[Redeemed Papist]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Then how come my old maths teachers and all maths books say it's 3.14?

Maybe there was a mistake in the printing I dunno, but if you Google it it will show you why pi is the number it is! For example, get a piece of string the length of the diameter of the circle and see how many times it goes around

YIC

And here we go... yet another fake Christian. Let me guess: you also think the world is a sphere orbiting the sun.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Then how come my old maths teachers and all maths books say it's 3.14?

Maybe there was a mistake in the printing I dunno, but if you Google it it will show you why pi is the number it is! For example, get a piece of string the length of the diameter of the circle and see how many times it goes around

YIC

So you have decided that you know better than the Bible.

If the Bible is wrong about pi, then what else do you think GOD is wrong about?

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

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Makes sense! Thank you for the help and links

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Then how come my old maths teachers and all maths books say it's 3.14?

Maybe there was a mistake in the printing I dunno, but if you Google it it will show you why pi is the number it is! For example, get a piece of string the length of the diameter of the circle and see how many times it goes around

YIC

Please, just ignore the apparent contradiction between what the Bible says and what you have been taught by the secularists. If you cannot get past the Pi controversy, you are going to have quite a bit of trouble getting through the entire King James Bible.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

What do you mean EVEN you, a "midget", where does that come into anything?!?!?

Until she stops being a midget, she will be denied the grace of God. Leviticus 21:17-23. And yet she is not discouraged. She reads the Bible, and you do not.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Please, just ignore the apparent contradiction between what the Bible says and what you have been taught by the secularists. If you cannot get past the Pi controversy, you are going to have quite a bit of trouble getting through the entire King James Bible.

I'm just trying to understand why teachers, mathematicians, etc would lie? Maybe the Bible is wrong in that section because mathematicians weren't very good then or whoever wrote it wasn't good at maths.

Either way I'm not saying the whole Bible is wrong, I'm just saying that even on Wikipedia is says pi is 3.14... I want to understand please, help me understand why pi is 3.0.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I'm just trying to understand why teachers, mathematicians, etc would lie? Maybe the Bible is wrong in that section because mathematicians weren't very good then or whoever wrote it wasn't good at maths.

Either way I'm not saying the whole Bible is wrong, I'm just saying that even on Wikipedia is says pi is 3.14... I want to understand please, help me understand why pi is 3.0.

Because pi is the relationship between the circumference and diameter of a circle, and the Bible says that relationship is 3.

Satan often confuses those weak in faith.

Are you going to start reading your Bible, or worry about your maths class?

Being a "Bible beginner", maybe you should try the "Real Bible Stories" link in my signature to start. It'll give you some basic familiarity with God's Word, or at least with some of it.

[Midge Murphy]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Until she stops being a midget, she will be denied the grace of God. Leviticus 21:17-23. And yet she is not discouraged. She reads the Bible, and you do not.

Brother Alex is right & i want to be a ex-midget & i pray and pray for it, but i have temptations and i cannot avoid them and i still follow the midget lifestyle choice even when i NO that it says in the bible that i shouldnt, i am now looking 4 a christian course in repairative therapy, but i still read the bible ever day and 1 day i will be free of the demon tempations of midgetality.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Brother Alex is right & i want to be a ex-midget & i pray and pray for it, but i have temptations and i cannot avoid them and i still follow the midget lifestyle choice even when i NO that it says in the bible that i shouldnt, i am now looking 4 a christian course in repairative therapy, but i still read the bible ever day and 1 day i will be free of the demon tempations of midgetality.

Sure the big guy will make an exception for someone as religious as you, so I wouldn't worry

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Because pi is the relationship between the circumference and diameter of a circle, and the Bible says that relationship is 3.

Satan often confuses those weak in faith.

Are you going to start reading your Bible, or worry about your maths class?

Being a "Bible beginner", maybe you should try the "Real Bible Stories" link in my signature to start. It'll give you some basic familiarity with God's Word, or at least with some of it.

Okay, thank you

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Sure the big guy will make an exception for someone as religious as you, so I wouldn't worry

Unlikely. God hates cripples you know.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I'm just trying to understand why teachers, mathematicians, etc would lie? Maybe the Bible is wrong in that section because mathematicians weren't very good then or whoever wrote it wasn't good at maths.

Either way I'm not saying the whole Bible is wrong, I'm just saying that even on Wikipedia is says pi is 3.14... I want to understand please, help me understand why pi is 3.0.

Dom, why do you hate God? Why today, of all days, must you attempt to besmirch His Majesty?
God does a lot of things we mortal beings do not understand. If He wanted us to know the details, He would of written it in the Bible. Why do Churches burn down, why are people born with half their brains missing, why are people democrats. A lot of things. More things to think about that here is time in the day. Why I barely have the time to run my farm and do my work for Jesus. You do not hear me complaining when my G500 needs an annual or the tires on my Porsche are worn out. These are things that happen. Being a good Christian, I know God will ensure my annual is done and my tires are fresh. You know why Dom? It is because I love God. I follow His Word as written in the KJV Bible. I do not wonder, I do not question. I come to a part that quite frankly, cause me to be terribly upset but I follow the instructions because He knows better. The same way I know I have to have my annual done and I have to replace tires when they are worn out. So if God says Pi=3, you better believe, Pi=3.

By the way, are a member of the Perignon family?

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Dom, why do you hate God? Why today, of all days, must you attempt to besmirch His Majesty?
God does a lot of things we mortal beings do not understand. If He wanted us to know the details, He would of written it in the Bible. Why do Churches burn down, why are people born with half their brains missing, why are people democrats. A lot of things. More things to think about that here is time in the day. Why I barely have the time to run my farm and do my work for Jesus. You do not hear me complaining when my G500 needs an annual or the tires on my Porsche are worn out. These are things that happen. Being a good Christian, I know God will ensure my annual is done and my tires are fresh. You know why Dom? It is because I love God. I follow His Word as written in the KJV Bible. I do not wonder, I do not question. I come to a part that quite frankly, cause me to be terribly upset but I follow the instructions because He knows better. The same way I know I have to have my annual done and I have to replace tires when they are worn out. So if God says Pi=3, you better believe, Pi=3.

By the way, are a member of the Perignon family?

I don't hate God - what gave you that idea? And today of all days? What's so special about today? It's only the 6th of May?

I wouldn't moan if the tires on my Porsche ran out because I would have a Porsche. And I'd imagine that's why you don't moan either? Although I must admire your double major from Princeton on your profile, VERY nice!

But for someone with such a qualification, you must have at some point been taught pi was 3.14. I don't hate the Bible, I'm just picking on this ONE bit.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I don't hate God - what gave you that idea? And today of all days? What's so special about today? It's only the 6th of May?

It's Sunday, you dimwit! Hello? The LORD'S day! Ever heard of it?

You're hopeless.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

It's Sunday, you dimwit! Hello? The LORD'S day! Ever heard of it?

You're hopeless.

Oh, I forgot it was our Lord's day! Ah, silly mistake! I feel stupid now