[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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i moved out last night
i escaped with a black eye and my dignity.
i'm at my, friend Garreth's house now. they took me right in, i came to the door and the immediately brought me to my room and his mum came in and talked to me and stuff. it feels like something out of movie, but i'm happier now. by this morning, all my friends at school all knew and as soon as i walked in everyone started applauding for me. people who didn't know me were so confused but i dont care, it's nice to know that i have so much support.

and yes i have been to dildo, small town, it's cute. it was named that long before the invention of the dildo and it wasn't even made there.
@Brinlynn Quidi Vidi is nice, i'm in St John's so i'm not too far from there. have you been to Bell Island?? now that is a pretty place.

and i'm sorry but i was creeping your profile a bit, couldn't help but notice you like mcr and doctor who, my friends are all really into them. they're always blasting mcr and quoting doctor who, they're such nerds

This is just the sweetest little story, dear.

I can't wait to tune in tomorrow and see what exciting after-school-special adventure you've invented next!



This is definitely going on my Top Ten list.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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my name is Helen and i'm 17, i live in st johns, newfoundland and my family are all baptists, but i'm starting to question this since i'm now being forced into a marriage to a guy that's nearly twice my age.
he's 30 and he's already been married, but his wife died of cancer a couple years ago, and i feel bad for her and stuff, but i don't like him.
he's a totaly jerk, i've only met him once and he's loud, obnoxious, full of himself, and just an all around jerk. He looks at me like i'm his and that i'm an object and i just don't like that. now i'm being forced to marry him.
all my friends at school are looking at colleges and stuff and i'm being forced to marry. i dont want to, especially not to him. i'm only 17, i've never been out of newfoundland and i simply can't stand him.
my friends parents have offered to take me in, but i'm scared that if i run away, they'd come after me.
i'm only a year away from graduating high school and now i'm going to have to spending the rest of my life cleaning and cooking for this sad excuse of a man. i hate him. i really do. i didn't like him when i met him and now that i have to marry him, i hate him even more.

Got it. You're a full-blown man-hating lesbian. Good for you. Enjoy hell, feminazi.

[Brinlynn]

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@Brinlynn Quidi Vidi is nice, i'm in St John's so i'm not too far from there. have you been to Bell Island?? now that is a pretty place.
and i'm sorry but i was creeping your profile a bit, couldn't help but notice you like mcr and doctor who, my friends are all really into them. they're always blasting mcr and quoting doctor who, they're such nerds

glad to hear you moved out, i hope everything goes better for you
i was on Bell Island exactly one year ago today, i want to go back so bad, it was the best part of my trip, we went in the iron mines and talked to the locals, it was so cool
you're friends sound a lot like me and my friends, we're always doing the exact same things. once we ran up and down the halls with sonic screwdrivers and one of the teachers pulled one out and joined in. it was the funniest thing ever! that same teacher also listens to mcr and i have him for history, best class ever!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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glad to hear you moved out, i hope everything goes better for you
i was on Bell Island exactly one year ago today, i want to go back so bad, it was the best part of my trip, we went in the iron mines and talked to the locals, it was so cool
you're friends sound a lot like me and my friends, we're always doing the exact same things. once we ran up and down the halls with sonic screwdrivers and one of the teachers pulled one out and joined in. it was the funniest thing ever! that same teacher also listens to mcr and i have him for history, best class ever!!

That teacher is grooming you so that in the future he can rape you. Just saying . . .

[Helen MacGowan]

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glad to hear you moved out, i hope everything goes better for you
i was on Bell Island exactly one year ago today, i want to go back so bad, it was the best part of my trip, we went in the iron mines and talked to the locals, it was so cool
you're friends sound a lot like me and my friends, we're always doing the exact same things. once we ran up and down the halls with sonic screwdrivers and one of the teachers pulled one out and joined in. it was the funniest thing ever! that same teacher also listens to mcr and i have him for history, best class ever!!

everything is better, one of the girls in my friends girl guide troop just dropped out of their trip to a camp in ireland and they offered me the spot, they're giving me her fundraising money so i'm only paying like $400, and since i'm working at the music store the familt i'm staying with owns, i can go! i just need to wait a couple weeks to get the forms signed because the family i'm staying with are becoming my legal guardians, i'm so excited, they're also going to england for a week and paris for a day. i just hope we can get the forms in on time
i love the iron mines there, they're the coolest things ever!
and your teacher sounds brilliant. when i first told my friend that my name was helen, she thought i said helena and she started screaming SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT! at first i didn't get it, now i do, so now i'm known as Helen aka Helena. i think i like helena more, it sounds more sophisticated.

[Brinlynn]

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That teacher is grooming you so that in the future he can rape you. Just saying . . .

i think he just saw some people (because it was boys and girls) playing doctor who and he wanted to join in. it's called building a relationship with your students because people tend to learn better if they actually like their teacher.
not everything is about rape. plus he's married and his wife just had a kid last week.
@Helen is it camp 101 in lough key???? because if it is i'm going there too!! small world lol
i'm excited for it, what activities did you sign up for? i signed up for zip lining (the hard one), overnight survival (i'm going all out hunger games for that one), and i can't remember what else... i picked them a while ago. i gave it out once, but look me up on DA and send me a message, if you have facebook i'll add you
and yes... i like helena a lot more, it's an amazing song, every one should listen to it.
for those of you who havn't seen it, here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSNKCfxcYvE

[Nobar King]

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not everything is about rape. plus he's married and his wife just had a kid last week.

That's called adultery and it's a sin, too.

[Helen MacGowan]

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i think he just saw some people (because it was boys and girls) playing doctor who and he wanted to join in. it's called building a relationship with your students because people tend to learn better if they actually like their teacher.
not everything is about rape. plus he's married and his wife just had a kid last week.
@Helen is it camp 101 in lough key???? because if it is i'm going there too!! small world lol
i'm excited for it, what activities did you sign up for? i signed up for zip lining (the hard one), overnight survival (i'm going all out hunger games for that one), and i can't remember what else... i picked them a while ago. i gave it out once, but look me up on DA and send me a message, if you have facebook i'll add you
and yes... i like helena a lot more, it's an amazing song, every one should listen to it.
for those of you who havn't seen it, here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSNKCfxcYvE

i think it is actually.... that's really awesome!! i dont know what i'm doing yet, i think i'm just getting whatever the girl who dropped out picked. But i'll have to look for you, i'll be with the newfies what's you're DA account again? me and my friends all have one, i don't have facebook though.
but the helena thing is great, my one friend's mum is a seamstress and she made my grade 8 grad dress to look like the one in the video (only i had to wear a shrug). but i still have it. i look nothing like the girl in the video though, for one, i'm blonde. the only thing we really have in common is that we're both really pale (only i think hers is make up, mines natural, i can't tan for te life of me, i burn, peel, go back to being pale)
and how is being married with a kid adultery? it's alright to joke around, i do with my teachers all the time. it keeps class interesting. like today in math, my teacher had to get someone to go to his science class room and get his flash drive and he picked me and said "your mission, is to get the flash drive from room 305 and bring it back without breaking it. the way there will be extremly dangerous and you have to complete the mission in exactly 5 minutes. this message will self destruct in 5 minutes if you don't leave now." so i went and got it and when i came back one of the girls in my class is said "you were 5 minutes and 30 seconds." so i joked and said "i had to kill someone." then my teacher said "did you run into the ninjas?" and i stared at him and said "sir, it wasn't just ninjas.... there were pirates too." then he said "agent H, your mission is now complete, you may sit down."
it just makes things more interesting and fun. i can't stand teachers that are 100% by the book because it's just boring.

[Brinlynn]

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your maths teacher sounds amazing! my maths teacher is really nice, she makes sure you understand everything, i hope i get her next term. my history teacher likes to go on about zombies and stuff so he's pretty cool. we had to design a suburb and i named my streets Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Bandit Way,and Lyn-z Way. he read it and gave an "i see what you did there" look. my music teacher though... shes amazing. me her and my class or always come up with theories about posessed dolls and mutated orphans living in the ceiling. gotta love my school
and agree with Helen about the adultery thing. theres such a thing as joking around.

[Brinlynn]

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and i will deffinately look for you at camp 101. it's going to be amazing, i've never been to ireland but iheard it rains a lot but is rlly pretty at the same time. so not much different from newfie-land
oh and listen to Gerard Way's collab with Deadmau5, im not a big deadmau5 fan... but i like the lyrics. they're different. I just hope that the new album goes more away from the guitar effects and stuff. i mean danger days was amazing, but like all fans, i miss three cheers and the black parade

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Ladies, I am increasingly uncomfortable with your lesbian flirting. If you don't start praising the LORD, I shall ask one of the moderators to consider disciplining you.

[Little Donkey]

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Ladies, I am increasingly uncomfortable with your lesbian flirting. If you don't start praising the LORD, I shall ask one of the moderators to consider disciplining you.

Thank you Mrs E! They have 99% of all the internets to do their sex-chat and they can't help but try and ruin the last 1% too. Keep it clean and Godly, or kindly go back to tweeking your myspaces.

[Helen MacGowan]

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we're just talking. when two girls talk it doesnt mean they're lesbians. you people have sick minds. i came here to ask for advice, and i get ridiculed, except a few people who actually supported me.
my father's been sending me harassing voicemails all day. he still thinks that i'm going to get married on july 7, but the thing is, if everything goes according to plan, i'll be in Ireland with Brinlynn then. on top of that, theres three boys in my school who go to my church and they've been calling me a whore in the halls and stuff, and oneof the teachers caught them and they told her everything so now the school knows and social services is getting involved.
i dont know whether or not i should tell them everything because my father could be thrown in jail if they learn everything... but at the same time, the things he's said and done to me, he deverves it. oh i dont know. i'm so confused right now.

[James Hutchins]

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we're just talking. ............. oh i dont know. i'm so confused right now.

Of course you are confused, you are just a female. You need to take a few hours, compose yourself and beg your fathers forgiveness. Not many girls have a daddy that takes much of an interest in them. You should be on your knees before him.

1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

[Redeemed Papist]

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What's going on? Why does this disobedient wretch want us to get involved in her affairs with her father and why is she treating Landover like her blog and consorting with that witch?