New here

[Nobar King]

Re: New here

Do they even have beans in Austria?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New here

My Christian intuition is telling me that something is wrong here. How many "Martinez"s are there in Australia? I think you're pulling our leg here....

Another wetback trying to sneak across our Godly borders you think?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: New here

Hello brothers,
I am new here. I live in australia, and have been saved.

I'm just curious as to what the difference is between True Christians™ and Christians are?

One thing that i've found that makes me kind of sad. Is the fact I am labeled unsaved trash. And that brings me onto my favourite bible verse:

My Christian intuition is telling me that something is wrong here. How many "Martinez"s are there in Australia? I think you're pulling our leg here....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New here

Dear Abo;

This is the place you introduce yourself, not where you whine and moan about your petty gripes.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New here

Hello brothers,
I am new here. I live in australia, and have been saved.

I'm just curious as to what the difference is between True Christians™ and Christians are?

True Christians(tm) follow all of the Bible, all of God's Commands, not just the bits we happen to like.

One thing that i've found that makes me kind of sad. Is the fact I am labeled unsaved trash. And that brings me onto my favourite bible verse:

Did you ever bother to read that verse in context? It's a warning against hypocritical judgment, not a directive not to judge. You have never read the Bible, for you would have seen the many instances where we are COMMANDED to judge and to publicly rebuke sinners.

Read this about your "favorite verse".

And I assume you never bothered to read the thread all noobs are directed to read. You won't follow God's instructions, so why should we expect you to follow ours, right?

[LMartinez]

Hello brothers,
I am new here. I live in australia, and have been saved.

I'm just curious as to what the difference is between True Christians(TM) and Christians are?

For whosoever shall do the will of God, the same is my brother, and my sister, and mother.

One thing that i've found that makes me kind of sad. Is the fact I am labeled unsaved trash. And that brings me onto my favourite bible verse:

Matthew 7:1
Judge not, that ye be not judged.