[Noah Sole]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Hey Dom,

I had to go out for a few hours. How are you getting on with the others, everything OK? Haha wassup!

YIC

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Drinking wine in moderation is fine. Jesus Himself was an imbiber. But the papists believe (I hope you're sitting down, because this is really unbelievable) that an ordinary mouthful of wine will actually and literally turn into the blood of Christ in their mouths. Can you imagine? And they also believe that those crackers they pop in their mouths actually turn into Christ's flesh in their mouths! Like cannibals!

Seriously? You're right that is ridiculous! Thank God I was sitting down! Thanks for educating me on this, I'm glad I'm not associated with them and am sorry for associating the forum to them! Cannibals indeed!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Well the Earth is not sphere, I agree. The pressure of rotation makes Earth bulge slightly in the middle so that it is shaped more like a tangerine.

That incorrect assumption has been covered very well here. Please, let's stick to the task at hand, which is your ignorance of the ways of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Why does the red wine make someone a Catholic? Don't you guys want an excuse to get drunk too haha at the Xmas party or something?

Drinking wine in moderation is fine. Jesus Himself was an imbiber. But the papists believe (I hope you're sitting down, because this is really unbelievable) that an ordinary mouthful of wine will actually and literally turn into the blood of Christ in their mouths. Can you imagine? And they also believe that those crackers they pop in their mouths actually turn into Christ's flesh in their mouths! Like cannibals!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

But I hope to be soon though

Sorry.

YIC

Yeah, well, keep hoping into a bucket and see how fast it fills up. Instead of being an annoying little dork, READ THE DING DANGED BIBLE!

Now!

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

You didn't say if you believed the earth is a sphere or not. Earth is flat, fixed at the centre of the heavens and the sun is a moving light in the firmament, no?

Well the Earth is not sphere, I agree. The pressure of rotation makes Earth bulge slightly in the middle so that it is shaped more like a tangerine.

[Didymus Much]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

...pointless gum flapping deleted...

You could have been halfway through Genesis by now.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

You didn't say if you believed the earth is a sphere or not. Earth is flat, fixed at the centre of the heavens and the sun is a moving light in the firmament, no?

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

US True Christians™?!?!?

Trust me pal, there's no us. There's a we and a you. We are Saved©, you are damned.

But I hope to be soon though

Sorry.

YIC

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Listen, I'm sorry I didn't know there was a difference but now I do and will be more careful. I'm sorry if I offended you. I'll make sure never to confuse us True Christians with the Catholics again. As Paster E said, in future I will search for questions before I make a fool of myself.

US True Christians™?!?!?

Trust me pal, there's no us. There's a we and a you. We are Saved©, you are damned.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Watch it boy, respect your betters. Your idiocy is starting to try our patience.

Listen, I'm sorry I didn't know there was a difference but now I do and will be more careful. I'm sorry if I offended you. I'll make sure never to confuse us True Christians with the Catholics again. As Paster E said, in future I will search for questions before I make a fool of myself.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I thought they were the same both believe in God right? Again, I know my ignorance is clear but I'm only asking to understand.

Why does the red wine make someone a Catholic? Don't you guys want an excuse to get drunk too haha at the Xmas party or something?

Watch it boy, respect your betters. Your idiocy is starting to try our patience.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

We aren't Mary-worshiping Catholics, boy. They aren't even Christians!

I thought they were the same both believe in God right? Again, I know my ignorance is clear but I'm only asking to understand.

Why does the red wine make someone a Catholic? Don't you guys want an excuse to get drunk too haha at the Xmas party or something?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

when you refer to cleaning my sins with Jesus's blood does that mean I get to drink red wine?

We aren't Mary-worshiping Catholics, boy. They aren't even Christians!

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

That's okay. We all knew it from your first post.

Instead of whining, why don't you get on your knees and ask Jesus to wash you clean of sin with His sweet, sweet blood?

That would be a productive way to spend a Sunday that you skipped Church.

Thank you for being so understanding Paster Ezekiel It literally didn't occur to me, sorry. Is it possible to simply read the Bible, which I am GOING to do rather than attending church as the local church makes us sing all the time and to be honest, we don't have great voices so I haven't attended in a while. Plus if I wanted to sing I could do it in my bedroom, so no point in going to church for that really.

I will begin to read the Bible, I've even got one out of my draw, I just haven't opened it yet but I'll start reading today! And also when you refer to cleaning my sins with Jesus's blood does that mean I get to drink red wine?