[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Then how come my old maths teachers and all maths books say it's 3.14?

Maybe there was a mistake in the printing I dunno, but if you Google it it will show you why pi is the number it is! For example, get a piece of string the length of the diameter of the circle and see how many times it goes around

YIC

Please, just ignore the apparent contradiction between what the Bible says and what you have been taught by the secularists. If you cannot get past the Pi controversy, you are going to have quite a bit of trouble getting through the entire King James Bible.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Makes sense! Thank you for the help and links

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Then how come my old maths teachers and all maths books say it's 3.14?

Maybe there was a mistake in the printing I dunno, but if you Google it it will show you why pi is the number it is! For example, get a piece of string the length of the diameter of the circle and see how many times it goes around

YIC

So you have decided that you know better than the Bible.

If the Bible is wrong about pi, then what else do you think GOD is wrong about?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Then how come my old maths teachers and all maths books say it's 3.14?

Maybe there was a mistake in the printing I dunno, but if you Google it it will show you why pi is the number it is! For example, get a piece of string the length of the diameter of the circle and see how many times it goes around

YIC

And here we go... yet another fake Christian. Let me guess: you also think the world is a sphere orbiting the sun.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Of course it means you aren't a Christian. What do you believe in? Some sort of vague nonsense about Gentle Jesus Meek and Mild someone told you at Sunday School?

And it's the Bible that says pi=3.00. if you are scoffing at God knowing a universal constant better than people then you really are going to struggle with the consistently risen Jesus as He dies and is risen four times.

How can you be a Christian if you are so lacking in faith in the only body of evidence we have about Christ?

Then how come my old maths teachers and all maths books say it's 3.14?

Maybe there was a mistake in the printing I dunno, but if you Google it it will show you why pi is the number it is! For example, get a piece of string the length of the diameter of the circle and see how many times it goes around

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Yeah, i mean don't we all wonder what will happen when we die?

I might just try that, you're right, reading a Bible would be the best thing to get started. But writing notes? That's a tad overboard for me. But I will try and read it, it's just a bit dull and hard to understand at times as it's written in ye old speak

If writing a few notes is too much effort for you, I guarantee you will never know God, and you will never enter Heaven. The choice is yours.

Also, does that mean Noah lived until he was over 100? That's pretty awesome, I like those sorts of bits of the Bible, the interesting bits that are like stories ahaha

Noah was already 500 when God told him to build the ark.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

But I will read - it'll just take time! But thank you!

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Where do you get the idea that you only have to follow the parts of the Bible that you like?


Yet you have lived how many years on God's Earth and still have never read His Law to know what He expects of you. That doesn't sound like you love Jesus very much, now does it?

How do you know who Christ is and what He wants of you, if you have never read the Bible?

That's like saying you are a 100% supporter of John Doe for president on the basis of the first 5 seconds of a 30-second campaign commercial.


Did you not see the Scriptural reference in his signature, which shows that the Bible clearly teaches that pi = 3? Maybe you should learn something before you insult a True Christian™ for sharing Scriptural truths.

If you were trying, you'd be reading the Bible right now instead of whining about not having read the Bible yet.

I never thought Christianity was "pretty cool". God is not "cool". You either obey His commands, or He will burn you alive for all eternity in His Lake of Fire. Does that sound "cool" to you?

I'm sure you are concerned about God, and Jesus, and what will happen to you when you die. Am I right? Here's what I recommend for you:

Get a Bible. King James, of course. It's available online if you don't have a hard copy handy. Or any Baptist church will gladly supply you one.

Sit down and start reading. Keep a notepad handy.

As you read each story in Genesis, take notes. Write down the basics of the story and the chapters. Just a couple of sentences; for example, "Noah's Ark, God gives Noah 100 years to build a big boat, but doesn't tell people He is angry that they are sinning. He then drowns all people, unborn babies, animals, and plants because the adults refused to obey Him."

Follow that with a quick note to yourself saying what that story teaches you about who God is. Why does He do things? What does He consider important in a person? What does He value?

I guarantee that by the time you work your way through Genesis you will have a completely different understanding of who God is than you do right now.

You can also check out the links in my signature for additional resources.

Yeah, i mean don't we all wonder what will happen when we die?

I might just try that, you're right, reading a Bible would be the best thing to get started. But writing notes? That's a tad overboard for me. But I will try and read it, it's just a bit dull and hard to understand at times as it's written in ye old speak

Also, does that mean Noah lived until he was over 100? That's pretty awesome, I like those sorts of bits of the Bible, the interesting bits that are like stories ahaha

And I get what you mean about it being silly to declare myself a fully obeying Christian without reading it, so that makes sense. I mean, I really should start to know where things are in it by now but I admit I've forgotten a lot recently, but I aim to get back on the saddle

And I'm not disputing what the other TC says, but I'm just pointing out that pi has been proved in mathematical fields. So maybe the Bible just got that one wrong. Again, not disputing, but if you YouTube it, it shows you why and how. Apart from that, I'm ready to read

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I don't know what I'm talking about? sure i don't know everything and haven't read the Bible but i've admitted that, if you have read it. I just know bits and follow bits. And this doesn't mean I'm not Christian.........

Also, it's rich that this is coming from someone who thinks pi is 3.00. Did they not teach you it's 3.14.. in school?

Of course it means you aren't a Christian. What do you believe in? Some sort of vague nonsense about Gentle Jesus Meek and Mild someone told you at Sunday School?

And it's the Bible that says pi=3.00. if you are scoffing at God knowing a universal constant better than people then you really are going to struggle with the consistently risen Jesus as He dies and is risen four times.

How can you be a Christian if you are so lacking in faith in the only body of evidence we have about Christ?

[Didymus Much]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

...honestly, all i want to do is be part of you community and learn! not be called out on for being false or having no faith.

Then stop arguing and start here: http://kingjbible.com/genesis/1-1.htm

Two books per day (couple of hours of reading), and you'll be done in a month.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

I'm sorry, i was by no means 'giggling' as your practices or true christians. If anything i have admiration and respect and i'm sorry it initially did not come across.

i don't sin, i am a real christian it's just that i use the bible more like guidelines.

Where do you get the idea that you only have to follow the parts of the Bible that you like?

and I do and HAVE long ago accepted Jesus christ.

Yet you have lived how many years on God's Earth and still have never read His Law to know what He expects of you. That doesn't sound like you love Jesus very much, now does it?

I don't know what I'm talking about? sure i don't know everything and haven't read the Bible but i've admitted that, if you have read it. I just know bits and follow bits. And this doesn't mean I'm not Christian.........

How do you know who Christ is and what He wants of you, if you have never read the Bible?

That's like saying you are a 100% supporter of John Doe for president on the basis of the first 5 seconds of a 30-second campaign commercial.

Also, it's rich that this is coming from someone who thinks pi is 3.00. Did they not teach you it's 3.14.. in school?

Did you not see the Scriptural reference in his signature, which shows that the Bible clearly teaches that pi = 3? Maybe you should learn something before you insult a True Christian™ for sharing Scriptural truths.

Not much of it?! You can't prove that? I'm trying, okay?

If you were trying, you'd be reading the Bible right now instead of whining about not having read the Bible yet.

Think back to when you thought christianity was pretty cool? You probably didn't know everything about the Bible did you? I'm in than position.

I never thought Christianity was "pretty cool". God is not "cool". You either obey His commands, or He will burn you alive for all eternity in His Lake of Fire. Does that sound "cool" to you?

I'm sure you are concerned about God, and Jesus, and what will happen to you when you die. Am I right? Here's what I recommend for you:

Get a Bible. King James, of course. It's available online if you don't have a hard copy handy. Or any Baptist church will gladly supply you one.

Sit down and start reading. Keep a notepad handy.

As you read each story in Genesis, take notes. Write down the basics of the story and the chapters. Just a couple of sentences; for example, "Noah's Ark, God gives Noah 100 years to build a big boat, but doesn't tell people He is angry that they are sinning. He then drowns all people, unborn babies, animals, and plants because the adults refused to obey Him."

Follow that with a quick note to yourself saying what that story teaches you about who God is. Why does He do things? What does He consider important in a person? What does He value?

I guarantee that by the time you work your way through Genesis you will have a completely different understanding of who God is than you do right now.

You can also check out the links in my signature for additional resources.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Even i read the hole bible and i am a midget, u should get off ur lazy butt and start reading, 2 Timothy 3:16 says that the bible is the very word of god and if u have not red it, then u are just a lazy buns, and u NO what happens to lazy buns ===> HELL Proverbs 21:25.

What do you mean EVEN you, a "midget", where does that come into anything?!?!?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Well no one really KNOWS God, do they? And I'm sorry Professor, I thought it was a story. I don't mean to be ignorant, just don't really know about hence I'm learning .

I know God, because I am familiar with His Word. Every True Christian™ here knows God intimately. And just because you are not being ignorant on purpose does not mean you know the first thing about what it means to be a Christian.

Not much of it?! You can't prove that? I'm trying, okay? Think back to when you thought christianity was pretty cool? You probably didn't know everything about the Bible did you? I'm in than position.

I agree i should know more and that's why i'm here. to TRY and LEARN. but don't say i have little faith, you can't prove this and it's not true.

honestly, all i want to do is be part of you community and learn! not be called out on for being false or having no faith.

You cannot profess to have faith in something about which you are utterly ignorant. You need to read the entire Bible son, cover to cover, before you can even begin to consider yourself saved.

[Dom Sinclair]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Why don't you start with these passages:

John 8:31-32 Joshua 1:8 Acts 20:32 Matthew 4:4 John 6:63 Romans 15:4 John 14:23-24 2 Timothy 3:16-17 Hebrews 4:12.

They tell you that you cannot possibly be a Christian without reading ALL of the Bible.

But I will read - it'll just take time! But thank you!

[Midge Murphy]

Re: hey! I am a Mediocre Wanna be False Christian - Wassup Dog!

Not much of it?! You can't prove that? I'm trying, okay? Think back to when you thought christianity was pretty cool? You probably didn't know everything about the Bible did you? I'm in than position.

I agree i should know more and that's why i'm here. to TRY and LEARN. but don't say i have little faith, you can't prove this and it's not true.

honestly, all i want to do is be part of you community and learn! not be called out on for being false or having no faith.

Even i read the hole bible and i am a midget, u should get off ur lazy butt and start reading, 2 Timothy 3:16 says that the bible is the very word of god and if u have not red it, then u are just a lazy buns, and u NO what happens to lazy buns ===> HELL Proverbs 21:25.