Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

Kenny;

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Jesus has worked many miracles in your life, that much is obvious. How many sand nigras have you sent to hell for Jesus?

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[Kenny Ray]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

Right I think I've got the gist of that,

First point is why have you trademarked homer and cook?

Are you a homer or just a sympathiser? You do know what the Bible tells us about homers don't you-

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

And only women cook in True Christendom™ men are the bosses and women do as they are told in silence

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

That is one of the better Introductions we have seen lately though, well done

YIC

Noah Sole -

Thank you for your kind words.

I said that a microwave cooks™ food, because - it cooks in a very particular way. Perhaps I have misused the trademark. If so - please chalk it up to noobizm. My wife cooks (no trade mark needed) on a stove.

I trademarked Homer - because I have never heard the term before coming to this site - and thought I should be certain to to step on any toes... once again - on reflection - it does seem that I was in error to do so. Thank you for pointing out my errors. I am here to grow.

Facts are facts. The KJV makes it clear that God hates fags. I wouldn't dream of questioning that.

Kenny Ray

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

How could Jesus come back from the dead if it wern't magic?

Did this idiot just accuse Jesus of being a witch?

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

How could Jesus come back from the dead if it wern't magic?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

You lot all beleive in magic and I've never seen magic ever so how can you say it's real?

Grow up.

We don't believe in magic, you filthy Jesus-hater.

(Leviticus 19:31) "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Noah Sole]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

You lot all beleive in magic and I've never seen magic ever so how can you say it's real?

Grow up.

Introduce yourself properly or clear off..

All the best

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

You lot all beleive in magic and I've never seen magic ever so how can you say it's real?

Grow up.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

Right I think I've got the gist of that,

First point is why have you trademarked homer and cook?

Are you a homer or just a sympathiser? You do know what the Bible tells us about homers don't you-

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

And only women cook in True Christendom™ men are the bosses and women do as they are told in silence

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

That is one of the better Introductions we have seen lately though, well done

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

I always find it's best to keep it simple.

If it's in the KJV it is the word of God and therefore perfect and unstained.

Don't get me started on the bead jigglers

I still can taste their silly magic wafers.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

I'm Kenny Ray. My walk with Jesus started as a very young boy. For a time, my grand-parents brought me to a church where much of the Mass was said in Latin. It didn't appeal to me, but it was better than the Sunday School class for kids. Then there was a godless period in my life - at least formally. I'm sure Jesus was still around - but we didn't visit his house. Then, in the 6th grade I was forced into Catholic CCD classes, and tutored (to bring me up to speed) by a nun. I thought I might become a priest - but then a secular liberal education™ taught me the half-truths and outright lies of Darwin's Evolution and the Big Bang Theory. At the time, it made more sense than the other lies I was being taught by the Catholics. So - I declared myself an Atheist. In the Air Force, I even had them put Atheist on my Dog Tags.

But something changed in my spirit. I had an awakening - and, ironically, it had more to due with science than any pulpit sermon.

I had atheist friends who thought that they were being "objective" about their view of reality. From their point of view - the burden of proof of God's existence rested upon the believer. They would say that they wouldn't believe anything they couldn't detect with their 5 senses. They called that an Objective Reality.

In watching a science program on butterflies, it was pointed out that the ego-laden scientists thought incorrectly that this particular type of butterfly determined male from female through their sense of smell. They appeared completely similar visually - so it must be smell the proud scientists had determined. But somewhere along the line - someone put those butterflies under ultraviolet light - and lo and behold! The males and females were actually visually marked to avoid homer™ activities.

Why was this such a life changing moment for me? Well for one - it was clear that God didn't even want butterflies to be gay; but, it was also clear that man can be vein and egotistical and prideful of his gift of sight. We use our eyes so much - and depend upon them for so much, that it is an easy trap to fall into. "If I can't see it - it doesn't exist." And so it goes.

Yet, clearly things exist all around us that we cannot see. Microwaves that cook™ our food, cell phone signals, wireless Internet connections, etc. One could argue that since we made those things, we know they exist - but my revelation was on a more fundamental level.

If I know that there can be things that exist that I cannot see or detect - and if I have the Word Of God™ in the KJV that tells me that there is a God that exists (yet I cannot see). Then - isn't the burden of proof on those who would claim that no divinity exists? Yes. This is what I concluded. It is not "objective" to deny things until you can scientifically prove them - it is "objective" to allow for all things that are possible. The proof of God exists within each of us - and it is ready to be discovered by anyone humble enough to look there. Knock and it will be answered.

We have eye-witnesses that are external to the Bible that confirm enough of the Bible to know that it isn't just a work of fiction, as some godless heathens might suggest.

So I say - Praise the Lord - and Pass the Ammunition (which was a song that was apparently popular when my Grandfather was kicking Nazi ass in WWII).

I don't attend a church at this time - but I do keep fellowship with the best Christians™ a man could have: Those who keep and bear arms, and vote Republican

As for a favorite bible quote - that is a tough one - I'll have to pull my KJV out to find one that resonates with me right now. I don't really have a 'favorite' - there are so many. But to comply with the leadership wishes... I'll say... right now... my favorite is Matthew 17:9-13 I really like those words because even though, in my humble opinion, the Catholics tried to keep the full truth out of their official cannon - they missed some very important things that I suspect they would have rather censored if they had a choice.

YIC

Kenny Ray
Amateur Biblical Enthusiast

Wait there for a moment I'll get back to you...

[Kenny Ray]

I'm Kenny Ray. My walk with Jesus started as a very young boy. For a time, my grand-parents brought me to a church where much of the Mass was said in Latin. It didn't appeal to me, but it was better than the Sunday School class for kids. Then there was a godless period in my life - at least formally. I'm sure Jesus was still around - but we didn't visit his house. Then, in the 6th grade I was forced into Catholic CCD classes, and tutored (to bring me up to speed) by a nun. I thought I might become a priest - but then a secular liberal education™ taught me the half-truths and outright lies of Darwin's Evolution and the Big Bang Theory. At the time, it made more sense than the other lies I was being taught by the Catholics. So - I declared myself an Atheist. In the Air Force, I even had them put Atheist on my Dog Tags.

But something changed in my spirit. I had an awakening - and, ironically, it had more to due with science than any pulpit sermon.

I had atheist friends who thought that they were being "objective" about their view of reality. From their point of view - the burden of proof of God's existence rested upon the believer. They would say that they wouldn't believe anything they couldn't detect with their 5 senses. They called that an Objective Reality.

In watching a science program on butterflies, it was pointed out that the ego-laden scientists thought incorrectly that this particular type of butterfly determined male from female through their sense of smell. They appeared completely similar visually - so it must be smell the proud scientists had determined. But somewhere along the line - someone put those butterflies under ultraviolet light - and lo and behold! The males and females were actually visually marked to avoid homer™ activities.

Why was this such a life changing moment for me? Well for one - it was clear that God didn't even want butterflies to be gay; but, it was also clear that man can be vein and egotistical and prideful of his gift of sight. We use our eyes so much - and depend upon them for so much, that it is an easy trap to fall into. "If I can't see it - it doesn't exist." And so it goes.

Yet, clearly things exist all around us that we cannot see. Microwaves that cook™ our food, cell phone signals, wireless Internet connections, etc. One could argue that since we made those things, we know they exist - but my revelation was on a more fundamental level.

If I know that there can be things that exist that I cannot see or detect - and if I have the Word Of God™ in the KJV that tells me that there is a God that exists (yet I cannot see). Then - isn't the burden of proof on those who would claim that no divinity exists? Yes. This is what I concluded. It is not "objective" to deny things until you can scientifically prove them - it is "objective" to allow for all things that are possible. The proof of God exists within each of us - and it is ready to be discovered by anyone humble enough to look there. Knock and it will be answered.

We have eye-witnesses that are external to the Bible that confirm enough of the Bible to know that it isn't just a work of fiction, as some godless heathens might suggest.

So I say - Praise the Lord - and Pass the Ammunition (which was a song that was apparently popular when my Grandfather was kicking Nazi ass in WWII).

I don't attend a church at this time - but I do keep fellowship with the best Christians™ a man could have: Those who keep and bear arms, and vote Republican

As for a favorite bible quote - that is a tough one - I'll have to pull my KJV out to find one that resonates with me right now. I don't really have a 'favorite' - there are so many. But to comply with the leadership wishes... I'll say... right now... my favorite is Matthew 17:9-13 I really like those words because even though, in my humble opinion, the Catholics tried to keep the full truth out of their official cannon - they missed some very important things that I suspect they would have rather censored if they had a choice.

YIC

Kenny Ray
Amateur Biblical Enthusiast