[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Saved At Last, but my quest is UNFINISHED

Welcome, Greg!

Reading your story reminded me of my own wake up call behind the wheel.

I have known many Christians who receive messages and blessings from the LORD while driving, and I think the fact that we hardly ever kill anyone on the road while having a religious experience is a great testimony to GOD's mercy!

Almost never Brother. You do of course remember that troubling incident with Brother Portway when he thought he was being raptured on the way home from that oral surgery appointment. Those poor Mexicans trimming the hedges at Brother Monty's estate never had a chance. Thank the Lord they were able to repair the damage to our dear Brother's genitalia or he would not be an expectant father as we speak! Glory!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Saved At Last, but my quest is UNFINISHED

Hey, thanks for bringing THAT up!

I was acquitted of all wrongdoing AND I had to buy five pine boxes to ship those dead beaners back across the boarder! It could have happened to anybody. I shoulda sued that kyke dentist before he high-tailed it out of town! Last I heard he got blown up at a pizza place in Haifa. So God had the last laugh at least.

I was whacked out of mind on the laughing gas! I saw Jesus and the whole deal. Clouds, pearly gates, dancing girls, rivers of mercury, flaming eyeballs, flying yellow cows . . .

did I mention I was whacked out of my gourd?