I am a statue-worshiping, Bible-ignoring Romanist and can't even keep my story straight.

[Carl2244]

Re: I am new

Yes, I know you papists worship statues. That's just one of the many reasons why Catholics aren't Christians.

Why are you here, Carl? Does your mommy know you're using her computer?

I will say this nicely I have my own computer and I don worship statues I look at them as a reference to to explain who God is to others. Is there a reason I can't be here. I'd have to say some people are really nice and if you prefer me to not be here I will stay but talk to others about god....p.s. What if I don't have a "mommy".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am new

I am Carl. I go to a catholic church in IL. "Turn my heart toward your statutes, not toward selfish gain. " psalm verse 36

Yes, I know you papists worship statues. That's just one of the many reasons why Catholics aren't Christians.

Why are you here, Carl? Does your mommy know you're using her computer?

[Carl2244]

Re: I am new

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I am Carl. I go to a catholic church in IL. "Turn my heart toward your statutes, not toward selfish gain. " psalm verse 36

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am new

Hi Landover baptist church.....

That is NOT an introduction.

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Christ.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Didymus Much]

Re: I am new

Hi Landover baptist church.....

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Carl2244]

Hi Landover baptist church.....