosexuality is natural, and some will point to homosexual activity within some animal species as evidence. However, it’s not hard to figure out that homosexuality is decidedly unnatural. My wife and I used to have a couple of pendant necklaces. Each of us had half of a pendant on our necklace. When we put our two halves together, the zigzag pattern meshed together flawlessly to create a single, whole pendant (which, by the way, bore the words of Genesis 2:24). God made men and women different, both emotionally and physically. Physically, we were created to fit together anatomically much like our pendant. Our parts just match up! Remember the child’s game of matching the round peg into the round hole, the square peg into the square hole, etc.? The homosexual is trying to force two pegs together, in blatant disregard for God’s natural design! The argument above also falls flat on its face when you consider that some animal species also eat their young. I don’t think we can extrapolate that into an acceptable practice for human beings.
These same homosexual advocates will claim that homosexuality is genetic. NOT TRUE! Nobody is ‘born homosexual.’ In 1993, Dean Hamer of the National Cancer Institute claimed to have found a genetic link to homosexuality. Yet in 1999, the results of an intensive study by the University of Western Ontario found that Hamer was in error. The fact is that after all the attempts to show a genetic cause for homosexuality, no such genetic cause has been found. A British psychologist has had enormous success in providing “reorientation” therapy to homosexuals who want to change. This is not a surgery or a medical treatment, but it is effective. How could it be effective if the cause of homosexuality is physical? Well, it couldn’t be. Homosexuality is a choice, not a genetic predisposition.
Also untrue is the label applied to those who don’t approve of homosexuality. “Homophobe” has been applied to anyone speaking negatively of homosexuality or of homosexuals. But in 2002, a study by the University of Arkansas was publicized that showed that term to be inaccurate. While a phobia is a fear, researchers found that those termed “homophobic” exhibited no traces of fear. The study subjects’ reactions ranged from disapproval to disgust, but none showed any fear.
God’s laws were handed down for our benefit. HIV and AIDS, while no longer exclusive to homosexuals, are still much more rampant and spreading more quickly among the gay community (at least in the western nations). Our children are at risk as well. While GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network) will tell your seventh-grader during a school assembly that heterosexual men molest more children than homosexual men do, they are not telling the whole story. That statistic is only true because homosexuals make up less than 5% of the population. Statistically though, a homosexual man is 10 to 20 times more likely than a heterosexual man to sexually abuse a minor.
A few “Christians” have hurt the cause of morality by acting out violently and/or hatefully against homosexuals. When Matthew Shepherd was killed for being homosexual,* a Baptist congregation gathered outside the courthouse during his killers’ trial. They held up banners that stated how many days Shepherd had been in hell, and used some disgusting names to describe him. They seemed to be happy that he had been brutally murdered. Hate is not the answer to anything. Every one of us is sinful, yet every one of us is loved by God. Jesus did not celebrate the death of Matthew Shepherd, and neither should we. “Hate the sin, but love the sinner,” is how the saying goes, and that applies to homosexuals as well.
With that said, we must not be afraid to stand up and champion the cause of morality. Some will call us bigots and homophobes for our belief that homosexuality is a sin, but we cannot let name-calling soften our beliefs in God’s moral code. The pro-homosexual movement can only marginalize us if we allow ourselves to be marginalized. There are two ways we can do that: a) we exhibit hate toward homosexuals rather than love, or b) we remain silent. We must proudly champion God’s love toward the homosexual without condoning his or her behavior. Let His love shine through us, and may we all be examples of the morality God desires.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello My Christian Brethren

Off-topic question for you all. Do you believe Dinosaurs existed?

Of course. They're mentioned in the Bible. Leviathan. Behemoth. Dragons.

They drowned in the Flood and became fossilized rapidly due to the intense pressure of the water which covered the Earth deep enough that only the tips of the tallest mountains were above water.