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  • #46
    Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

    Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
    Oh, I forgot it was our Lord's day! Ah, silly mistake! I feel stupid now
    That's okay. We all knew it from your first post.

    Instead of whining, why don't you get on your knees and ask Jesus to wash you clean of sin with His sweet, sweet blood?

    That would be a productive way to spend a Sunday that you skipped Church.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #47
      Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

      Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
      Oh, I forgot it was our Lord's day! Ah, silly mistake! I feel stupid now
      that cuz u dont read the bible, its right there in Exodus 20:8, which is 1 of the 10 comandments!!
      Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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      • #48
        Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

        Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
        Oh, I forgot it was our Lord's day! Ah, silly mistake! I feel stupid now
        Friend, being ignorant about God and the Bible should make you feel stupid all the time. But feeling like an idiot can motivate you. Let the fact that you feel like a moron 24/7 be the engine that drives you to read God's Holy Word, the KJV1611! Glory!
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        • #49
          Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

          Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
          I don't hate God - what gave you that idea? And today of all days? What's so special about today? It's only the 6th of May?
          I cannot beleive God has not done more to you than damaged your brain. Today is HIS special day.

          I wouldn't moan if the tires on my Porsche ran out because I would have a Porsche. And I'd imagine that's why you don't moan either? Although I must admire your double major from Princeton on your profile, VERY nice!
          Not surprising, you missed the point of my message entirely. God tells us something, we do it, no complaining, whining or questioning.
          Thank you. I did not want to do the Organic Chemistry but my parents insisted I did so I would better know Gods Word was the Truth. Finance paid for the Porsche, plane, farm and other basic necessities.

          But for someone with such a qualification, you must have at some point been taught pi was 3.14. I don't hate the Bible, I'm just picking on this ONE bit.
          Of course. 'Teachers' tried to con me in to beleiving all sorts of things. I always answered based on the KJV though. A few times they tried to tell me I was wrong but a quick visit to a secular court proved I was right. Every time.
          Son, God is not a scab that you can dig at. You watch, listen and learn from Him.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #50
            Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            That's okay. We all knew it from your first post.

            Instead of whining, why don't you get on your knees and ask Jesus to wash you clean of sin with His sweet, sweet blood?

            That would be a productive way to spend a Sunday that you skipped Church.
            Thank you for being so understanding Paster Ezekiel It literally didn't occur to me, sorry. Is it possible to simply read the Bible, which I am GOING to do rather than attending church as the local church makes us sing all the time and to be honest, we don't have great voices so I haven't attended in a while. Plus if I wanted to sing I could do it in my bedroom, so no point in going to church for that really.

            I will begin to read the Bible, I've even got one out of my draw, I just haven't opened it yet but I'll start reading today! And also when you refer to cleaning my sins with Jesus's blood does that mean I get to drink red wine?

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            • #51
              Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

              Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
              when you refer to cleaning my sins with Jesus's blood does that mean I get to drink red wine?
              We aren't Mary-worshiping Catholics, boy. They aren't even Christians!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #52
                Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                We aren't Mary-worshiping Catholics, boy. They aren't even Christians!
                I thought they were the same both believe in God right? Again, I know my ignorance is clear but I'm only asking to understand.

                Why does the red wine make someone a Catholic? Don't you guys want an excuse to get drunk too haha at the Xmas party or something?

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                • #53
                  Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                  Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                  I thought they were the same both believe in God right? Again, I know my ignorance is clear but I'm only asking to understand.

                  Why does the red wine make someone a Catholic? Don't you guys want an excuse to get drunk too haha at the Xmas party or something?
                  Watch it boy, respect your betters. Your idiocy is starting to try our patience.
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                  • #54
                    Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                    Watch it boy, respect your betters. Your idiocy is starting to try our patience.
                    Listen, I'm sorry I didn't know there was a difference but now I do and will be more careful. I'm sorry if I offended you. I'll make sure never to confuse us True Christians with the Catholics again. As Paster E said, in future I will search for questions before I make a fool of myself.

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                    • #55
                      Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                      Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                      Listen, I'm sorry I didn't know there was a difference but now I do and will be more careful. I'm sorry if I offended you. I'll make sure never to confuse us True Christians with the Catholics again. As Paster E said, in future I will search for questions before I make a fool of myself.
                      US True Christians™?!?!?

                      Trust me pal, there's no us. There's a we and a you. We are Saved©, you are damned.
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                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • #56
                        Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                        US True Christians™?!?!?

                        Trust me pal, there's no us. There's a we and a you. We are Saved©, you are damned.
                        But I hope to be soon though

                        Sorry.

                        YIC

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                        • #57
                          Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                          You didn't say if you believed the earth is a sphere or not. Earth is flat, fixed at the centre of the heavens and the sun is a moving light in the firmament, no?
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • #58
                            Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                            Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                            ...pointless gum flapping deleted...
                            You could have been halfway through Genesis by now.

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                            • #59
                              Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              You didn't say if you believed the earth is a sphere or not. Earth is flat, fixed at the centre of the heavens and the sun is a moving light in the firmament, no?
                              Well the Earth is not sphere, I agree. The pressure of rotation makes Earth bulge slightly in the middle so that it is shaped more like a tangerine.

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                              • #60
                                Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

                                Originally posted by Dom Sinclair View Post
                                But I hope to be soon though

                                Sorry.

                                YIC
                                Yeah, well, keep hoping into a bucket and see how fast it fills up. Instead of being an annoying little dork, READ THE DING DANGED BIBLE!

                                Now!

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