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  • My introduction

    Greetings and salutations,
    My name is Jack, im a minister at my local church.
    Im not sure what my favourite bible verse is, there are more then a few
    really inspirational one's, but as im typing this Revelation 21:6 comes to mind, -And he said unto me, It is done. I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.-

    Im not sure what else i should say, i do like to meet new people
    and im sure there is an abundance of new people to meet and friendships to be made on this forum.

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    Glory!

    Revelation 21 is a wonderful book.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

    God is wonderful in making sure only True Christians will inherit.

    PRAISE
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: My introduction

      Originally posted by Australian Christian View Post
      Greetings and salutations,
      My name is Jack, im a minister at my local church.
      Im not sure what my favourite bible verse is, there are more then a few
      really inspirational one's, but as im typing this Revelation 21:6 comes to mind, -And he said unto me, It is done. I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.-

      Im not sure what else i should say, i do like to meet new people
      and im sure there is an abundance of new people to meet and friendships to be made on this forum.
      Welcome to God's favourite forum Jack

      What sort of Church is your local Church where you are a minister? I'm hoping it is one that follows the Bible as diligently as we do, not one of those liberal pansy cherry-picker ones that only follow the bits they like.

      All the best
      Genesis 7:5
      And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


      John 8:32
      And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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      • #4
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        Greetings from the civilised world!

        It is always good to hear from the Colonies: what first turned you on to the sweet love of the Lord? When were you first touched by Jesus?

        I remember my first time, I was a bit apprehensive but then the world made sense.

        How was it for you?

        Jesus stands by my side.
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • #5
          Re: My introduction

          Originally posted by Australian Christian View Post
          Greetings and salutations,
          My name is Jack, im a minister at my local church.
          Im not sure what my favourite bible verse is, there are more then a few
          really inspirational one's, but as im typing this Revelation 21:6 comes to mind, -And he said unto me, It is done. I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.-

          Im not sure what else i should say, i do like to meet new people
          and im sure there is an abundance of new people to meet and friendships to be made on this forum.
          Hi, Jack!

          I see from your writing style that you were educated in a public school. My condolences. Have you considered a remedial English class?

          We find that writing intelligently and clearly helps visitors to realize that Christians are not all uneducated backwoods hicks.

          But what seminary would tolerate you not capitalizing "Bible"? And what's your local church?

          How do you define "sin", Jack?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Hi, Jack!

            I see from your writing style that you were educated in a public school. My condolences. Have you considered a remedial English class?

            We find that writing intelligently and clearly helps visitors to realize that Christians are not all uneducated backwoods hicks.

            But what seminary would tolerate you not capitalizing "Bible"? And what's your local church?

            How do you define "sin", Jack?

            I was educated in a public school, how very perceptive of you, or maybe not
            Excuse my writing, i am actually attending a remedial English class at the moment but for the meantime i hope that my writing isn't too unclear
            Also what are "backwoods hicks"? i can't say that i have ever heard that word used before.

            Godbless.

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            • #7
              Re: My introduction

              Originally posted by Australian Christian View Post
              Greetings and salutations,
              My name is Jack, im a minister at my local church....
              Originally posted by Australian Christian View Post
              Excuse my writing, i am actually attending a remedial English class at the moment but for the meantime i hope that my writing isn't too unclear
              So you expect us to believe that you're a "minister" and a simpleton who has to ride the short bus to school and learn English in the retard class...

              Are you an abo or an inbred criminal. I know from personal experience down under there that those are the only two choices in Godless Austria.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                So you expect us to believe that you're a "minister" and a simpleton who has to ride the short bus to school and learn English in the retard class...

                Are you an abo or an inbred criminal. I know from personal experience down under there that those are the only two choices in Godless Austria.
                My apoligies Pastor Ezekiel but I believe this 'comment' to be an unwarranted act of malice. Surely one such as you must have a grasp of the English language. Perhaps your grip has loosened. "Are you an abo or an inbred criminal." This is clearly a question yet it lacks punctuation indicitive of this. Secondly I believe the man said he resides in "Australia" not "Austria" as you would have us believe. Perhaps you are the one who should "ride the short bus to school and learn English in the retard class." Thirdly, if Australia is populated entirely by 'Abos' and 'inbred criminals' which were you during your time here whilst you were gaining your "personal experience"? Please at least attempt to retain some sense of civility. Thank you and God bless.

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                • #9
                  Re: My introduction

                  Actually I think Hitler was an Australian and I don't think he wasn't an abo though, unless he used to 'white himself up'.

                  YIC

                  Jack
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                  • #10
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                    My apologies. I appear to have let my patriotism get the best of me. Please forgive me for my insubordination.

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                      I'm sorry for my insolence but is there an unspoken rule on this forum to exchange the country Austria with Australia and vice versa?

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by MotherMaryInFlames View Post
                        I'm sorry for my insolence but is there an unspoken rule on this forum to exchange the country Austria with Australia and vice versa?
                        Friend, if there were an 'unspoken rule' what makes you think we'd talk to you about it? Why is it the Word of God is being questioned by you? What makes you think you know better than Him?
                        It is not your country. It is Gods. If He calls it Austria, so be it.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          Originally posted by MotherMaryInFlames View Post
                          I'm sorry for my insolence but is there an unspoken rule on this forum to exchange the country Austria with Australia and vice versa?
                          I think it should be obvious that it was a typo. Obviously Pastor Zeke knows that Austria is not populated with aborigines and criminals. That is clearly Australia, and his link was to Australia.

                          I would think that someone with "remedial" English skills would cut a break to someone who makes a simple typo.

                          But let's forget all this and start over. How and where did Jesus touch you first? How can we help you in your ministry in Australia? How to you deal with the problems of premarital sex and homerism in your church?
                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                            I also come from godless Australia . I hope one day to escape this wicked place and move to God's country. At least I'll be safe from rabid abos and homers .
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Friend, if there were an 'unspoken rule' what makes you think we'd talk to you about it? Why is it the Word of God is being questioned by you? What makes you think you know better than Him?
                              It is not your country. It is Gods. If He calls it Austria, so be it.
                              My apologies for this misunderstanding but I was not referring towards the post put forth by the pastor but rather the one posted by Jack O'fagan. I was confused by the reference that Adolf Hitler may have been an Aboriginal. :S

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