I've done some soul searching and bona fide Christians that you are I hope you can find it in your hearts to help me discover Jesus through the King James Bible.
I also would like to appologise to any one who may have been offended by my misplaced anger.
This is what you should be saying, missy
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
In deference to future visitors to the site who need to see the vileness of atheists who come here uninvited, spew their bile, are rightly rebuked in the name of Jesus, throw their toys out of the pram and flounce off so your posts will remain for all to see and marvel at.
I wonder how many would-be biology students stumbling upon this thread will be persuaded by the Truth of the gospel, see how frightening it is to try and argue against God, and commit their lives to Christ!
Oh it makes my soul to sing with Joy!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
What I dont get is why you all expect to make anyone Christian by basically being rude and abusive to people. It's no wonder I trolled you good.
Oh yeah boy! We threw our toys out of the pram good and proper at your reasoning. I thought you flounced out. You are in touch with the Truth® and no mistaking.
You came in here uninvited and unprompted to show how smart you were at showing everyone how smart you were. And you succeeded.
The door is still open for you to accept God how He is and not how you think He ought to be.
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
You didn't troll anyone, you pathetic fool. Do you actually think we don't get super-geniuses like you every single day? Do you know how transparent you and your ilk are?
You are upset because your pathetic arguments and "science" (which you seem hardly able to grasp) have so thoroughly and elegantly shot down by the inerrant word of God as perfectly preserved in the KJV Bible.
What happened to all this amazing reasoning. Tell us again about how God got it so wrong about how He made the earth and firmament. I want to know all about how you really really understand Darwin better than us.
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
What happened to all this amazing reasoning. Tell us again about how God got it so wrong about how He made the earth and firmament. I want to know all about how you really really understand Darwin better than us.
watch out, he's gone to get his mum
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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