[MotherMaryInFlames]

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I've never even seen a cave painting. If that picture to the left is you I would say I am as white as you are. Trust me, I'm no Abo. I wish to have no similarities between myself and those savages.

[James Hutchins]

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You abos really need to read the Bible instead of looking at cave paintings.

[MotherMaryInFlames]

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Friend, if there were an 'unspoken rule' what makes you think we'd talk to you about it? Why is it the Word of God is being questioned by you? What makes you think you know better than Him?
It is not your country. It is Gods. If He calls it Austria, so be it.

My apologies for this misunderstanding but I was not referring towards the post put forth by the pastor but rather the one posted by Jack O'fagan. I was confused by the reference that Adolf Hitler may have been an Aboriginal. :S

[fagswillburn]

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I also come from godless Australia . I hope one day to escape this wicked place and move to God's country. At least I'll be safe from rabid abos and homers .

[ExGay Alex]

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I'm sorry for my insolence but is there an unspoken rule on this forum to exchange the country Austria with Australia and vice versa?

I think it should be obvious that it was a typo. Obviously Pastor Zeke knows that Austria is not populated with aborigines and criminals. That is clearly Australia, and his link was to Australia.

I would think that someone with "remedial" English skills would cut a break to someone who makes a simple typo.

But let's forget all this and start over. How and where did Jesus touch you first? How can we help you in your ministry in Australia? How to you deal with the problems of premarital sex and homerism in your church?

[James Hutchins]

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I'm sorry for my insolence but is there an unspoken rule on this forum to exchange the country Austria with Australia and vice versa?

Friend, if there were an 'unspoken rule' what makes you think we'd talk to you about it? Why is it the Word of God is being questioned by you? What makes you think you know better than Him?
It is not your country. It is Gods. If He calls it Austria, so be it.

[MotherMaryInFlames]

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I'm sorry for my insolence but is there an unspoken rule on this forum to exchange the country Austria with Australia and vice versa?

[MotherMaryInFlames]

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My apologies. I appear to have let my patriotism get the best of me. Please forgive me for my insubordination.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Actually I think Hitler was an Australian and I don't think he wasn't an abo though, unless he used to 'white himself up'.

YIC

Jack

[MotherMaryInFlames]

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So you expect us to believe that you're a "minister" and a simpleton who has to ride the short bus to school and learn English in the retard class...

Are you an abo or an inbred criminal. I know from personal experience down under there that those are the only two choices in Godless Austria.

My apoligies Pastor Ezekiel but I believe this 'comment' to be an unwarranted act of malice. Surely one such as you must have a grasp of the English language. Perhaps your grip has loosened. "Are you an abo or an inbred criminal." This is clearly a question yet it lacks punctuation indicitive of this. Secondly I believe the man said he resides in "Australia" not "Austria" as you would have us believe. Perhaps you are the one who should "ride the short bus to school and learn English in the retard class." Thirdly, if Australia is populated entirely by 'Abos' and 'inbred criminals' which were you during your time here whilst you were gaining your "personal experience"? Please at least attempt to retain some sense of civility. Thank you and God bless.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Greetings and salutations,
My name is Jack, im a minister at my local church....

Excuse my writing, i am actually attending a remedial English class at the moment but for the meantime i hope that my writing isn't too unclear

So you expect us to believe that you're a "minister" and a simpleton who has to ride the short bus to school and learn English in the retard class...

Are you an abo or an inbred criminal. I know from personal experience down under there that those are the only two choices in Godless Austria.

[Australian Christian]

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Hi, Jack!

I see from your writing style that you were educated in a public school. My condolences. Have you considered a remedial English class?

We find that writing intelligently and clearly helps visitors to realize that Christians are not all uneducated backwoods hicks.

But what seminary would tolerate you not capitalizing "Bible"? And what's your local church?

How do you define "sin", Jack?

I was educated in a public school, how very perceptive of you, or maybe not
Excuse my writing, i am actually attending a remedial English class at the moment but for the meantime i hope that my writing isn't too unclear
Also what are "backwoods hicks"? i can't say that i have ever heard that word used before.

Godbless.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Greetings and salutations,
My name is Jack, im a minister at my local church.
Im not sure what my favourite bible verse is, there are more then a few
really inspirational one's, but as im typing this Revelation 21:6 comes to mind, -And he said unto me, It is done. I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.-

Im not sure what else i should say, i do like to meet new people
and im sure there is an abundance of new people to meet and friendships to be made on this forum.

Hi, Jack!

I see from your writing style that you were educated in a public school. My condolences. Have you considered a remedial English class?

We find that writing intelligently and clearly helps visitors to realize that Christians are not all uneducated backwoods hicks.

But what seminary would tolerate you not capitalizing "Bible"? And what's your local church?

How do you define "sin", Jack?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Greetings from the civilised world!

It is always good to hear from the Colonies: what first turned you on to the sweet love of the Lord? When were you first touched by Jesus?

I remember my first time, I was a bit apprehensive but then the world made sense.

How was it for you?

Jesus stands by my side.

[Noah Sole]

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Greetings and salutations,
My name is Jack, im a minister at my local church.
Im not sure what my favourite bible verse is, there are more then a few
really inspirational one's, but as im typing this Revelation 21:6 comes to mind, -And he said unto me, It is done. I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.-

Im not sure what else i should say, i do like to meet new people
and im sure there is an abundance of new people to meet and friendships to be made on this forum.

Welcome to God's favourite forum Jack

What sort of Church is your local Church where you are a minister? I'm hoping it is one that follows the Bible as diligently as we do, not one of those liberal pansy cherry-picker ones that only follow the bits they like.

All the best